Name: Last Comic Standing Feb. 2006
Uploaded: 2008-03-25T04:47:57.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Last Comic Standing Feb. 2006' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2008-03-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Last Comic Standing Feb. 2006' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2008-03-25. Transcript available.

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Taking the stage right now is your other last comic downloaded vote leader feeler
Theo Vaughn
Yes, indeed
Thank you. Hello America. Thank you guys for having me back. Thank you very
much
Greatly appreciate it greatly appreciate it. Love Los Angeles man. I love LA
dude. I think it's a great place. Yeah
It's a good place, but I like best as a celebrity. You know you get to see a
lot of celebrities like the other day
I saw Britney Spears. She's hot, you know, but I don't get is her husband. Have
you seen this guy?
Kay fed, you know like he's a badass, but he's a dancer
Say pick a path cracker
Say can you imagine this dude trying to start a fight with you at a bar? He
would be like let's take it outside six seven eight
I'm gonna hit you in the aye aye aye
Ridiculous man ridiculous
Got a pretty crazy life man. My father was 70 years old when I was born
seven zero
Gets better
My mother was 32
Here yeah
Basically make me a product of loose skin and loose morals if you look at it
like that
It's interesting growing up with a father in his 70s because of the quality
time that we would spend
Shortly after I was born my dad had one of his strokes. So so we were both
learning to walk at the same time
We used to have little races for cookies
Soft batch
And we would play games like catch or don't
And my favorite is dad sleeping or is he no longer with us?
Your turn to hold the mirror under his nose
It's a real party got a defibrillator for Christmas one year
Six years old. That's a heavy gift
Play superheroes with my buddies are like I'm Batman you're like I'm clear man
You girls will play house we played assisted living center
You got to build a bunch of ramps
Everybody eats at four in the afternoon
Get out of hand
The teacher at school be like well Theo eat all your vegetables. Don't you want
to grow up big and strong like your daddy?
My dad can't turn his neck
And he sits when he pees I
Don't know what I want to eat lady
Just don't want to go home
The kids at school be like well my dad can beat up your dad
Well, yeah
Your dad's got more organs than my dad
But my dad used to bang your grandmother
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Thank you for your support America. Thank you very much NBC. You guys have a
great night. Enjoy the show
All right, I'm sure we're gonna be seen a lot more Theo