Name: Theo and Matt McCusker React to the 2024 Election Results
Uploaded: 2024-11-12T22:41:35.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Matt McCusker React to the 2024 Election Results' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Matt McCusker React to the 2024 Election Results' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-12. Transcript available.

Theo and Matt McCusker React to the 2024 Election Results

if you take what's called like a lib or you know a post-modern neo-marx
whatever they want to call
it like people who are you know like a radical feminist they built their their
thing was right
and being like we should be nice to everybody we shouldn't be mean to gay
people we shouldn't be
mean they're totally correct the problem was they went and the reason
everything's so bad
they're like we hate racism in every form every type of discrimination and it's
all because of
white people and it just like went right back downward now you're just being
racist in a more
sophisticated fashion right and that's the whole thing that's why it's not if
it's a truly like
visionary and leading like kind of like evolutionary tip of like our spiral
upward into like complexity
and greater wholeness people would get on board right next step that's the next
step is like being
like okay here's all the good stuff from your world view and we're gonna apply
that to everybody and
rather than being like this is the reason everything's up is because blah blah
blah because it's like yeah
and that's another thing i mean trump that's one thing that's kind of gets
worried worried about
trump is like is he gonna be is that is the pointing fingers is that end you
know is that kind of end
and so it is for now but it's like i think they're good rfk smart where he's
kind of like i don't want
to participate in any of this stuff yeah and hopefully he'll kind of get up in
his ear because
i mean it is so sweet slamming the libs i will give it there's i get like a
when i see the libs get
owned i do there's a part of the libs the liberals yeah it's just like there's
like on the internet
like liberals owned liberal slam and it's like you watch they do those like uh
you know they do those like
25 students versus like ben shapiro yeah that's like slamming the libs porn
where it's like him
just like taking on 19 year olds and actually you don't know anything about
that and then
everyone's just like tell them ben crushed and i will there's a dark part of my
heart that's like
yes when i watch that and sinners got that hair wallet on
dude they did one of them where they make people run to the chair to tap the
chair so that they get the
chance to debate him and it's dude it's embarrassing people are like tripping
over themselves to hit the
chair and be like actually ben i think you're a fucking asshole and he's like
next and i'm like
dude don't run to the chair you're an adult they're like diving for it just to
be like actually ben if
you ever through it's like so i'm trying to remove i know i have a bias towards
that and i'm trying to
like remove that from watching that stuff yeah not that that stuff i'm like
whatever on but it's like i will
watch like news clips where like liberals melt down about and i'll be like well
check this out and i'll
be like yeah i've been trying to erase that because i'm like right it's not
good it's not good it's not
good and it's yeah i mean i don't know i don't care like i just want like i don't
know some just
started to get really weird i i think well kamala wouldn't come on podcast
right i thought that that
was weird it was like and we asked and they said well do you guys give final
edit right and they
asked did trump ask for final edit you know um did he no they didn't ask for
anything they shouldn't
dude they didn't ask for anything jd vance showed up dude there were snipers on
the ice i i stayed up
late like trying to get some questions together and think of some things um and
we invited everybody
those were the them bernie sanders and mark cuban came on he was very much like
a um uh democrat or
but he gets something i didn't realize he gets if if they won he get there's a
business incentive
you know yeah i didn't realize that some of these things i'm learning as i go
right it's typically
with billionaires yeah when they're like when they're involved in politics it
usually is like yeah
i didn't realize that i'm like oh people aren't just out there who ron for no
reason there's some
reason yeah he's not freaking out over like banned books and schools he's like
i need you to you know
build a railroad from here to there whatever the he's up to yeah but we had
common ground and like just
different thoughts and stuff and definitely inspiring to be able to talk to
people like that
but i woke so i wake up that morning and it was like an hour until the thing i
was like i had to
get in the freaking ice bath i got to make sure i'm in a decent yeah yeah yeah
try to do something
to get high do you get spun out when you have level a guest of that high
profile yeah man i get
fucking i get crunched dude i i can't handle it man we had rfk on i could
barely like formulate a
sentence wow and neither can he though which is great you know that's a joke
bobby he'll laugh at it
he will he'll laugh at it um dude watch suddenly he fixes his own voice dude
that's
it's over it's over and it's dude and it's like yeah imagine he is such he'd be
such he's such an
electrifying speaker and thinker anyway but yeah it's that works against him he's
been in it yeah
yeah but so but i wake up there's fucking i go in the ice bath there's like
secret service ever
they had drape put drapes black drapes in front of the house right yeah they
shut down
exits off the interstate i had no idea you shut down the whole city bro i had
no idea there's snipers
on the roof on the roof full tactical gear i'll put pictures in the youtube um
holy and then uh oh
my neighbor right i look at my phone he's like what's up are you i mean then he
put a blank like just
underlines and i they thought it was one of those things where like uh out in
the house like like
they were sending people in to get like i was taking my own life at home that's
