Name: Chad Ochocinco Thinks Back on His Days as a Male Escort
Uploaded: 2025-05-21T21:45:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chad Ochocinco Thinks Back on His Days as a Male Escort' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chad Ochocinco Thinks Back on His Days as a Male Escort' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-21. Transcript available.

between going to a soccer game or just watching and having sex i'm picking
soccer every time
over sex absolute fuck i don't care who it is oh yeah i don't care who it is
like that's how
much i love the game the beautiful game yeah i'm trying to think let me think
oh yeah i would
probably go yeah sex sometimes gets a little bit boring kind of you think
depends yeah maybe not
boring it's not the best word but i mean listen i did amateur porn growing up
so for me it's you did
amateur yeah amateur porn yeah yeah it's just the only difference is i didn't
get paid for it yeah
yeah that's why i was amateur and so were you and were people doing were people
filming or yeah i had
a tripod camera oh okay yeah yeah so those tapes still out there you think they
did it earned me
some good money oh you had a tape out there no i i had a tripod and i just sold
them myself oh bet
yeah yeah god i think i don't know i don't i hope there's nothing out there in
me no yes yep right
now probably back then i don't even think they sell the camcorders yeah back
then for someone to be
able to to blackmail me at this point yeah they might have some drawings of me
having sex though
there we go there we go are you are you married some clay figures no i gotta
get married man you have a
girlfriend not right now no i'm gonna get one how do you navigate that i'll
just be care like
uh are you are you cautious on who you're dealing with based on now being yeah
i'm pretty
guys okay yeah because things happen i mean even with your co-hosts she just
gets you know like
there's just a lot i think there's more opportunities maybe i don't know
everything's
weird now i feel like it feels just feels things feel kind of scary and you don't
know even if
you're doing if you're doing the right things that somebody could take
advantage of you yep they can
and then at the same time you can i have a lot of friends that are sex addicts
that get caught up
just in sex right in that world and it becomes like an addiction to them yeah
at times it can be
a lot of people i hate when people call sex an addiction i really don't like
that because we
we're mammals we're put on hearth in general to to have sex oh yeah to procreate
in general we
pump and so i just i hate the fact that we have all these definitions oh he's
an addict no you're not
it's sex it's something that we as humans actually do some do it more than
others yeah that just you
know it's cool yeah some people enjoy doing it a ton some people don't do it
yeah yeah and some
enjoy doing it with with multiple people you know and just it is you ever been
to a swingers club
i've never been no man i mean yeah i used to i used to work at one oh you did
yeah i used to be a
gigolo for for rich rich rich wealthy uh women really tommy lee was a gigolo he
was yeah tommy lee
from uh molly crew yeah molly crew yeah that's dope i mean this is a gigolo so
will you get hired
to get out there and take these women out on dates yeah get on dates and you
know obviously they had
billionaire husbands billionaire boyfriends that didn't have the time for them
and they would i
would just feel that void that they weren't getting at home because of them
being busy so the husband
just so busy i'm just gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna treat my wife to a date at
least she can go do
something the husband didn't know oh yeah it was an ad it was an ad it was an
ad in the paper you put
your own ad out yeah i put my own ad and what would the ad say ballpark uh
based on the information that
what they were looking for i had a menu okay services that i provided and and
was some of them sexual or
not yeah someone was sexual someone would just be spending time you know dates
movies uh conversation
massage stuff like that and most of the time it was more about sex and you know
um fulfilling that
fantasy of being with a black guy oh really yes that's a marketable fantasy huh
of mandingo descent
oh damn yeah and how do you know if someone's mandingo or not well any anything
what region is that
uh the lower region bring it up
where have i been i've been to tanzania
mandingo
on a map yeah there we go okay west africa so if they want to see that west if
they want that west
africa energy huh yeah it's it's it's more of a uh a term in referencing uh the
private area
mandingo oh it's a it's a wiener term yeah oh yeah i've heard it right right
mandingo guy or whatever
yeah um okay so you had women trying to just be with a black man yeah they just
wanted to fulfill
that fantasy and were they paying fair were they paying a decent amount yeah i
mean for an hour i
could make anywhere from 3500 to five grand my goodness yeah god would you wear
your jersey or not
no this is before i even i hadn't even made it yet oh wow because at that point
i wouldn't need
the money if i'm already in the league oh yeah so that's way you know um in
college you know i used
to strip too did you really la at the right track damn yeah i was a dancer they
used to call me twix
really why because i was skinny and had a lot of veins oh yeah i like the twix
yeah
dang man was that a fun sport it was fun it was fun it was fun and would you do
the splits as well
out there no i didn't do the splits i didn't do the splits but um what i did
come to learn is the
women of of 200 plus pounds or more they tip much better than everyone else oh
yeah yeah they did
did they because they want to they tip they tip well and would you ever get
hired by those women
for sexual at times at times yeah at times yeah and is it more challenging i
feel like
do you have to do more for a more of a ruben-esque woman i've been with some
probably medium-sized
girls i've never been with like a a real more of a larger bigger larger maybe
yeah you know like i've
never been with like a big x the plug type 200 plus i love i love yeah i love
that god i just do i just
do i got so many good stories man from back then it's just we'd be here all day
and would you but
would you guys ever go to like a uh drive-in movie or what would y'all do holy
shit speaking of drive-in
i haven't been to a drive-in in years i don't even do they still have drive-in
theaters especially here
in florida that would be a great date i'm so glad you brought that up yeah i
would love to get to a drive-in
out there with a lady yeah that'd be dope was it ever scary going over to a
woman's house absolutely
not no because i already know i yeah no i'm nothing to be scared of let me be
scared of i'm just i'm
going to perform to put on a show and was there a certain amount of time you
had to do sex for you
could just was it like part-time or full-time kind of well it depends on what
she picks from yeah
yeah depending on how much depending on what you got cash or check no i don't
do checks cash cash up
yeah so you've always been entrepreneurial huh yeah most definitely you gotta
start you gotta start
somewhere and would you wear a special suit or a bandana or anything no no just
just banana hammock
just casual attire huh oh yeah yeah you put would you lotion up that wiener
whatever you lotion up
everywhere yeah yeah oiled up yeah especially when i come on stage yeah oh yeah
oh you don't even
knock you just slide through the lock right on in come on right on in
Thank you.
Thank you.