Name: Adam Devine Found Out HE Was the Bully in School
Uploaded: 2025-03-28T15:16:35.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Adam Devine Found Out HE Was the Bully in School' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Adam Devine Found Out HE Was the Bully in School' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-28. Transcript available.

did uh my dad like i don't know how your parents were but my dad i remember as
a kid
uh i was getting bullied you know a little bit i'm sure dude yeah but before
before the accident
yeah before yeah i don't know it was just like well there was a bully right and
and my dad was
like dude is does he uh he picks on you is he a lot bigger than you and i'm
like he's way bigger
than me he was held back a grade so this guy was like a monster insane and it
was in like fourth
dumb he's held back he's a big dummy just let the dumb go with their friends
let him go that's the
scary part when you keep you're like hey this you hold him back and now he's
gonna be now he's mad
because everyone knows he's stupid yeah he's angry and dumb yeah so now he's in
my grade and and he
yeah i smell the blood of adam uh and then he is like picking on me my dad was
like hit him as hard
as you can in the face and then run away he's like that like try to knock him
the out and then
he's bigger than you and i'm like uh-huh he's like then get out of there right
so the next day
i was like he was picking on me and i just was like and i punched him right in
the nose did not
knock him out uh but he didn't attack he cried like a yeah he did yeah and then
uh and then he and then i
think i became his bully which in turn i've actually heard i've told this story
on on my podcast this is
important and i told that story and then i found through the grapevine that he
thinks that i was
his bully he doesn't remember bullying me he only remembers me bullying him
afterwards because
afterwards i just took my dad's advice right so he was like talking in class i
just got out a book and
hit him in the back of the head yeah yeah and like he was talking at the top of
the stairs i
kicked him and he fell down the stairs dislocated his shoulder yeah dude so i
think i was like
really violent yeah it sounds like you don't remember things correctly yeah it
sounds like you
were a violent guy it does it does but i thought in my head he's the aggressor
maybe not maybe i'm a
little piece of shit but i thought i was in the right but i was like i'm
smaller so i have to be
more violent or else i'm gonna i'm gonna be the one getting my ass kicked so we
yeah that we had a
kid at after school care we went to a religious after school care because it
was they would donate
it to you if you prayed a lot or something so my mom would get a couple prayers
in and then you get
free care for the kids or whatever good deal oh yeah so she was hitting the um
urinal or something no it's not a urinal what is it where you pray confessional
confessional right
way different than urinal god i hope this god please make this piss come out
right i'm so sorry
no it's okay dude um but yeah so um yeah she would put up she would like make a
bunch of deposits in
the confessional or whatever and then uh they gave you free child care for the
after school right and
we had this one kid named jeep was his name he was named after a vehicle right
yeah so they named him
jeep i was like well that's not how it works but that is it my buddy scott's
daddy was like you know
what if he's being mean you go up on that upper deck and uh hum a piece of
concrete off at him
and did you do that i don't remember we did or not but i just remember that
advice being like that is
aggressive advice yeah yeah but yeah jeep was problematic and he would body
slam other kids and stuff
yeah it sucks dude yeah so but everybody had a bully man um