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From time to time on this program, we talk with miracles, human beings that
have, that
are the corn of the, that are the cream of the death crop.
People that have come so close to the grave, but managed to stay out of it.
Big bosses, we call them, big bosses.
They call them in some Polynesian areas.
And today we're grateful to be able to talk with another miracle here.
There he is, big dog.
Matt, how are you?
I'm living the dream, man.
I'm living the dream.
Amen, brother.
Yeah, we love to get to talk to people who've had miracle experiences in their
lives.
And I just really appreciate your time today.
How do you say your last name there, brother?
Tyberg, Matthias Tyberg.
Oh, this ankle makes me look so fat, but that's okay.
Oh, that's fine, man.
My sister's fat.
And that's perfectly fine.
Matthias Tyberg, where are you located, brother?
I live in Calgary, Alberta.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, a lot of good people up there eating steaks and just, what are they doing?
Mining for gold.
Is that the gold area?
Gold, oil.
Yeah.
Memphis gold.
Memphis gold, yeah.
Now, you've had quite an experience in your life.
You've had a, I've heard that you've had a couple miracles kind of occur in
your life.
Can you kind of take me through, like, some of that situation?
Yeah.
How did it start?
Um, well, there's so many different situations.
I mean, I've been at a party where I've seen somebody that jumped me before, so
I told him, let's run the fade or just apologize to me.
And I guess he didn't want to do that, so he ended up chasing me, and I tripped,
and I got stabbed ten times at once.
Oh.
Lost two-thirds of the blood in my body.
My God, brother.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Thank you for just telling us about that.
Ten times, that's a lot, huh?
I mean, did they, do you, do you feel like that was a lot?
You feel like it was too many?
Like, how did you?
Yeah, honestly, you can't feel it because all of your nerves are on the top of
your skin, so it just feels like you're getting punched, but you're bleeding,
you're leaking.
Oh, God, brother.
And what do you, how do you, and if two-thirds of you is gone, what do you do
at that point?
Were you able to call the authorities, or what do you do?
Oh, one of my buddies was on the phone with EMS and Snapchatting it.
He was Snapchatting also?
Yeah.
Oh, dark times, but you got to make content, you know?
Yeah.
And which hole do you plug?
Say you have ten stab wounds, I guess, they're referred to as by the government
or whatever.
Do you plug one up?
Do you pick the most kind of active one?
What do you do there?
Um, honestly, you don't really know what to hold on to, man.
I, it was more my, more or less my stomach hurt, so that's why I was holding my
stomach, but I was half dead by the time I got to the hospital, so.
Did you pass out?
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
And did you have any experience?
Do you remember anything when you passed out?
Like, did you?
I just remember, because I was on Xanax, too, so I woke up in the hospital, and
then, yeah, I woke up in the hospital, and then, apparently, you're only
allowed two visitors at once, and eight people come at once to come visit me,
so then they kicked me out of the hospital, like, three days after it happened.
Because, what, you guys were partying a little too much, or whatever?
Yeah, pretty much.
And were you allowed to drink in the hospital, or no?
No, no, I wouldn't drink.
They were just mad, because all my friends showed up at once to see if I was
okay.
Wow, man.
Yeah, a lot of people don't live through something like that, man.
No.
I've been hit by the C train.
I've, oh, yeah, the best one is.
Wait, hold on.
What, you got hit by a.
Well, what happened was, is my buddy knew this foreign exchange student.
He gave money to these guys to try and buy him a pack of cigarettes.
These guys are like 30 years old, and they just told him to fuck off, we're
keeping your money.
So, I decided to go up and punch him as hard as I could in the head, and I didn't
realize the police are there.
So, I'm getting chased by this guy's buddy with, like, a foot-long knife.
I keep looking back, still getting chased by the guy with the knife.
Then I look back, it's the cops chasing me.
So, I'm at one end of a semi, and the cop is at the other end.
Of a semi-truck?
Yeah, and we're playing peek-a-boo to see where to go.
I'm wearing a bright red Chicago Bulls jacket.
Oh, yeah.
And I'm frickin' hammered, so.
Dude, that's a fresh outfit, baby.
Scotty dripping, huh?
And what happened was, I ended up getting arrested for assault.
I got bailed two weeks later.
I'm at the same train station that I punched the guy at.
I'm hammered, standing on the platform.
And then I get sucker punched in the back of the head.
And, oh, who is it?
