Name: Katt Williams Knows A LOT About Theo
Uploaded: 2025-01-29T17:50:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Katt Williams Knows A LOT About Theo' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Katt Williams Knows A LOT About Theo' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-29. Transcript available.

what's up man what's up man it's time it's good to see good old theo vine it's
an honor the world
loves you you know well that's nice you to say i feel uh i feel like i can't
believe i'm around
you i think you know i feel like you seem like a um mythical figure right well
you know like uh
um sasquatch or uh like a unicorn or something like that yeah you'll still feel
that way at by the end
like i won't ruin that yeah okay yeah that that's the uh good thing about
people like you and i
like if somebody thinks that they like us and they think they've made a
connection with this person on
the screen um when they're around us it's legitimate because it was legitimate
you know what i mean like
like um if theo vine wasn't successful he doesn't have a different story right
you know what i mean
it's the same story he lived that story and um that's that's why people gravitate
to you because
there's nobody like you well thanks man i feel the same uh about you i feel
like everybody does
um and you have a statue of me at your house so you know so yeah thank you man
yeah thank you for
letting them even do that statue what was that whole deal like with them with
michael's that's where i got
mine that was at michael's right yeah did you do it wasn't a collab or what was
it no no they just
robbed my image and likeness because they could
because they were doing it for religious purposes oh yeah i allowed it
well thank you we wish you a black christmas look i'd be honored to have one
i'd be honored to have one yeah man i because yeah when i met that guy there he
said we got two left man
you know and there was 201 of them was marked down because they had a chip in
it uh but um it's still
man it's an honor i keep it up in my house year round and people walk in and
they're like no way
that's cad william right there it is and it's beautiful man thank you yeah this
was in uh covington
louisiana but um but yeah they had about 13 miles from slidell yeah there you
go
wow map williams in the building baby um right but and that's when i realized
don't make me go gert
you had a drowning incident in your past i think i've just had some probably
nervous experiences with
it man we used to have a neighbor and this guy was probably i don't know if you
he had like one of them
big bathtubs they had at their house and they would uh he would play he would
make us play navy or something
he's probably a gay guy but we didn't know right but he would have us playing
navy and you have you have
more than six of those stories so you can't we hate claiming it now yeah we had
well but he'd have his
plate but it was just like a lot of uh it was a guy looking and had you looking
in buttholes so i'm
saying yeah we've had some wild neighbors some of these guys were for certain
games i don't know if they
was i'm not sure what they were
we're sure we're sure what they were you you just made it through all the gauntlets
like as a
participant oh yeah bro i'll put a juke on a nut sack you know what i'm saying
give me my four dollars
bro i get we grew up this adult but back then they had this and more pedophiles
and wildness i think
back then man people wouldn't now it's all documented you know right but back
then it was just
people was more you know i remember we had a guy they called one basketball
coach had been like kind
of tickling the kids a lot right and then the other guy called him and he said
he said hey
you said that's so natural you said that's so naturally like that's a thing
that coaches can find
themselves dealing with he trying to get that three-pointer out of you bro but
they had yeah
just but they called him and said hey they said mr sharpie said you can't if
you keep tickling the
kids you can't coach them no more but that was it there wasn't like a lawsuit
or anything it was just
more you know stern activity don't do it don't do it like that but we had i
mean i don't i don't
know man what was that what were we talking about oh jeff is swimming people
your basketball team
pitcher is just so wonderful oh thanks man cal jackson on there don galattis he
had a child
number 34 of our basketball pitcher we had a lot of good kids in there man
right shout out james gray his dad ran a car a tire place he was in there there's
vincent he got all
the ladies vincent dude and johnny that's big johnny he was damn 11 feet tall
baby he had birds
living on his shoulders baby he was up there look we had a lot of cool kids in
our area that
that's how we know everything is perception for you you know what i mean
because you gave two
whole different sizes for two niggas that's the same size you can see you can
see they the same
size in the picture you know that he doesn't let that change his story one of
them was seven foot seven
he was bigger than all the trees was six foot one here they are together bro
johnny was so tall he
had windows on the side of his head but he was tall man he was no you were kneeling
down yeah countless
stories yeah i was kneeling down man yeah but these these experience like no
matter what like that dude
number 34 like we want to hear his stories yeah like we know he's got stories
and we want to know
if he'll tell the stories and the fact that that's what you do is why um i've
seen you this is something
that i thought there's only two things that i think that i've seen and i'm not
sure one of them was
that santa claus when i was a kid that they brought us outside and they had a
real sleigh go by in the
air it was an airplane that they disguised as a sleigh in our town the second
one is i thought i saw
you riding bikes down sunset boulevard right so now the funniest part of all of
that true story
it's because all of your stories are true right but the whole thing is
when you're telling this story we ride by on these bikes with lights on them
yeah like from the future
circus members but really really this is a million and a half dollars worth of
can-am spiders
eight of them 200 000 a piece me and suge going down sunset oh yeah i didn't
see those man i'm sorry
i saw some just somebody covered them
cat williams came by and with a shuttling pony
hey had neon lights on the hooves somebody spray painted silly string on the
back with a violin
started playing
yeah i swear to god i'm standing on the porch i look over there
right and you had done one of those things where you stand up but keep you know
what i'm saying it's
this you know when you're riding down the street i'm five five so i do that
better than most okay
and i said damn there he goes bro right and by the time i get anybody's
attention nobody believed me
so that's why i think it had a lot of that same like when you saw santa you
know type of energy right
um well understand i didn't take away from the myth i just clarified yeah no
good because i thought i was
crazy for thinking that right i think sometimes i was just so i was so nervous
about who you are because
you seem like such a like you almost seem like something that came down off of
mount rushmore to
spend time with us today so i think that's like the the mystique about you so i
think sometimes i don't
know when it's like okay to joke around and stuff you know so you just try and
figure it out as you go
you know i i hope that that is not correct and you're just saying that because
it is always okay
to joke around me now i appreciate that i definitely feel that for sure more
than other interviews um
i'm trying to think of what else i want to ask you about
uh this is the best picture i ever got about it someone sent this and they said
this is
cat williams talking to cam newton somebody said
right and that's what i'm thinking man yeah because here's the thing here's the
thing um
everything yeah we know that stupid picture of me thanks appreciate it um yeah
oh i didn't even see
that can we take that down that's unbelievable very racist you see i became
racist to me
yeah no but here's the facts the facts are you know everything we know about
history we know
um because of artifacts things that were left behind you know what i mean and
so to be um
heavily into the culture in a way that is represented is um pretty cool it's a
pretty big deal you know
yeah yeah we should make one next year if we made one and we did made some made
a charity for it or
something that could be cool right but we would have to do you one too so like
there would have to be a
deal vine as well i mean i would be happy to do that yours is really the
yours is the one they're already using without your permission that's what i'm
saying they are already
doing mine yeah that's true but maybe we'll try to find one that'd be kind of a
neat maybe we
could do something where we'd raise some money for something i would love it
yeah yeah yeah absolutely
yeah okay yeah i'm all about that that's cool we should do it for
yeah i'd be happy we should do it for um um autism we should do it for people
on the spectrum okay yeah
and do they have and everybody has autism do they have they have all types of
people with autism yeah
right mm-hmm yeah i would love to do that that's a cool idea
Thank you.