Name: 10+ Minutes of Theo Vibing to Christmas Music
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '10+ Minutes of Theo Vibing to Christmas Music' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '10+ Minutes of Theo Vibing to Christmas Music' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-24. Transcript available.

We have some great Christmas music, too. I want to just take a second so we can
hear a couple of these tunes.
So we have them and just put us in the mood right here today.
At the end of 2024 right here, let's hear a little something.
And that's Christmas Bells by Mike Franklin.
And that's that Autism Christmas, baby.
That Christism, baby. Let's hear a little more of it.
And that's a little bit of Asian Christmas, too.
That's that Bobby Lee lunch whistle, baby.
You know what I'm saying? That's that Bobby Lee mating call right there.
And you can see Bobby Lee just just looking up in the distance behind a big
stack of like a big rice wall or something.
Boy.
You can see him looking up.
And that's beautiful there right there.
It's called Christmas Bells by Mike Franklin.
And you got to love music this time of year.
It's something that really keeps you together, keeps your mind together.
I'll put on a song sometimes if I can't.
You know, if I can't handle shit, I'll damn put on a song and I'll put a pacifier
in my ass and just pray to God.
Brother, let's hear one more song here.
And this is called Christmas Wonders by Howard Harper Barnes.
Amen.
Amen.
And this sounds like rich people driving to shop or whatever, you know, and
they're the kid has clean hair.
You know, and the kid has clean hair and has a lunch that has a lunchbox that
has actual lunch in it.
You know, I remember my lunchbox.
Sometimes it would just have a little piece of paper in there and say, fuck you
on it.
You know, and then a piece of silverware in that bitch, too.
So it'd make a, you know, it'd make that sound, that very industrial sound when
you were running with it.
You would hear the silverware in there.
And then you nice piece of paper in there or something like get fucked.
You know, or something like that inside of it.
Let's hear a little bit more.
Oh, we are rich.
We have gas in our car.
It's a Volvo.
Late for the store.
The mall.
It's closing.
Let's get some steak for the kids.
We're rich.
Bum, bum.
Are we almost out of gas?
Fuck no, we're not.
We're rich.
That's what that reminds me of.
Rich people going to the mall with their clean hair and shit.
And their kids or whatever.
That ain't the kind of, our shit was just like jingle bells.
We need to have some guy out there fucking smoking jingle bells.
Then he'd throw a fucking, and he'd throw a fucking mill of light against the
wall.
He'd be like, where's your mother?
Where's your fucking mother?
Like, mom, who is that?
Mom, is that Santa?
He'd be like, that's, no, that's your, and it would be your dad or your stepdad
or your, the mechanic who y'all owed money to.
Dude, I remember the mechanic.
One time we owed him something.
He came and got that bitch right back off the car, bro.
I don't know if it was a damn spark plug or it was a motor joint or whatever.
It was a damn clevis clamp or something for a steering pendulum.
And he came and pulled that bitch right out of there, dude.
Yeah, that car barely worked after.
You had to turn the radio up to get it to go left.
Every time that, if you wanted that bitch to go left, you had to fucking crank
up some Aerosmith and pray.
Some, two people had to be praying in the back.
It ran on four hands power.
You had to have four, four hands pushed together, praying straight to God,
crank up that Aerosmith.
Bam, son, 90 degree right turn.
And that's how we did it back then.
And that's what that song reminds me of.
That's Christmas Wonders by Howard Harper Barnes.
Beautiful tune there to get you ready for the holidays.
Let me see what else we got here.
Here's one right now.
And this is a Christmas in the club.
Let's hear it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Prancer.
Prancer.
Prancer.
In this bitch.
Dancer.
Own this shit.
Reindeer.
Reindeer.
Skirt.
On Pluto.
On Ricky.
On Mario.
On DeAndre.
In the club.
We all reindeer.
That's a mildly urban tune, I believe, there.
And that's Christmas House Music by Dylan Stitz.
All right.
And we may have one more Christmas tune here to bring you guys into the world,
bro.
Here we got a little something right here.
And this is called Trap Beat Christmas Past by Cushy.
Bring it up in my headphone.
Cushy.
Snowfall, bitch.
All the way.
All the way.
Rocky.
Got that cock on him.
And that is Trap Beat Christmas Past by Cushy.
With a little bit of ensemble in the background.
I added some vocals there.
That was Rocky.
Got that cock on him.
At the end.
And everybody remembers.
This fellow I grew up with.
His son, Rocky.
And he was mentally.
He was just.
Well, he wasn't mentally.
He was unmental.
You know, he just.
His.
His shit was kind of.
You know, he was that fucking.
He was just the Lord's side item.
And he.
He.
But he had that thing on him.
Maybe he had that piece.
He had that freaking Draco on him.
Boy, Rocky got that cock on him.
And I remember one year around the holidays.
Everybody was just shocked at the.
At the size of the stump on that.
Beautiful.
Young fella.
Even his father.
Even his father was.
And that's what it's.
That's what it's all about.
Oh, yeah.
We went out Christmas caroling the other day.
You know.
I'd been wanting to get out and do it.
And it was.
Just some guys from the gym.
We put a little squad together and went out there.
And hit the streets.
And we had a couple bangers.
A couple songs we had to give up.
And just in the middle of it.
There was one church group that was having a dinner.
They invited us in for some cookies.
And select meats and stuff.
And it was good, man.
It was.
We did a good job.
We did a good job out there.
We just put some songs together.
And just walked the streets.
And just went up to people's doors and knocked.
And yeah.
People were happy.
Somebody had a dog that saw us as well.
And so people and animals were really enjoying it.
And one went Alzheimer's, saw us.
And then.
I don't know if she saw us or not.
Fuck it.
We was there.
But we enjoyed it, man.
And.
Anyway, I just want to wish everybody a Merry Christmas.
You guys take care of each other.
Take care of your loved ones.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.