The guy stole that kid's 20 bucks.
No.
And then he just ended up pushing me like that, and I fell onto the train
tracks.
And the train was coming in, so there's, I didn't know what to do.
I just throw my body above the yellow line, and it caught my legs and dragged
me like 15 feet.
They, like, ripped my shoes off, ripped my pants in half.
Oh, God, it's a pervert, basically.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, who knew that train was a pedophile also?
That sounds like a bit much, huh?
Dude, that's insane, man.
So, and were you drunk, or were you already impaired when the train hit you?
Or what kind of condition were you in physically just at that point in your
life?
Oh, yeah.
I was an everyday alcoholic.
We would all, all the boys would meet.
I got this question, though.
Sorry to interrupt you there, but what kind of train driver would hit a drunk,
just hit a guy, would hit a drunk guy?
Did you ever speak to the driver?
No.
Well, the thing is, is the C-train's moving so fast, right?
So, it's coming to dock into the station to let everybody off.
There's nothing he really could have done to.
I don't know.
You can see a white dude most of the time, you know, no matter what's going on.
But damn, brother, I can't believe that.
And so, so you were stabbed 10 times.
You've been hit by a train, but God had more in store for you, didn't he?
What else happened?
Um, the biggest one was the balcony, because I ended up buying some cocaine
that wasn't, wasn't all cocaine.
Oh, yeah.
So, there was meth in it.
Oh, yeah, right.
Them moguls got some bounce to them, huh?
Shit, man.
Every time I look through the little hole in my door, there'd be four people
outside with weapons trying to bust in.
That's what I would see.
I'm dragging the couch.
Like a diorama, kind of.
Yeah, I'm dragging the couch with the landlord on it to the front door to try
and block it.
Damn, brother.
He told me to go to bed, so I went to bed and woke up.
All I could do was get a glass of water.
I looked through that people in the door, and the same thing.
People, it looks like people with guns are trying to bust in the apartment.
So, I tried to go from my balcony over to the neighbor's, and I'm on the
seventh floor.
And who are the neighbors?
Can we, let's, let's, who are they?
There was nobody even in there.
That's why I was trying to get over to the thing.
And how far is that?
Is that a jump you're trying to make, or did you have a, kind of a rope set up,
or anything like that?
Did you have a little trebuchet, anything?
Shit, like you could, if you reached across, you could pass a beer to your
neighbor, so it wasn't that far.
Okay.
I just kind of, was trying to leapfrog over.
I know it's kind of stupid, but when you're fucked up like that.
Well, it's a great idea.
I mean, here's the thing.
People don't realize that people that are wasted have done amazing things.
You know, one of the guys, have you heard of Lewis and Clark?
Yeah, I think so.
One of them was an addict, and they discovered like a third of the North
America.
So, let's don't, you can't always beat down on addicts.
But so, take me out there.
You're on the balcony, you're high on cocaine, and what is, your plan is to
make that leap over to the other balcony?
Yeah, and then the shittiest, I guess the shittiest attempt ever.
And was it Wendy?
Was it Wendy?
Yes, it was, yeah.
Brother, big Maddie, dude, taking on the freaking Boreas twins, brother, taking
on the jet stream up there.
Seventh floor, Maddie, one shot.
And how do you make that leap, dude?
Tell me, take me through that.
Are you wearing shoes?
At first, I stood up right on the thing and held my hand on the wall, but I was
wobbling.
Yeah, on the rail of it.
So, then I was wobbling.
So, I was like, oh, shit, I'm going to fall.
So, I like, crouched down to try and like, leap like that.
Oh, yeah.
Get some, build up a little bit of energy or whatever.
What's it called?
Potential energy.
You crouched down.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah, leap my, leapfrog my way down all the way 70 feet.
What happened?
Did you bounce off the rail or did you even hit the other balcony?
Oh, I didn't even hit the other balcony.
I'm sorry, dude.
Sorry to laugh.
There's a glitch in the audio.
Yeah, no, it's all good.
It's pretty, I laugh about it, dude.
And now, man, you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes, you know?
Yeah, but that's one way to look at it, man.
But I think another way to look at it is that you're a miracle, you know?
A lot of people do not get to live through stabbings, through train hitings,
through falling.
How far did you fall?
70 feet.
Okay.
And take me, Jesus Christ, that's a lot.
And take me through some of that.
