Name: The Pros and Cons of Vigilantes
Uploaded: 2024-12-24T20:00:22.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Pros and Cons of Vigilantes' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Pros and Cons of Vigilantes' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-24. Transcript available.

um what else oh new york considering special hotline just for ceos to report
alleged threats
to their safety after the brian thompson killing um for those of you do not
know it
brian thompson was the um he was the matriarch or whatever the brian thompson
not that's not
the right word he was the ceo of united health care i believe it's called
united health care
he was gunned down in the middle of manhattan earlier this month um and so new
york governor
kathy hockle is considering a creating a special hotline just for ceos to
report alleged threats
to their safety a hotline that sounds like some ceo is going to call a hotline
i think they know now
like they should they would all call it because it feels like they just got
they now there's no
point in the hotline you got it they there's the the threat to the safety is
there you know somebody's
been popping off somebody pulled that draco out on somebody you know because
they wouldn't do the
you know they was um wrenching somebody's mother over to medical bills and
stuff you knew it was going to
happen i feel like and i feel like this is where we're starting to get in
society where you're going
to start to see vigilantism now some people can just say it's murder some
people can say it's
vigilantism you know and it could be both that's the thing as well
um but you're just going to see at a certain point that's going to happen you
know you're seeing
people take things into their hands because institutions like the government or
um won't do
it that's what you're starting to see you're seeing it everywhere you know you
started to see it during
covid when um dave portanoi was hanging they were helping out uh they were
helping out small businesses
while the government while covid people were they were shutting them down
so you started to see private people or regular people taking action to uh do
things that you would
think that the your government would do right and i think at a certain point
you would think that
your government would keep you safe from um toxic insurance programs and they
aren't um medical debt
is the leading cause of bankruptcy in america so you think about the stress and
all that cause it's
it's horrible it's horrible but meanwhile we have billions of dollars to give
somewhere else
it's just fucking people are sick of things and uh then you start to see people
take things
into their own hands that their government should be doing for them so how do
you guys feel about
vigilantism or you know i don't is that a crazy thing to say i mean obviously
it is murder it is a crime
so that is no doubt but sometimes there are crimes that people do because um
they don't there's no choice
you know we give that excuse when people rob a uh uh shoneys or whatever or you
rob a uh taco
uh vesper or whatever uh some guy selling fucking mexican off of the back of a
damn um
bird scooter or whatever some fucking lime some fucking little lime monster
you know slinging that shit homes you know slinging that shit
but anyway i'm fucking rambling i think i'm getting a little bit into the news
but i'm just
i'm interested what do you guys think about vigilantism do you think this is
just murder
do you think that we're gonna see more of that as time goes on
um yeah because at some point if something bends enough the fucking shit's
gonna start to get weird
and i kind of i like weird shit you know what i'm saying i like weird shit bro
i've been involved in
some misconnections with the devil brother
um but i i love how the government thinks a hotline is gonna help bitch
that's the same thing you gave to people that were having problems with the
insurance company in the first place
you gave him a call a hotline
motherfucker his mom your mom's mom's been on on hold with insurance for two
hours
now she got to call another hotline to complain about it get fucked
that's what i say bro
that's what i say
and when when when people start to realize the truth bro shit gets
it's that's wild
that's what i say man
damn this shit got me agitated
and i'm between insurance companies right now so i better calm down dude and
that's the truth i think my new policy goes in on the
uh first or whatever
Thank you.