how he asked
you if you killed yourself is it are you well he sent like four messages and so
at that oh i got you
because i it was like already 11. i slept in i was up to probably three just
like getting my questions
ready so i was like i have to make sure i sleep and uh he's like dude we were
so scared man he's like
because we saw them like they thought they were rappelling into the home oh and
um it was like
what you thought i killed myself dude we just assumed you killed yourself so
yeah that's oh and
they had a van outside that some weird term on it like threw people off yeah
and the black curtains
around your house would be yeah i think people thought but that's what people
thought that makes
sense that kind of makes more it was morgue-esque you know yeah it was like so
gruesome that they're like
we gotta but they also had this like stan's bakery banner so like it was
definitely they kind of like
play this old cat and like what is kind of happening here that's crazy it was
super crazy dude stan's
bakeries should have snipers and yeah we just gotta get these cupcakes and we'll
be right we'll be right
back yeah there's some wake treats yeah just so there's some viewing of the
body hey first come first
serve guys dude that was crazy though that was one of the craziest things that
had ever happened
um for sure but he comes in and i was like hey man thanks for coming i was like
uh you know just want
to let you know we don't have any we're not like a gotcha type of show for sure
just looking forward
to having a nice conversation which is what i tell anybody yep and um he's like
whatever man it's all
good yes let's have a chat and that was it and it was fun you know yeah man it
was interesting yeah
i feel bad everyone's so still hyped up about this stuff i honestly think if
you look at it i hate when
people lose anything you know it's tough when there's a winner and a loser dude
i was in i was
in the grocery store the day of i guess like that he got elected that night and
then you know in the
three in the morning and or whatever like he won at three in the morning and
then uh i was in the
grocery store the next day and they have like magazines in the grocery store
this magazine was
just kamala or kamala and it was just a picture of her i didn't know what
magazine it was just her
name and her i got like real sad for her i was like damn dude that's so bad if
i like just lost i saw like a
magazine with just me on it i'd be i'd cry yeah so i felt pretty bad for her i
was like damn that really
sucks for that lady she just i mean that dude that i if people they've spent i
think a billion dollars
on the campaign it just shows you that it's muster but it also then if that's
the if safe okay they
spend that much on the campaign right both these sides spend a ton of money oh
yeah but if the if
there's just like these powers in the background doing things it's just like
why would they if it's not even
real say the office isn't even you know it's just for show sure it just seems
like you wouldn't waste
that much money so there must really be i think there is man i think there
really is you get in
and it's like power it's just teams yeah it's like you're on this team this is
on that team
you know could it all be organized like that would be pretty elaborate to yeah
like set it all up when
you can reality just be like yeah you know we're putting this guy in have they
could just have the
coolest guy ever just come right every time be like yo we love this guy and
they can meanwhile just be
doing whatever but yeah dude i think i i guess it all is real you know i think
it's it's real and
they just there's like groups and lobbyists and certain i don't i don't that's
where i kind of
lose it where it was interesting that's for sure and i'll i'll say who made the
whole thing happen
oh kamala reportedly spent a hundred thousand dollars on building a set for her
appearance on
call her daddy like dude why here's the setting question so they rebuilt they
rebuilt their own set
i guess well because they wanted i think a host to come to her so i think she
didn't want to go
anywhere so she built the set but i wonder if she has that's such a i mean you
know it's just kind of
weird it's like just go there right i wonder if she may have a um thing where
she doesn't like going
like sometimes i don't like sleeping at people's houses or whatever i'm talking
about
i wonder if she has that she can't anywhere else but her house maybe could be
which is where people should
say people who are like transient hey man hey man sorry i agree though but i
always want to be home
that's my thing i always want to be i'm getting a little i was like pretty
guarded about that but now
i'm like just letting it rip i've been flying more so i'm just kind of like
whatever man but i i do agree
home is where it's where the heart is truly like i do want to at home every
time yeah i agree with you
that you should get more like you should get like money back or something if
you at home
you should dude right you should be a tax writer like a credit or something
yeah because it is but
it's dude just i also the the violence of shitting that's occurring in airport
bathroom it's like
it's upsetting people are shitting so hard in those i mean we i don't know why
we're back to this but
oh people are shitting at top speed it's crazy that's the craziest thing to me
to ever is when
somebody shits at full blast speed like are you out of your mind you're gonna
hurt yourself i i from
what i like from hearing self guy from here in public bathrooms most people are
are in there
just having like religious experiences just being there it's like yeah like
full ayahuasca dumpster
they're just like blowing it out it's crazy wow just slinging disciples out of
your butt everyone's
up dude oh they need bobby kennedy to get all the crap out of the food shitting
to death into the bathroom
but bro how i there's also part of me that i feel like do you think we can get
more together or do
you think we should just have two americas do you think no because dude we're
like people don't
realize it but the parties are rubbing off on each other so much like now like
on like well most people
want the same