Name: How Antonio Brown Picks a "Cracker of the Day"
Uploaded: 2025-02-10T17:31:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How Antonio Brown Picks a "Cracker of the Day"' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How Antonio Brown Picks a "Cracker of the Day"' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-10. Transcript available.

so if those so the cracker today so those it's just it's a it's just the
bringing bridge the gap
between people loving each other yeah because bro saying some of the words that
cracker's made up
like we all got different lingo and we all like it yeah you know what i mean
but yeah but you got
to watch people's intention though too that's a huge thing and no but that's
what i'm saying the
ex elon musk gave us an opportunity on x out to speak freely and positively
bring people together
so imagine i started a cracker today to bring positivity to people it is fun it's
fun people
send them all the time now look at that cracker today everywhere i go they're
like yo amy can you
make me the cracker because this energy is bro the world is making people feel
better no matter who you
is people just want to feel good and live a good life we all know one thing in
the world right we
gonna pay taxes and die yeah so in the meantime in the meantime let's just live
a good life man
because we don't know when the day is gonna happen let's just build each other
up i got black baby
moms white baby mom i love all people everyone should love each other and we
should well yeah
we're just having a tough time doing it that's not because that's why we need
more people like
you bridging the gap talking about the stuff that's uncomfortable making
awareness you should bring a
black guy up here who going through some and speak to a guy bring awareness
raise awareness so
people know you know what's going on we can't change the rules that's aware of
the world but we can
allow people to know we aware of what's going on and we can be a part of the
thing that make people
feel good yeah let us let us least do i do diligence to also but just to show
each other that we're aware
and that's i ain't saying you owe me right but i like you know me don't act
like you don't know what
we're facing because that's what people were if people knew other people was
aware and it was encouraging
more people i had now your friend who in that situation he'll make a better
decision because
he'll understand when he's feeling the trauma like yo it's okay to be how you
it's okay to feel how
you feel that's the freedom of the world right you don't have to hide your
feelings you don't have to
hide who you want to be or who you are right and if people misjudge you then
that's on them and that's
why we raise awareness to bring people with that misjudgment to make those
people feel good while
they're going through their trauma because we're all facing trauma yeah and
humor does it the most
because it's that one you're like okay i could get through i know it's okay to
connect these two
things okay and it's funny exactly yeah he was the of the day oh he was yeah he
definitely was
he's the only black guy doing some like that at a type of event well you know
what i'm talking about
exactly i've been watching yeah yeah man that was yeah he was that was
hilarious he was doing a lot
oh damn that's us right there already yeah i'm putting this up and that's who
is that guy right
there that's a real cracker of the day oh he got it he got the ginger beer with
the black fro oh he
looked like now he's rocking out he'll sneak in your bank yo who is your top
five flyest crackers
because you got to be up there oh i'm not up there man give me your top five
give me your top five
flyest crackers in the world that you know wow that i know or that i've seen or
whatever that you'll give
top five all right straight up out the gate man my dog uh brian purvis bro who
i grew up with bro
okay one og wigger kid okay when they used to have him i used to have a lot of
more younger kind of like
wigger type of kids you know okay like you know i'm talking about bring him up
right there covington man
wanted accused of attempted murdering armed robbie that's my dog right there brian
purpose bro he
won it right now that was a long time ago nah they got him right now oh shit
but he'll be back
you can't hold him down but he was in learning disabled bro because they put
him in there for
wanting to be a they'd never seen a white kid that wanted to be black right
they put him in learning
disabled bro they do that to them so you had people that had real learning
disabilities in there
knock knock wilson was in that and then you had brian purpose just in there
wearing
like a scotty pippen jersey and just got swag right yeah they're like nah we
never seen this
he must be mentally handicapped that's what i'm saying when people don't see
something they're used to
they just throw you to the wolves and that could create trauma imagine what
trauma that created in
