Name: Katt Williams Talks About His Farm Animals
Uploaded: 2025-03-03T17:19:31.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Katt Williams Talks About His Farm Animals' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Katt Williams Talks About His Farm Animals' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-03. Transcript available.

- Are you a pet owner?
You a big pet owner, man?
I've heard that you got some animals over there.
- Yeah, I love the animals.
- I've heard you got a couple of horses, things like that.
- They're great, they're great, yeah.
Ducks, like I got, I got.
- How many ducks do you have, Cat?
- Between 19 and 21.
I just say that because a couple were there
when I first got the place and they never left, right?
So they're there, but everybody else, we raise some eggs,
you know, that you go down to,
what's the name of that place?
Tractor Supply.
- Oh, Tractor Supply.
- Yeah, you go to Tractor Supply.
- Oh, and the feed and seed shop?
- You do the, right, you do the incubators, yeah.
So it's beautiful 'cause they're all black.
- Oh, really?
Good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- We need more of that, we need everybody.
- Diversity in the duck world.
- Oh, hell yeah, dog.
I'm sick of seeing these fucking swans, bruh.
You know what I'm saying?
These rich ass long neck motherfuckers, bruh.
- No, we have geese too.
- But I'm just saying we need some fucking bangers
in there, dog, you know?
We need some dark ducks in this bitch.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Or some, bring up a couple of black ducks, man.
I would love to see those right now.
'Cause I'm used to seeing mallards I've seen for sure,
but I've never seen some really good darker ducks.
Oh, that's a beautiful one right there.
- None of these are black ducks.
Oh, sorry.
- Well, get one, but no, get one in the bottom.
- Okay, yeah, there we go.
Oh, there we go. - That Western black duck.
- That Western black.
- That's an all black duck.
- Oh, hell yeah.
- Yeah.
- But mine are, oh, that's fucking Mallard Luther King
right there, bruh.
That thing dark as hell, dude.
Sorry, bruh.
- You're gonna make a great black guy.
Mallard Luther King, that could be his name.
- And that is actually a beautiful name for a duck.
- For that duck specifically.
- It is.
- Mallard Luther.
- The king.
- Yes.
- What are some of the other animals that you have there?
I have heard that you have horses over there.
Is that a true, is that true, Kat,
that you have some horses over there?
I won't see.
- The donkeys are the stars over there.
- You got some donkeys.
- But yeah, we got a lot of, yeah, we have cows.
Mini cows.
Those are the best kind.
Mini cows and potbelly pigs.
- How big are they?
- Probably about to right there.
- A mini cow?
- Yeah, but bring up a mini cow real quick.
I wanna see one of them.
They're beautiful too.
My sister has a picture of a couple of 'em at her house.
Beautiful.
- Yeah, if we can find a white one,
that'll be like Cash.
If you...
- That's your name, Cash?
- Uh-huh.
- Oh, that's cool.
Wow.
And are those milkable?
- He's a boy, so I don't need...
- Oh, damn well, yeah.
- I'm not it.
- Right.
- Oh, look at that.
So, you know, the blessing...
He doesn't...
He has no idea he's mini.
- Oh, I see.
- Yeah, ours is bigger than that, but yeah.
- That beautiful little one right there.
- Yeah, they're really fun.
- And do you name...
That one's named Cash, and what other name do you have for these animals?
- Well, all the animals, all the animals have, have names, um, except, um,
except animals
that might be delicious, like, like, goat is, like, my favorite meat, I think,
and so we
have quite a few, you know?
- And are you eating goat?
- Not Billy, he's the king of all the goats, right, right, but...
- But you have a little bit of goat.
How much goat are you having monthly, you think?
- Um, weekly.
- Oh, okay.
Damn, okay.
So, Cat got him a little bit of money if he having that weekly goat meal, you
know that,
boy.
- I'm accountable, you know?
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
- Goat eat goat.
- Right.
- Goat eat goat.
- Right.
- I love that.
- Um...
- He's making a little money.
- Sorry.
I'm just trying to...
I'm trying to...
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