Name: History of Condoms w/ Stavros Halkias
Uploaded: 2024-11-22T16:00:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'History of Condoms w/ Stavros Halkias' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'History of Condoms w/ Stavros Halkias' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-22. Transcript available.

but burgess meredith who played um the penguin in this and also played mickey
and rocky
i believe him and adam west were absolute coos hounds yeah they were just at so
much
in these in these times i and by that i mean i saw one tick tock about it and i
love to think
of that well they didn't have condoms at this time did they i don't believe so
when did condoms
really start probably had them but they weren't using them you think there was
like a luxury good
it was like a fancy thing because they probably had like i bet you ain't like
ain't cavemen were like
putting their dick in like sheep's like intestines not to have killed children
at a certain point oh
just to get it out of their system i think they just figured out condoms pretty
quick like condoms have
been used for centuries but became more popular at different times for
different reasons 18th century
condoms became more well known and the market grew despite opposition
opposition to condoms that was
the first time the church was like this is unnatural i absolutely yeah the
church was against them i
promise you the church was against them because every they got a nut the whole
point of life is
procreation right so for them and mother nature was probably against it nature
has to be because
nature wants things to have sex sure right that's what nature needs that yeah
so i wonder if nature put
that in the minds of people like we can't stop it yes you mean like like uh
like mother nature planted
that thought into your head or she's not gonna let that not like that's her
only goal right it's
just smashing party but is it is it people though because people were doing her
harm maybe mother nature
wanted condoms so rabbits back up so rabbits and plants and shit could and
bring back you know the eco
because we're polluting especially if this is the 18th century mother nature
probably she
the industrial revolution happens we start polluting yeah she's like these are
no
good yeah you got to get we got to get them out of here we got to get them nutting
inside of
plastic bags inside of pussies instead of free and clear yeah that's a good
point you know yeah it
started to become sort of this um oh look at this it was like blue blockers for
kind of
for sex you know 19th century yeah going what you said we're gonna say despite
opposition they were
sold in pubs theaters and barbershops when the lineup's so crispy you know you're
gonna get
you're like now this that's that's a good marketing ploy it is you're gonna
need one of these
pal i lined you up so nice yeah good day sir and then you get a bad cut and the
guy's like
yeah you're not gonna we'll say we have eight for the whole city and by the way
wash it out and then
tie it back up when you're done these things are expensive i know you see them
on the clothes line
those are the days don't not in it too much i know hey come on over i stole my
neighbor's condom man
yeah we'll go half on going half on a condom with your boy tonight tonight judy
be like dude jack
off before you yeah you don't i don't want the first night of the day going in
this thing
we need the second weaker one goes in this one we gotta we gotta uh we gotta
keep the foundation
intact on this thing yeah yeah yeah this thing can't handle it can only handle
about seven it's not
rated for the first night of the day loads it's not rated for that that's crazy
in the 19th century
it says rubber condoms became popular however condom use was mainly limited to
the upper class due
to a lack of sexual education yep the working class is wow that makes sense oh
for sure like
these people can barely you know if this guy's making shoes all day yeah he's
cobbling yeah he's
cobbling or or would cobbling be like a hierarchy job you think oh you like uh
you mean you mean they're
in the shoe factory the cobbler is kind of a an artisan a bespoke yes artisan
you're right yeah yeah
he's probably somewhere in between the two 19th century so we're talking the
1800s you still got
both you still got comblers and shoe factory workers it wouldn't let them have
condoms it's a
little bit of both i would say where it's like the education keeps them not
understanding how useful is
so the working class has kids working class women have to have kids earlier
they're trapped they don't
get to fucking you know i mean it's a classic thing the working class always
gets tricked in this
fucking it in all of human history while the fucking the barons fucking suck
you know what i mean
they're on their fucking couches they're on chaise lounges yes the the the
factory workers they don't
know any better but then they're just letting them have sex and make more
factory workers which seems
bizarre mm-hmm well that's good for again the upper classes they want
disposable working class people
in shitty living conditions what do they care right and so if the if people
have more kids it keeps them
in poverty because then they have to spend to take care of the children and
they get more workers
and then wages go lower right so you know keep them going keep condoms just for
the rich yeah
condoms in 1950s and 1960s condoms became a popular birth control method with
42 percent of americans
of reproductive age using them for birth control between 1955 and 65. so that's
about when we're to bring it
full circle that's when batman i believe the first batman was shot so they
probably mixed it up they
probably had gone but those guys look like raw doggers to me i think adam west
can we do a little
research on adam west sexual history yeah i think adam west and burgess meredith
they're old school guys
they're not putting on condoms unless absolutely necessary what do you say well
look at this adam west
his stories of romantic conquests including the infamous night with eight women
wow have become
the yeah this man's part of lore surrounding his life and career while some
might view west's
candid revelations with a mixture of astonishment and disbelief they also offer
a glimpse into the
complexities of living under the spotlight yeah oh wow sounds bad real tough
got to suck before
smartphones yeah the lord knows what adam west was up there was no way he was
well he had that bat phone
didn't he sure hey what's that used it to get head oh mayor give me the woman
with the largest tits in
gotham asap bring her over to my trailer you've got it batman he just shines
that bat light just
across into his neighbor's apartment he has a bat light but he also has a dick
light whether he's horny or
not the crazy part was when they would like they had to run like this or
something yeah yeah yeah well
they would go up a wall yeah they're pretending to go up a wall and they
literally just put the
camera up sideways yeah it's pretty fun to watch it yeah we need more stuff
like that but you know
we just need more stuff that's entertainment more goofy yeah
Thank you.