Name: Koe Wetzel on His Reputation For Partying Hard
Uploaded: 2024-12-10T21:00:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Koe Wetzel on His Reputation For Partying Hard' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Koe Wetzel on His Reputation For Partying Hard' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-10. Transcript available.

i mean it used to be you know get up go play music and that was it you know
write music
uh throw down party with everybody and now it's kind of all right let's take a
step back and calm
everything down a little bit you know yeah oh yeah dude yeah your tick tocks
you guys would be just
up out there eating dandelions and shit or just adopting animals i mean you
guys are doing a lot
for the for nature and everything out there everything man do you have to slow
it down a
little bit have you had to a little um this tour we definitely did so last year's
tour was the hell
paso tour and it was balls to the wall like it was it was insane bro like it
was too much honestly uh
i'm surprised my dad uh we didn't and but we had a couple folks go to jail uh
but other than that i
mean it was just chaos the whole time and then this year with the damn near
normal tour um they kind of
like caged me a little bit like so after every show it was direct to the bus
and then cop escorted
out like they wouldn't let me go out and party and stuff which was great i mean
the tour was great and
stuff but i felt like they were uh trying to settle me down a little bit
because i mean like i said it's
just kind of on a a bigger scale than than anybody kind of expected it to be
yeah you got more
responsibility the next day you got to actually be there and uh you know i felt
a whole lot better this
tour and the shows were were better in my opinion and uh but yeah i mean i
guess it's gotta grow up
sometime man it sucks huh it sucks man it sucks getting old it sucks having to
grow up grow up yeah
and it's not even getting old oh you can stay young and just be an old dude and
like damn that old dude
is uh i shouldn't be it's like the fomo though like the fear like you know like
whenever it's just like
you you reminisce on all the good times like damn man that'd be fun to do
tonight you know i wish to do
that tonight oh yeah it's nothing oh dude going to bed early and laying there
and just feeling like
just even god knows you're a little bitch that's the saddest part dude getting
into bed early you're
like all right i'm doing and then you kind of get ready and you're like oh you
start to feel a little
bit bad you're like oh you know what and then you wake up next morning i feel
like whenever you wake
up next morning you're like no good on you yeah oh yeah that's a yeah that's
like as you got a little
a little ump in your chest like hey man yeah a natural ump and not just where
your heart's just
burned out from this running overtime dude i remember when i first met you i
was like because i was like
i don't know if i just like gotten like re-sober or something at the time re-sober
is a good
re-sober yeah that's pretty cool i never heard that word i never said that word
sober re-sobered but
i never got and i remember that you know i was like okay i gotta be careful
around that guy because
i remember that time that guy was at uh whiskey jam right was it whiskey jam
remember and winner or
losers it might have been with todd with todd with uh todd graves yeah that
could have been the super
bowl remember was that that uh oh god yeah in that suite or something i was
sober for three weeks going
up and then bro we're sitting in the suite with todd and like me and dre have
been sober or whatever
and we're like if we can make it through super bowl weekend dude we are you
know we're we're killing
it and i'm sitting there and cersei from lord of the fucking ring or not lord
of the rings uh game
of thrones walks in i'm like was that cersei and they're like yeah that's one
of the jonas brothers
too i was like holy you know and so yeah you got to play that game you drink
every time you see a jonas
brother i was like yeah i was like uh vodka soda please like and dude we got i
mean it was like 11
in the morning and you know you got all these actors and musicians and yeah
coach o walks in from
lsu he's like hey what's what's going on cuz you're doing all right you're
doing all right bro i'm like
yeah i'm good man like what do you think about your boy now oh he got he got a
soda he's got
it sold up yeah that's when burrow was playing the soup bowl i was like this
dude's awesome you
know and this dude's been eating eight balls and just rolling around man just
having a great time
and so i mean we hammered them all day we get to the game and i mean it's just
like that red carpet
people were showing up coming in like dude i can't handle this this is too much
you know everybody was
in there pd pablo i think was in there dude jack carlo french montana like i
think it was just one
after the other and you know me being from small east texas i was like what the
oh yeah
