Name: Caleb Pressley Supports Bill Belichick
Uploaded: 2025-05-14T13:00:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Caleb Pressley Supports Bill Belichick' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Caleb Pressley Supports Bill Belichick' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-14. Transcript available.

oh dude what do you think about bill belichick's girlfriend what's the word
down there because he
lives in florida doesn't he he lives in i think nantucket or or obviously
chapel hill now but
okay north florida or whatever florida but he's going to your alma mater yeah
and it's it's kind
of crazy i mean it's like um people are talking about the program so that's a
positive right
well to me college football is 100 000 about the players i mean all football is
but especially
college football and i think him coming we got a big budget increase for what
we were willing to give
nil players or the nil money for like guys for recruits so you think boosters
hit followed him
i i think that we really raised a lot of money i don't know what the figure is
but i want to say
it was like 30 million bucks or something it was like kind of like the and i
don't know if that
includes um coaches or what but it was it was a huge figure that you would
think we would be able to go
out and get like five star quarterback five star whatever and i haven't seen us
signing any five
stars yet but that could just be the period of the year we're in and my thing
is if he signs those five
five stars it doesn't matter about his girlfriend and if he doesn't sign those
five stars it doesn't
matter about his girlfriend because we're gonna be asked no matter what his
girlfriend says
i mean that's the truth do you think the bill belichick thing has adjusted the
dating the way
that dating is look because it's kind of a big like he kind of opened the
portal like the portals open
for older men and younger women do you feel like that i feel my stance on this
is i actually don't
have a problem with it i don't understand why if you're a young girl you'd want
to be with the old
man yeah but i don't understand a lot of stuff people do but if she's 20 and
they're consenting
adults like i have no problem with the older dude who's single i would try to
get a younger girl too
i'm not going to try to get a 75 year old woman well first of all you're single
you're bill belichick
yeah right he's done it all man i mean he definitely has a name for himself you
know if your gym has
lit yeah you get what you get dude you know yeah um but damn dude that's such a
good question like
but he definitely the portals open now i feel like it's definitely it feels
like it's more of that
universe have you seen any more of it have you seen other examples of it well
shannon sharp had his
thing but he got kind of got called out for but his was more of like sexual in
nature whereas
belichick has a it seemed like he's in a relationship you see those videos of
him on the beach with the
um he's holding her up no way really pull up bill belichick and girlfriend
beach you know who has a
good theory on oh wow oh yeah he's look at this he seems super happy look at
him though what is he
doing bro i respect it dude she's i have no issues with it zero but it is so
funny you gotta be honest
it's so funny well it's up to them first of all bring up the next one with them
fishing it's up to
them first of all they're having fun right and it's really up to them it's not
like she's tricking him
or something or he's tricking her right yeah look at this this is that this is
uh from whatever that
movie is normandy or whatever it's like they're it was like they did like this
d-day photo shoot or
whatever uh dave portnoy has a good theory on this um dave's theory is that he
has no idea what's
going on like in terms of how we're all perceiving this and like social media
about it he's like his
theory is that dave belichick is not on his phone and just doesn't have any
clue what's happening
right so he's just enjoying his life he's just like going about his life loving
his life
because i think she probably posts all his social media and stuff for him and
so of course she's
going to post pictures of only her yeah i would too yeah dude well my parents
were 38 years
difference so i gotta be like love is you know if you find somebody that you
love then that's where
it's at you know um yeah there's my parents have a big difference too yeah
totally i mean this is
this is a huge difference i don't know how many years difference is it i also
changed my
probably 50 years bro no raleigh mal 24 and 74 i believe that's 50 no bro that
is 50 man i just
crunched the numbers i don't know if those are the actual ages but that is 50.
what do you say to
people who say that's 50 dude but i the only thing is i change my opinions a
lot so this could be
outdated like i'll change my opinion on this tomorrow dude all i'm saying is
the portal is open for old
men and young women this is the i mean the portal's open now and um it's
probably easier than ever to
meet them there's probably there's so many apps and stuff where you can and i
don't and girls seem
to be really attracted to guys who have money and guys who are successful and
they don't seem to care
about looks and it doesn't seem like they care about age as much is that true
is that crazy
people look younger than ever kind of how what age difference are they can you
just fucking tell me
a number sorry riley but damn you fucking have a computer you're working with
never mind no jesus christ
just stick to coming dude stick to stick to
now i see why he couldn't he couldn't bust enough for 25 years he couldn't find
him
73 and 24. 49. yeah close boy close that's a lot i mean dude that means that
this is a dumb thing to say but that means he was 49
when she was born yeah that's pretty old for the to your wife to be born yeah
i that's wild i might change i don't know if it's cool anymore dude
that's a big difference hey go heels baby that's all i'm saying dude