Like, when you first hit the, once you first realized you're not going to make
the first balcony,
were there lower balconies you could have grabbed?
Uh, not when, because, damn, you fall so fast.
I was 200 pounds at the time.
And if you weigh 200 pounds and you go over 50 feet, you go terminal velocity.
Really?
So I hit, yeah, I hit the ground going terminal velocity for the last 20 feet.
Big dog went down, brother.
God, dude.
And so what were some of your thoughts during that?
Did you get into a certain position to absorb the impact?
Or were you just kind of like letting, were you praying?
What was going on?
Well, when I fell down, actually, I've seen like some people on like the third
or fourth
or whatever floor it was, they were outside smoking on their balcony.
Oh, that's pretty cool.
I hit, I hit the ground.
They look over at me and I tell them to bring me some liquor because I know I'm
going to
the hospital.
I can't move my damn body.
And I was an alcoholic at the time.
God, dude, who survives that, brother?
I don't know, man.
I've honestly almost died even more times than that.
Like when I was a baby, I fell into a motel pool while my parents weren't there.
And I was drowned, pronounced dead when I came back.
So, yeah.
Well, you must feel like God wants you here for a reason, brother.
Yeah.
What do you feel like that is after all this?
I mean, that's countless times you've escaped death, man.
You know, a, you know, forced to swim as a baby, train hitting, stabbing, stabbing,
uh, or hot, you know, high amount, stabbing 70 foot fall off of a balcony.
Yeah.
I've been stabbed other times too, but I think, right.
I understand what you're getting at, but I think, what do you feel like you're,
do you
feel like you have a bigger purpose?
There's a reason a lot of people are not able to go through all that, man.
You understand that's pretty miraculous.
Do you understand that?
Yeah.
Amen, brother.
And how are you doing today?
What's your physical state today?
Um, I'm a tetraplegic, so I can, like, I can't feel or move anything chest down.
I can move my arms, but my fingers are stuck like this.
Oh yeah.
Kind of like, uh, Muhammad Ali or whatever.
Yeah.
But at the end of the day, I don't ever complain about it because man, I'm the
one who wanted
to do Coke and I can't blame that on somebody else.
I mean, and you're a survivor, brother.
You're a damn survivor, dude.
You're a damn, you know what I'm saying?
You're a damn, uh, a gravity monkey, dude.
Do you think you will ever walk again, brother?
Um, probably not, but I'm okay with that.
I don't really, I love watching YouTube.
There's so much people come up with stuff every day.
Oh yeah, you can watch people walk on YouTube all day if you want and take it
easy, you know?
Um, yeah, but man, I just, yeah, I appreciate you just jumping on and I
appreciate you paying
attention to the show and, um, yeah, we're going to come to Calgary, dude.
You got to come out.
I'd love to get to meet you out there.
Yeah, I'm coming.
I already got my VIP tickets, so.
Sweet, bro.
Well, yeah, we'll have to catch up, dude.
I want to touch some, uh, magic limbs you got on you, daddy.
I'm going to rub them bitches for good luck.
Hell yeah.
Where do you live these days, man?
I live in, uh, well, now I'm so crippled.
I got to live in like a long-term care home.
So I'm, I'm the youngest here.
It's pretty much just older people.
Any chicks in there or what?
No, not really any disabled chicks.
You got to pray to meet the one you want.
That's what my friend told me the other day.
He said, are you praying to meet the woman you want to meet, you know?
Yeah.
So I got to start.
I kind of gave up because once you, once you sever your spinal cord, man, you
can't even bust a nut.
I haven't busted a nut since I fell from that balcony.
Oh, damn.
How, how, how long before you had fallen to had you busted a nut, you think?
Uh, the day before.
Amen, brother.
Amen.
Finish strong.
Yeah, finish strong.
And look, man, you're going to bust one.
We're going to, we're going to, if we can do anything, if we hear of anything
that, you know, could help you, any elixirs or anything like that, we'll see
what we can do, man.
But yeah, dude, that's, that's what, if you can get hit by a train and still be
alive or whatever, you can, you'll get another nut out.
Oh yeah, that would be nice.
Amen, brother.
Well, thank you so much, dude.
Give my best to everybody up there in Calgary, bro.
America's getting weird.
We're probably all going to come up there soon.
So, uh, save me room up there, big dog.
Yeah, Calgary is probably the best, nicest city in Canada, I think, so.
Dude, Canada's so great, man.