that kid yeah i made him a demon he's trying to flex a larry johnson jersey and
they put him in there
man because they didn't understand him man so he would be he's definitely he's
in there bro he's
goaded he he's locked in i respect that other beautiful crackers that are out
there that are still
existing well in the world hmm let me try to find a good travis kelsey dot up
there
nah he's good man but they there's so much now everywhere it's getting there's
too much kelsey
i'm over kelsey at the moment so he's not in your cracker top five he's not in
my beautiful crackers
yeah i'm gonna keep thinking as we go along i'll name some more okay um who
your niggas of the day
let's don't put it like that if we can okay because i can't you know well uh
let me think some great um
never ignorant getting goals accomplished come on gang gang gang baby let me
think come on well let's go
through some of the criteria first of all all right the criteria what is a
criteria because you have
cracker of the day i feel like what's a criteria to become a cracker of the day
you just got a good
cracker energy you know what i mean you feeling like a boss are you doing
something you did something
that was everybody loved their crackers what's your favorite crackers anyway
yeah what kind of crackers
you eat it and watching just say just a straight up that saltine that came nice
i think it just said
crackers on the box right there there's a cracker of the day right there young
white there you go
oh and there you go some so you see these are some good crackers right there oh
that's travis
yeah you know cravers acting like your god he got the gun with the florida swag
he was looking at
as your boy like he look a little awkward right there but yeah he got that on
him baby he pulling
up yeah trevor lawrence trevor lawrence yeah yeah that's a 200 million dollar
quarterback right there
is he really yeah for the jaguars holding the scrap in florida looking like he
looking like he know yak
but you got like you know the sniper game standing like that right you got in
florida yeah that florida
swag right there you gotta have that that's a florida birth certificate a
fucking being a cracker of
the day is just being a cracker that is showing up exemplify confidence boss
like energy and that
give people that happiness like what do you see when you see trevor lawrence
posted up with a florida
gators top i say looking like a teenager holding the scrap like he's in florida
understanding the culture
and the energy of what's going around i say you know what let's give him one
more year
give him one more year that's what i say you know what i'm saying let's re-sign
him for another
year yeah he's coming back yeah that's what i say that's what it gives me this
guy right here he
under major pressure zane gonzalez he gotta win the game for these guys this is
the cracker here type
energy he fixed this hair ain't nothing in your head it's nothing in your head
zane but he got that
cracker energy like that pressure he understanding this moment it's a big
moment and he's getting his
hair fixed that's crack of the day right that's it right that's no er bro that's
yo he got the
game on the line and he's going to get the done yeah he's scratching ass right
now look
hey fadding out the fade let me make sure my face so i don't fade this ball man
like the pressure on me
all these black guys couldn't win the game that's a good point bro all these
dickheads every time the
white the kicker goes in the truth should be all these black guys couldn't win
the game and they
trying to act like now it's not a pressure on me and he bought this bricks look
at him yo best play
look at zane fixing his face one top let's let's have a back it up let's see
how many times he fix this
he fix this like 20 times fix your hair man he yo can we get the count he and
he's two for two
he's two for two right and he's still rubbing his head he read but he's
understanding the moment
he's saying he's getting this right time right there he did overtime at the end
but you got to look good
for your moment too no but he look like his ass is tight right now that's why i'm
making cracker of the
year of the normalcy you're my favorite cracker these are my favorite crackers
because yo these are
my guys these are my brothers these the gang gang these are the people i count
on and look up to these
the people who run in the world putting me in position well it's funny because
you really kind of
came into this position like i got a text from rogan uh yesterday last night
time middle of the night i
don't know he's like he's the human owl bro he's the smart genius one of my one
of the crackers of
the year he's beautiful was he i didn't know he was cracking man rogan once he
was nominated he won
what do you mean he's i didn't know he won i thought you only gave one of you
yo we had a lot
of awards you missed we had like 12 awards yeah bro i love what you're doing
though because it's so
we're reversing racism right i love well it's new human it's new