Name: 16 Year Old Tells Theo He Got His Girlfriend Pregnant
Uploaded: 2025-05-09T16:00:54.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '16 Year Old Tells Theo He Got His Girlfriend Pregnant' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '16 Year Old Tells Theo He Got His Girlfriend Pregnant' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-09. Transcript available.

hey pio um i'm having a really hard time right now um i'm 16 years old i don't
have a job
nothing um i got my girlfriend pregnant okay she just turned 18 actually not
too long ago
i'm just kind of in this moment where i don't know what's coming for me in life
like i feel
like i failed myself because i made stupid adult decisions at such a young age
um and it hurts me
really bad um and i honestly just don't know what to do i'm kind of in this
like moment where
i feel like i failed everybody around me including my parents and i'm just not
going to be the dad that
i'm supposed to be um and i'm just scared i'm just looking for any advice um
well um
at least she's not your cousin brother i'll start right there uh
and people can say well that's just that's cool to be joking but hey one last
thing the guy's got to
kind of think about right now um no man look first of all the fact that you're
calling even to talk
about this shows i think a level of maturity that is a lot of people wouldn't
do so right you're curious
you're looking at what's going on you're evaluating where you're at and you you're
like well i want to
get to a place where i feel either confident about this or i have some support
in this so how do i get
there well i'm going to reach out to other people and see what's going on see
if i can get some thoughts
some suggestions even to somebody to listen to me um yeah that's young to be
out there gunning like that
you know just to be rooting through some trap out there with no visor on daddy
you know with no hoodie
on yeah but that's that's the world we're in um so i wouldn't be you are where
you are you could also
look at it as that god has gifted you guys with an opportunity
uh i think people will probably be disappointed maybe in where you're at
because they don't want
to see you miss out on opportunities for yourself that could uh that there
might be less of if you
have a child that's probably what the disappointment is i don't think it's
disappointment in you having a
child it's probably disappointment that well this may affect your ability to
chase some of your
dreams or ideas because you have a responsibility now now i'm sure that um as
time goes on and this
child comes into the world it's going to bring a lot of love in everybody's
life so don't think about
just that man let me see what else did you say i feel like i felt everybody
around me including my
parents and i'm just not going to be the the dad that i'm supposed to be well
we don't know if you're
going to be the dad that you're supposed to be you know that's way still to be
to be uh determined
you know we don't we don't know you that hasn't happened yet so don't future
trip like that um
shit the fact you care about this this much already i think you're probably
gonna be a pretty caring guy
you know and you're gonna have a i'm assuming a girlfriend or wife or her and
her family as well
are gonna help support this child so you didn't mention that that that's going
to be a fear um
i think everything's going to be okay dude i think it's going to take some time
i bet it's super scary
bro 16 years old and you're having a child that's that's freaking that's kind
of scary i think you
got you you you got to let this play out man i think you have a chance to be a
young dad now that'd be
cool think about that you're going to get to do stuff with your with your kid
that a lot of parents
will not be able to do so it gets played tetherball get to do probably some um
racing quads like some
kind of high speed shit that you know some parents kind of age out of when
their kids age into it
probably be able to play video games do some vr type shit so there's going to
be interesting stuff
um i but all i'm saying is that it don't let all the fear take away all the
possibility
you know now you're probably gonna have to grow up pretty quick and there might
be a part of your
adolescence you'll miss out on or it's going to be different or trickier um in
fact you're probably
going to grow up pretty fast in some ways uh but maybe that's what god needs
you for
you know you just don't know we don't know what we're needed for in the future
so
just hang in there man this isn't the end of the world hell this is the
beginning of a life
that you're responsible for so it's just i know it's got to be scary it's easy
for me to say that
you know i'm sure there's gonna be moments where it's really scary but try to
squeeze into those
moments of fear some possibility man because that's cool dude you get to have a
you're gonna make a
child you get to have a child that you're gonna take care of so amen brother
and god god luck god luck
to you
Thank you.