And it's safe, too.
That's the best thing about your stories, I've noticed, is that you didn't get
shot in one of them.
Yeah.
I've been shot at, but.
But that don't count.
You've got to come to America to get shot, brother.
That's where we do it.
They won't let me across the border.
Oh, we'll see what we can do, dude.
Well, look, right now you're probably in insurance risk, I would guess, so.
Yeah.
But yeah, dude, that's a good thing about Canada.
They got knives, so you always stand a chance, you know?
That's one thing I like.
Yeah.
Yeah, at least you're not getting shot, just killed instantly.
Yeah, that's so bullshit and lame, dude.
I mean, look at you.
If you got shot that first time, you wouldn't even, you wouldn't even, uh, um,
you wouldn't even got hit by a train.
That's crazy to say, but you would, you know, the other stuff wouldn't even
have happened.
You wouldn't have had these other experiences, you know?
Yeah.
So you're like the worst evil Knievel in some ways, you know?
Sorry, dude.
That's not funny, but it is funny, dude.
I laugh at anything, man.
If I didn't become a criminal before, I would have became a comedian, dude.
I just didn't have any father figure in my life.
So I was homeless, 16 years old, downtown, selling weed.
So not making good choices, but.
Well, you're alive today, man.
Yeah, I do believe that you're here for a purpose.
And even just sharing your story right here today, man, you know, resilience is
huge.
And, um, I think the future's bright, brother.
I believe that, and I'm just glad I got to talk to you today.
And, well, we got our first Canadian miracle right there, Matt.
Um, how do you say your last name?
Tyberg.
Matt Tyberg, right there, ladies and gentlemen.
If you don't believe in miracles, uh, you got to believe in them now.
That's what I feel like.
And, uh, Matt, thanks for your time, dude.
I look forward to catching up within a couple months.
All right.
Awesome.
Sounds good.
Have a great day.
All right.
You too, brother.
Cheers, man.
Cheers.
Cheers.

Miracle Time: Balcony Stabbed Matt

From time to time on this program, we talk with miracles, human beings that
have, that
are the corn of the, that are the cream of the death crop.
People that have come so close to the grave, but managed to stay out of it.
Big bosses, we call them, big bosses.
They call them in some Polynesian areas.
And today we're grateful to be able to talk with another miracle here.
There he is, big dog.
Matt, how are you?
I'm living the dream, man.
I'm living the dream.
Amen, brother.
Yeah, we love to get to talk to people who've had miracle experiences in their
lives.
And I just really appreciate your time today.
How do you say your last name there, brother?
Tyberg, Matthias Tyberg.
Oh, this ankle makes me look so fat, but that's okay.
Oh, that's fine, man.
My sister's fat.
And that's perfectly fine.
Matthias Tyberg, where are you located, brother?
I live in Calgary, Alberta.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, a lot of good people up there eating steaks and just, what are they doing?
Mining for gold.
Is that the gold area?
Gold, oil.
Yeah.
Memphis gold.
Memphis gold, yeah.
Now, you've had quite an experience in your life.
You've had a, I've heard that you've had a couple miracles kind of occur in
your life.
Can you kind of take me through, like, some of that situation?
Yeah.
How did it start?
Um, well, there's so many different situations.
I mean, I've been at a party where I've seen somebody that jumped me before, so
I told him, let's run the fade or just apologize to me.
And I guess he didn't want to do that, so he ended up chasing me, and I tripped,
and I got stabbed ten times at once.
Oh.
Lost two-thirds of the blood in my body.
My God, brother.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Thank you for just telling us about that.
Ten times, that's a lot, huh?
I mean, did they, do you, do you feel like that was a lot?
You feel like it was too many?
Like, how did you?
Yeah, honestly, you can't feel it because all of your nerves are on the top of
your skin, so it just feels like you're getting punched, but you're bleeding,
you're leaking.
Oh, God, brother.
And what do you, how do you, and if two-thirds of you is gone, what do you do
at that point?
Were you able to call the authorities, or what do you do?
Oh, one of my buddies was on the phone with EMS and Snapchatting it.
He was Snapchatting also?
Yeah.
Oh, dark times, but you got to make content, you know?
Yeah.
And which hole do you plug?
Say you have ten stab wounds, I guess, they're referred to as by the government
or whatever.
Do you plug one up?
Do you pick the most kind of active one?
What do you do there?
Um, honestly, you don't really know what to hold on to, man.
