Name: What Joe Rogan Wants To Do When He's Done Podcasting
Uploaded: 2025-01-13T15:15:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What Joe Rogan Wants To Do When He's Done Podcasting' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What Joe Rogan Wants To Do When He's Done Podcasting' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-13. Transcript available.

Um, I have one question. I know you one time we were talking about if you ever
retired, right?
Yeah, and you said maybe you would start painting maybe if you ever retired.
Did I say that? Yeah, you could have been okay.
Even if you were. I was probably taking some of that Delta 8. What's it called?
The stuff they have out here?
Delta 8. It's legal. It's a legal loophole. Legal weed. Yeah, I'm all fucked up
on Delta 8, son.
You had a Delta 8? You had a bit, you had a... Oh, there's a bunch of Delta 8
out here.
But are you still using it? It's legit. Oh, yeah, sure it is.
And it's... It is. It's at a gas station.
I was just kidding. Like boner pills. They work. Talk to Red Band.
One of those makes your nose bleed really bad. Red Band stuff.
Those, um, those, uh, aggressive rhinos, whatever those ones are. Oh, yeah, bro.
They make your fucking nose bleed. Oh.
Red Band's a connoisseur. He'll tell you what the good ones are.
Oh, I've been... I went down the road. I used to get them from India. I used to
get all that shit.
India? Yeah.
Jeez.
Um, but what would you paint, dude? That's what I was thinking. I was just
thinking about you painting.
I was lying. You were?
Yeah, I had to be. I'm not interested in painting.
Come on, man.
No, man. If I was going to retire, you know what I would do?
I want to damn look at the graph, dude.
You know, if I was going to retire, I would just bowhunt and play pool. That's
what I would do.
Yeah.
If I said I don't want to do anything for money from now on, I would bowhunt
and play pool.
I'd try to play pool for money, but I would never win any money. I could never
beat the best guys.
If you think you could have devoted so much as much time, because that's one
thing you start to learn about life. It's like, oh, I only have so much time,
right?
If you could have devoted as much time, you think, do you think you could have
been really good at it?
Because I think you really loved it.
Pool was a...
If pool was a legitimate sport when I was in my 20s, 100% I would have become a
professional pool player.
100%.
I wanted to play pool all the time, because it was a population of misfits.
That's what it was.
It wasn't just the game itself. It was the misfits. It was... I always felt
like a misfit.
When I was a kid, I felt like a misfit. You know, moved around a lot. My
parents broke up when I was young.
It's like, I never felt like I fit in anywhere until I started hanging around
the pool.
I was like, oh, these guys are just like me. They're all people that they're
just too ADD to ever keep a real job.
They're just nutty people, and they all had like different things that they did
for money,
but what they were really obsessed with was that game, was playing pool and
going to pool halls.
Because you'd go to pool halls, and it was a bunch of guys like you.
Just a bunch of weirdos who just wanted to laugh and have fun and play this
game.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe, yeah, maybe that would be nice and painting.
The problem with painting is, you know, look, I love art if I was called to
paint.
If it felt like something, maybe I would get into doing it, but that's not what
I'm interested in right now, you know?
Yeah.
Maybe I would be, but I don't think so.
You know, I think if I retire, I'm just going to pursue interests.
I'm just going to like learn languages and shit, just do something different.
Yeah.
I don't think when I stop doing this, I'm ever going to do anything else
publicly.
I probably won't, I won't want to anymore.
I get to a point where I think a lot of people get to where they're just like,
eh, I'm on off this ride.
Thank you.