Name: Joe Rogan on the Worst Brawls He's Seen
Uploaded: 2025-03-10T20:49:50.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan on the Worst Brawls He's Seen' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan on the Worst Brawls He's Seen' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-10. Transcript available.

I've never been a big shoe guy really I got these jelly roll shoes on he gave
me
Oh, those are tight. These are like hey dudes they're called. Oh, yeah
I got a pair of those but they're men. They're really men slippers and it's
some of something about it. Yeah in slippers
It's like what are you gonna do if you have to fight?
Not put these on and go out on the porch
Theo scrapping on the porch by the way, I've seen more fistfights online over
the last three years than I have in my entire life
Yeah, my entire life of actually seeing street fights my entire life of being
out in comedy clubs and nightclubs and bars and seeing street
Fights I've seen more in the last three years than all that combined. Do you
feel like we get a
Unrealistic view of reality because of all the stuff that we see online you do
yeah
But if you don't go and see an actual bar fight, you don't know reality
Like I remember I was 21 years old. I was in Boston
I went to this bar and I saw this dude break a Heineken bottle on the students
face
I don't remember what they were arguing about the dude did it so quickly out of
nowhere
His first move was break a Heineken bottle on this guy's face and just caught
this guy's face wide open
It was blood was pouring down his face. I was like that is crazy
And I was as close to that guy is as I am to Jamie. It was it was right there
at the bar
I watched it all go down. I was like that and
Put in my head like don't ever talk shit to somebody at a bar
Yeah, like de-escalate always too many weapons around this well
Just there's people out there that will just break a fucking bottle over your
face
Especially if you threaten them. I don't know what that guy said. I don't know
what happened
I just saw the act of the guy breaking I saw I heard loud
Arguing and then smash and did the gun make a sound when he hit him or anything
like that?
I don't remember just I remember blood the blood was instant. It just gushed
down his face
Yeah, I mean he this guy got ruined for life
He has a giant scar on his face for the rest of his life for sure
There's no way he doesn't it was just cruise his whole face blood
Did you fuck with people man? Oh, yeah, I'm not fucking with anybody
I know you don't but I don't for everybody else listening don't fuck with
people
Yeah, especially if you're at a bar - shit is wet that I don't I don't like to
be in places where people are real drunk
Because shit can get too weird. It makes me it makes me nervous. I think a
hundred percent
Do stupid fucking things when they're drunk. Yeah, they could ruin the whole
rest of their life
Just being hammered
Imagine people have just sobered up and be like you're lying. I did that happen
and they don't even have any memory of it
I was watching this video that I just saw on Instagram the other day of this
guy who was a former Muay Thai fighter in
Mexico
And he got in a fight with these dudes and just started KO'ing dudes left and
right
He KOs like four or five dudes and one of them died because this is one of the
things that I
Tell people all the time absolutely happens in street fights. You knock a
person out. They fall down
They bounce their head off the concrete and they fucking die and it happens
All the time it happens all the time and it happens so in 25% of the people
this guy knocked out one of them died
So 25% of them died the one out of four he KOs all four of them one dude never
wakes up and now he's charged with murder
Have you seen the video? It's pretty impressive. No, and the guy's just
defending himself. Yeah, these guys are coming after him and
He just starts flatlining them. Damn. Blap. He's got a good right hand
Did you um, did you see any UFC fire any fighting when you were in Scotland?
What do you do for fun when you were there?
There was no UFC fights
Have you seen that video Jamie? I could send it to you if you want
Who's a Scottish fighter Paul Craig? Is he Scott? Yeah, he's Scottish. He's a
bad motherfucker. Yeah
He's got one of the greatest triangles in the history of the sport that guy's
triangles off the charts
I know I sent it to Tommy
Me and Tom Segura sent each other everything fucked up including that saw him
this morning explosion, which I'm I also saw that that
Lady get body slammed. Did you see that one Jamie?
You didn't see that lady get body slam? I don't know what specific time you're
talking about. I've seen what was it?
Some lady punches this guy in the face and the guy body slams her was it that
pin
It wasn't that Pentecostal deal was it? No this one is in I think it's in Toledo,
Ohio and they're out in the middle of the street and
And this lady is yelling at this dude's girlfriend, so that I just sent it to
Jamie
Oh Jesus, that's another one
Oh, he picked that woman up and slammed her like that. Wow that seems first of
all weight class. That's a catch weight. Oh, that's so awful
That's so awful. Oh my god. Damn it. Jesus Christ
That's not the one I'm talking about what I'm talking about is I just sent it
to you Jamie. You gotta be careful, man
You just want the lady punches the guy in the face though. The guy's trying to
de-escalate
He tries to walk away and the lady says get the fuck out of my face
And then she punches him in the face and the dude picks her up and just slams
her
Oh my god
And she her boyfriend was in the car the whole time
She's calling out to the boyfriend in the car and the dude does not get out of
the car. She's like nope
She's like you go ahead and fuck. Look at this. Give me some volume
And go full screen
Watch this
Get out of the fucking car! You want to ride my fucking ass? Get out the
fucking car there bitch! Get out! Get out!
I didn't touch your fucking car you fucking bitch. You were on my gut. Come and
touch me cause my man's right fucking there
Come and put your fucking hands on me. I ain't driving crazy. Your bitch was on
my goddamn ass
I went to the fucking other lane! Get out of my face
See you later
Fuck ass!
Oh
That's why you gotta go to a meeting dude. I'd go to a meeting before I do this
shit
Okay
Just for the record
That's a Mazda I think, huh?
No, it looks like a Cadillac
Like a shitty old Cadillac
For the record, that lady could die
Yeah
Like you could die from that
Like if her head banged off the concrete
I'm not sure if it did, but if it did with the weight of all of his body and
her body, like that shit is very dangerous
Look how much we heard it from here. Yeah
He was charged with assault and battery by means of dangerous weapon causing
serious bodily injury
vandalizing property an unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle
The man involved was arrested, but he wasn't driving. Yeah, that blew me up man
I'm not this is just what someone posted below that could be
It might not be true. The woman suffered injuries, but was released from the
hospital
Oh