I, it was more my, more or less my stomach hurt, so that's why I was holding my
stomach, but I was half dead by the time I got to the hospital, so.
Did you pass out?
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
And did you have any experience?
Do you remember anything when you passed out?
Like, did you?
I just remember, because I was on Xanax, too, so I woke up in the hospital, and
then, yeah, I woke up in the hospital, and then, apparently, you're only
allowed two visitors at once, and eight people come at once to come visit me,
so then they kicked me out of the hospital, like, three days after it happened.
Because, what, you guys were partying a little too much, or whatever?
Yeah, pretty much.
And were you allowed to drink in the hospital, or no?
No, no, I wouldn't drink.
They were just mad, because all my friends showed up at once to see if I was
okay.
Wow, man.
Yeah, a lot of people don't live through something like that, man.
No.
I've been hit by the C train.
I've, oh, yeah, the best one is.
Wait, hold on.
What, you got hit by a.
Well, what happened was, is my buddy knew this foreign exchange student.
He gave money to these guys to try and buy him a pack of cigarettes.
These guys are like 30 years old, and they just told him to fuck off, we're
keeping your money.
So, I decided to go up and punch him as hard as I could in the head, and I didn't
realize the police are there.
So, I'm getting chased by this guy's buddy with, like, a foot-long knife.
I keep looking back, still getting chased by the guy with the knife.
Then I look back, it's the cops chasing me.
So, I'm at one end of a semi, and the cop is at the other end.
Of a semi-truck?
Yeah, and we're playing peek-a-boo to see where to go.
I'm wearing a bright red Chicago Bulls jacket.
Oh, yeah.
And I'm frickin' hammered, so.
Dude, that's a fresh outfit, baby.
Scotty dripping, huh?
And what happened was, I ended up getting arrested for assault.
I got bailed two weeks later.
I'm at the same train station that I punched the guy at.
I'm hammered, standing on the platform.
And then I get sucker punched in the back of the head.
And, oh, who is it?
The guy stole that kid's 20 bucks.
No.
And then he just ended up pushing me like that, and I fell onto the train
tracks.
And the train was coming in, so there's, I didn't know what to do.
I just throw my body above the yellow line, and it caught my legs and dragged
me like 15 feet.
They, like, ripped my shoes off, ripped my pants in half.
Oh, God, it's a pervert, basically.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, who knew that train was a pedophile also?
That sounds like a bit much, huh?
Dude, that's insane, man.
So, and were you drunk, or were you already impaired when the train hit you?
Or what kind of condition were you in physically just at that point in your
life?
Oh, yeah.
I was an everyday alcoholic.
We would all, all the boys would meet.
I got this question, though.
Sorry to interrupt you there, but what kind of train driver would hit a drunk,
just hit a guy, would hit a drunk guy?
Did you ever speak to the driver?
No.
Well, the thing is, is the C-train's moving so fast, right?
So, it's coming to dock into the station to let everybody off.
There's nothing he really could have done to.
I don't know.
You can see a white dude most of the time, you know, no matter what's going on.
But damn, brother, I can't believe that.
And so, so you were stabbed 10 times.
You've been hit by a train, but God had more in store for you, didn't he?
What else happened?
Um, the biggest one was the balcony, because I ended up buying some cocaine
that wasn't, wasn't all cocaine.
Oh, yeah.
So, there was meth in it.
Oh, yeah, right.
Them moguls got some bounce to them, huh?
Shit, man.
Every time I look through the little hole in my door, there'd be four people
outside with weapons trying to bust in.
That's what I would see.
I'm dragging the couch.
Like a diorama, kind of.
Yeah, I'm dragging the couch with the landlord on it to the front door to try
and block it.
Damn, brother.
He told me to go to bed, so I went to bed and woke up.
All I could do was get a glass of water.
I looked through that people in the door, and the same thing.
People, it looks like people with guns are trying to bust in the apartment.
So, I tried to go from my balcony over to the neighbor's, and I'm on the
seventh floor.
And who are the neighbors?
Can we, let's, let's, who are they?
There was nobody even in there.
That's why I was trying to get over to the thing.
And how far is that?
Is that a jump you're trying to make, or did you have a, kind of a rope set up,
or anything like that?
Did you have a little trebuchet, anything?
Shit, like you could, if you reached across, you could pass a beer to your
neighbor, so it wasn't that far.
Okay.
