Name: David Spade Remembers a Night He Partied Too Hard...
Uploaded: 2025-05-07T15:30:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'David Spade Remembers a Night He Partied Too Hard...' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'David Spade Remembers a Night He Partied Too Hard...' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-07. Transcript available.

well also snow white it should be about the fentanyl problem huh i think china
white was
i was around for china white when i was a kid like that was the uh i was so
lucky because
you used to do a little sniffy jiffy i heard and uh it is um fun there are
negatives yeah but we
always start with the positives especially about that if i could afford more
when i was parking
cars and being a busboy i would have uh definitely gone crazy i could not thank
god i could do a
quarter gram in a weekend then i just i could only afford 25 bucks that was it
and uh yeah even that
wasn't money well spent but don't get all excited you're getting a boner it is
exciting i mean talking
about it doing it it was fun it was hard to just quit it but it's just i just
watch and you go
no way to have a career there's no way to have anything good with all this
pressure and shit you
got to do and people like to rat you out and people like to say this guy you
know he's like
yeah a little power flower now and then so if they start getting that word out
there i luckily never
got that word i didn't do any the whole snl and that's the funniest part is
that i did dabble a
little bit before that just because i was in fucking showbiz and you're from arizona
from scottsdale
yeah it's not stale yeah well it doesn't mean it wasn't really the cocaine
capital of the world but
you know i was in the comedy biz and a couple guys had it and i was like
fucking i would partake just
for fun and uh obviously and then yeah brother but one time i did a lot and i
was like yeah i feel like
you know i should go to the hospital you know i'm saying and then you'll walk
over there that's the
craziest is no i'm fucking sprinted no because the funny thing is you just turn
into john bonnet
one bump and i'm like i'm a yankee doodle dandy and i'm feeling great and then
i i i made my friend
drive me and i got there and he's like and it was freezing and i was shaking
and tight
and then he goes you got to go in there and he goes but they're gonna ask
because i did stand up
for about a year right and they go they're gonna ask and they're gonna yeah
they're gonna have to
call the police i go no no extra scared and he cranks the heater on in the car
and i'm starting to
fucking sweat but this is a good friend because he was there with me for three
hours he goes
i'll let you you should go in there in a second but just tell me more and i was
like i was calming
down this was the trick i didn't know this and my heart was going from like 3
000 over 2 000 till i
started to get back to normal and then it got light out and then i go let's go
home oh so gross and
then i go i'll never do it again four days later hey dude yeah i'm fucking jinkin
yeah what a great
guy there's me and they make me jump oh yeah
Thank you.