Name: Theo and Joe Rogan Get Into the Smelling Salts... Again
Uploaded: 2025-01-12T19:51:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Joe Rogan Get Into the Smelling Salts... Again' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Joe Rogan Get Into the Smelling Salts... Again' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-12. Transcript available.

do you think demons are real oh yeah i believe that there's i believe that
there's good and evil
yeah i do too and some of it i believe is might be our own individual
wars you know and i believe that there could be a group war i'm amazed that at
a group level we
don't start to say hey this stuff is evil and let's not do it right but i think
that's where
like temptation and all that comes in and yeah i think it's pretty fascinating
sometimes i'll wake
up with and look at my life as like wow this is a war i'm in this is a and i am
the the the the guy
who's leading my vessel or whatever you know there is doing my best you know
doing my best that is kind
of what it is there's a lot of that right you're in a war of choices you're in
a war of decisions and
you're a war of uh good behavior and and detrimental and destructive behavior
and you know when i mean
especially guys like you that have gone through periods of addiction you know
that's always a war
of temptation in your mind there's always going to be that there there's always
going to be smelling
salts oh i'll hit it there's always going to be smelling salts bring you this
is this is the dark road
this is everybody wants to talk about gateway drugs oh don't you bring out a
new one you son of a
bitch you got this one's strong enough jamie let's check is that strawberry
strong no the
i'm trying to find flavored the thing is this they're so scary when they bring
the new ones out
like i'm scared of the new ones the scare oh this one's so strong it is oh my
god this is so strong
already oh feel a little of that god let me know the difference is jamie let me
ride that little
you know the difference is this one i kept this on it oh i didn't even realize
i was doing it but i
kept that on it and that it was sealed i'll lay on my back and 69 this thing
brother it's already
gonna be strong joe quiet don't look at me when i do it hit it hit it i didn't
get enough you didn't
get enough no hold on you didn't inhale you got scared you missed you're right
oh my god oh my god
no no you don't do that you don't do that what you just did scared everywhere i'm
sweating i'm sweating
too because of that sorry how are you are you okay bro you just changed
timelines
because of you justin trudeau resigned because of that give me another before
that
before you did that it was a different timeline oh i want something all the
time dude yeah i want
a fun sniff i wish i had that tray cole i'd just one another sniff boof right
into my neck all day yeah i'll take whatever you got boy i heard a buddy the
other day saying he's
he's sober oh you're in dude oh oh wow you look like a jets fan i'm like
looking at fireworks right
now my eyes are closed it's just fireworks oh yeah give me some dying off katie
perry dust buddy
oh joey you want to see me ride it don't you imagine katie perry takes her panties
off
and that's it oh no and i shouldn't have said the first part either because she's
married
katie perry does this yes be respectful i am let's imagine not a real katie perry
but a robot katie
perry because that's coming yeah we met katherine perry who grew up different
gal she's from toledo
she's the girl that got body slammed
take a snap oh you went deep son you went so deep you got that into your hairs
here give me that back
before you hurt yourself come on you were reluctant to give it back you're
thinking about going again i'll
fucking go again boy huh really yeah dude
i'll do okay okay i'll do one more little one i'm gonna do a big one dog we
ready
shake it oh my god what have you done play the pipes joey rogan
diaries you aliens joel
jesus son huh oh
oh fuck that should turn you into a raccoon baby boy dude you know the worst
thing was besides that
your eyes when you close your eyes did you see fireworks yeah like when i
closed my eyes it was like my
my whole it was all lit up