I just kind of, was trying to leapfrog over.
I know it's kind of stupid, but when you're fucked up like that.
Well, it's a great idea.
I mean, here's the thing.
People don't realize that people that are wasted have done amazing things.
You know, one of the guys, have you heard of Lewis and Clark?
Yeah, I think so.
One of them was an addict, and they discovered like a third of the North
America.
So, let's don't, you can't always beat down on addicts.
But so, take me out there.
You're on the balcony, you're high on cocaine, and what is, your plan is to
make that leap over to the other balcony?
Yeah, and then the shittiest, I guess the shittiest attempt ever.
And was it Wendy?
Was it Wendy?
Yes, it was, yeah.
Brother, big Maddie, dude, taking on the freaking Boreas twins, brother, taking
on the jet stream up there.
Seventh floor, Maddie, one shot.
And how do you make that leap, dude?
Tell me, take me through that.
Are you wearing shoes?
At first, I stood up right on the thing and held my hand on the wall, but I was
wobbling.
Yeah, on the rail of it.
So, then I was wobbling.
So, I was like, oh, shit, I'm going to fall.
So, I like, crouched down to try and like, leap like that.
Oh, yeah.
Get some, build up a little bit of energy or whatever.
What's it called?
Potential energy.
You crouched down.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah, leap my, leapfrog my way down all the way 70 feet.
What happened?
Did you bounce off the rail or did you even hit the other balcony?
Oh, I didn't even hit the other balcony.
I'm sorry, dude.
Sorry to laugh.
There's a glitch in the audio.
Yeah, no, it's all good.
It's pretty, I laugh about it, dude.
And now, man, you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes, you know?
Yeah, but that's one way to look at it, man.
But I think another way to look at it is that you're a miracle, you know?
A lot of people do not get to live through stabbings, through train hitings,
through falling.
How far did you fall?
70 feet.
Okay.
And take me, Jesus Christ, that's a lot.
And take me through some of that.
Like, when you first hit the, once you first realized you're not going to make
the first balcony,
were there lower balconies you could have grabbed?
Uh, not when, because, damn, you fall so fast.
I was 200 pounds at the time.
And if you weigh 200 pounds and you go over 50 feet, you go terminal velocity.
Really?
So I hit, yeah, I hit the ground going terminal velocity for the last 20 feet.
Big dog went down, brother.
God, dude.
And so what were some of your thoughts during that?
Did you get into a certain position to absorb the impact?
Or were you just kind of like letting, were you praying?
What was going on?
Well, when I fell down, actually, I've seen like some people on like the third
or fourth
or whatever floor it was, they were outside smoking on their balcony.
Oh, that's pretty cool.
I hit, I hit the ground.
They look over at me and I tell them to bring me some liquor because I know I'm
going to
the hospital.
I can't move my damn body.
And I was an alcoholic at the time.
God, dude, who survives that, brother?
I don't know, man.
I've honestly almost died even more times than that.
Like when I was a baby, I fell into a motel pool while my parents weren't there.
And I was drowned, pronounced dead when I came back.
So, yeah.
Well, you must feel like God wants you here for a reason, brother.
Yeah.
What do you feel like that is after all this?
I mean, that's countless times you've escaped death, man.
You know, a, you know, forced to swim as a baby, train hitting, stabbing, stabbing,
uh, or hot, you know, high amount, stabbing 70 foot fall off of a balcony.
Yeah.
I've been stabbed other times too, but I think, right.
I understand what you're getting at, but I think, what do you feel like you're,
do you
feel like you have a bigger purpose?
There's a reason a lot of people are not able to go through all that, man.
You understand that's pretty miraculous.
Do you understand that?
Yeah.
Amen, brother.
And how are you doing today?
What's your physical state today?
Um, I'm a tetraplegic, so I can, like, I can't feel or move anything chest down.
I can move my arms, but my fingers are stuck like this.
Oh yeah.
Kind of like, uh, Muhammad Ali or whatever.
Yeah.
But at the end of the day, I don't ever complain about it because man, I'm the
one who wanted
to do Coke and I can't blame that on somebody else.
I mean, and you're a survivor, brother.
You're a damn survivor, dude.
You're a damn, you know what I'm saying?
You're a damn, uh, a gravity monkey, dude.
Do you think you will ever walk again, brother?
Um, probably not, but I'm okay with that.
I don't really, I love watching YouTube.
There's so