Name: Theo Doubts the Seriousness of the New Jersey Drones
Uploaded: 2024-12-24T19:15:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Doubts the Seriousness of the New Jersey Drones' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Doubts the Seriousness of the New Jersey Drones' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-24. Transcript available.

New Jersey drones. Oh, God. What is this? They got a call that came in about it.
Let's hear this. What is it? Onward.
Hey, Theo. What's up?
What's up, brother? Thanks for calling.
What's up, brother?
Um, just wanted to call, ask what you think about the drones in New Jersey.
Just wanted to hear your thoughts on that and have a good day.
The drones in New Jersey? Yeah, I've seen it. People are like, look, hey, hey,
Samantha, get the fuck, get out of here.
She's breastfeeding some little Rutgers fan or whatever, and he's like,
Samantha, get the fuck, get out of here.
Put your tits away and get out of here.
The drone, they got the drones.
Some guy's got fucking salami grease in his eyes. He can't even see that good.
He's all fucking just geeked up on Mortadella or whatever.
He's like, yeah, yeah, he's got the drone.
Hey, hey, Frankie, you're seeing his drones.
And people saying, they're from Africa online.
African drones, but that would be, they'd be paper airplanes, bro.
Africa ain't making no drones, bro.
They're making soup.
They got, they got, they're dealing with different issues, grassroots issues
over there.
You know, they made Zambian drones over there.
It's probably people like, it's aliens, you know.
I don't care.
I don't care what it is.
I don't care.
Dude, I don't care.
If it's aliens, good.
Y'all keep talking about them bitches every week.
Bring them on.
I hope it is something from another world.
It probably, hopefully, it's coming to help the jets, whatever it is.
That's all it is.
Hopefully, whatever them drones, I hope they should go, I hope they go straight
over there and help the jets over there.
Because they could use some support.
I know that.
The New York Jets could use a damn drone or something.
On defense, they need some free, they need it.
But yeah, that's what people are saying that the drones over there.
Hey!
Gina, get out of here!
Gina's inside.
She's finishing off a tattoo.
She got, she getting a tattoo on her arm, a fucking, you know, she finally, it's
like her, the third character from fucking Boondock Saints or something on her
arm.
Or it's some chick, or it's some chick from Marist, you know, with a jersey,
Mike's brassiere, you know.
She's nine mint juleps into the slot and she's figuring things out.
Hey, it's the drones!
You know, I just, you know, it's probably one of those frats just dropping
pills into people's drinks.
That's the way, that's how they're doing it now, ladies.
It's the drones.
It's probably some pike with a remote on his phone.
Tiffany, get out of here!
They got aliens out here!
Hey, quick, hey!
Bring out a couple manicotti, warm up the manicotti!
They got fucking aliens out here!
Aliens.
You think an alien is gonna come to America on a fucking drone or whatever?
On some bitch-ass
Toyota drone or something?
Them bitches have got, it's basically a ceiling fan that's in the fucking air
with a couple Christmas lights on it?
Look at these aliens!
Bro, aliens are doing aliens.
They blink their eyes and your fucking asshole's missing.
They're, they're, they're doing, they're on another level.
You think they're out here just, uh, just running around just on, you know, uh,
97 octane over here?
Just, uh, just peeking in neighborhoods and shit?
Over here looking at a bunch of above-ground swimming pools?
Just watching people just singing, uh, Bruce Springsteen in above-ground
swimming pools over there?
Outside of Trenton or whatever?
Get fracked!
Brr!
Stringing up these lines!