that was wild that was crazy there was a lot of fancy folks in there dude i
wanted to rob some of
those or whatever and i don't you can't say but except over until we didn't say
it um but yeah dude oh
and i just yeah i was like because i was just trying to i was just getting back
on the grill or whatever
and i was like i gotta well i think i think uh one of the times i met you it
was at whiskey jam i think
and we were sitting there each other and we like yeah and fans fan of each
other whatever and i remember
you were like there was a step right above me to what muscadine bloodline was
playing he was like you
trying you trying to go up and i was like i was like yeah let's go and i was
like you'll go to the
bathroom right here you were like wait what i was like and i had i had a little
in my pocket i was like
yeah it's like trying to go you were like no the step to watch i was like ah ah
and i didn't know
you was sober i remember that yeah i was kind of perched up in the back yeah
you're trying to get
up yeah hell yeah let's go right now you're like no damn brother well look i
appreciate the hey i do
appreciate the support yeah hey man i was my bad that was that was on me man oh
no dude i want somebody
to want to get me up dude i want somebody to just hold me down and just fucking
just damn funnel just
yay into my brain on me you know what i'm saying but that is a you know that's
christmas wishing you
know um let me talk about you know i was so the new album is nine lives yeah
right and if you when
have you burned a couple of your lives like was there a night or two over the
time because i'm trying to
think we had let me think of a good night that happened to me one time oh dude
a guy overdosed
or whatever one time and people were doing cpr on him i'm like he doesn't need
anybody could they
even do cpr i mean they were just trying his chest was already doing its own cpr
i'm like that dude is
just geeked out of his gourd bro you need to hit him with that man that's narcaniel
johnson you need
to hit him with that somebody hit him with an epi pen yes we narcan dude yeah
somebody hit him with an
epi pen like he had a bee sting or something like this dude got stung by eight
ball this dude got stung
he's having a reaction for sure this dude got stung by a warm gram and they're
trying to put down
pepto-bismol in him people are unbelievable hey man people start freaking out
like that
she gets hairy and especially if you tore up like that you don't know what the
is going to happen so it's kind of like oh shit oh we do here well everybody
starts i think i'm gonna
have one myself y'all start doing that to me oh dude i see somebody doing narcan
i'll hit one yeah
across the road get one please did you uh do you always feel like you had to
party so much where
does that come from you think is that just did you grow up partying yeah not
real i mean uh i never
felt like i had to it was just man i like to have a good time my whole family
likes to have a good time
man so it's just kind of whatever i got so my parents were pretty strict with
me growing up you
know because they knew the only way i was going to get out of pittsburgh was to
you know on a scholarship
or whatever and that's pittsburgh texas texas yeah and so like they were really
strict on me and so
once i got to college dude it was like balls to the wall like no pants you know
get to college and
just hammer down man and it just i guess it kind of just snowballed and uh i
don't know i can drink
with the best best of them and uh i don't know this is great it's a great time
man and i've slowed down a
whole lot um you know this past couple years but i still uh i still like to get
out there and and act
up a little bit yeah yeah wow i can't believe that's you slowed down it's great
though i was always
envious of people that could party man because i couldn't do it i'd get a
little too rattled and i'd
just start fucking chewing on the fucking walls and shit you know i'd just
start fucking farming
copper out of my own house dude you know i get this yeah i couldn't handle it
dude i'd call the cops on
myself a bunch of times i'm fucked up that's pretty that's partying though i
mean that's that's awkward
shit hey that's some partying i don't think i've ever called the cops on myself
before that that's
why oh yeah dude i'll call them bitches huh oh dude i'll call the cops for
anything dude i see yeah
i remember i was at a ufc fight one night and the guys were beating each other
so bad and i
fucking called the cops right there from t-mobile arena it was uh dustin poirier
and max holloway were
beating the shit out of each other i said y'all got to get down here quick yeah
i said y'all got
a male-on-male domestic down here oh my god bro that's what i said i said these
guys are fighting
over jewelry down here because i think winter got the bell oh really so i was
like yes you got a
male-on-male domestic down here buddy you guys you guys need to send someone
you need to figure this
shit out quick what are you doing
Thank you.