Name: Theo Takes Glenny Balls to UFC / Powerslap For the First Time
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Takes Glenny Balls to UFC / Powerslap For the First Time' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-04. Transcript available.

we went to power slap unbelievable what'd you think is your first time
unbelievable i mean being
thanks to you obviously we're in the first row being that close and seeing it
hearing it the
the sounds of it is the craziest part yeah i can't believe they though my only
complaint actually is
the bigger guys at the end they're so big they don't fall so the third guy what
was his name
blackburn he was a nut it was awesome because those guys were falling i don't
know if you
remember the one guy fell friggin he got slapped and then his he fell so hard
his face hit the
little middle thing they use he got double hit it was unbelievable power slap
was awesome it was
we were almost like it was like it's more like a party environment like just
talking to everybody
hanging out and then it's like instead of a band is playing it's just big guys
get slapped yeah it's
kind of like you're sitting there having a snack or chatting or having a um ice
water or something
and then you can feel everybody's about somebody's about to slap somebody in
the corner of the room
everybody literally goes silent for one second looks over somebody slaps the
living
lights out of somebody else and then
and it's so cool because like oh my god me and caleb went to our first ufc saturday
and there's a few moments where you saw something like when you make that face
you make that face
every single fight in power slap yeah every single time you see it it's just
holy literally holy
shit oh it's overwhelming and the one big guy remember he was going right and
then he just started
hit with his left that was a stunning moment yeah he's like the cow rip in a
fucking a power slap
whatever that dude can just share yeah he can play from both sides he was on i
think he i think he did
announce it because then they kept saying oh he's going left this time he's
going left i thought it was
a surprise i thought he surprised left but it wasn't oh it would be great but
they announce this is one
thing it's about power slap they announce like all right it's left on one it
just tells you like so you
like what hand he's using it's just a wild scene it's a wild scene and there's
all first of all
there's all these influencers there right so you're like everybody's like an
influence it's like oh yeah
have you met salad boy or whatever and it's like who and they're like yeah this
is salad boy he can
meet uh they're like he doesn't have any arms but watch him mix up this salad
or whatever
you're like he's like i've mixed over two thousand people walk in the room the
risk there's clearly
there yeah i wish he was there but yeah it's like salad boy or then like there
was like a black
guy and he's like oh this is my son he can't he oh you've seen him on tiktok he
counted to a million
one time you're like i don't give a fuck is he the kid asking you for money
yeah i don't know that
this is the best though but yeah they're like hey will you just do a video of
my son just you
guys count to 20 together so i'm like dude i don't give a fuck dude don't do 10
yeah dude i'll do
five with this kid but i want to just go sit back down but the craziest thing
that was happening
if our staff was uh that the box terence crawford was there and he has a couple
of beautiful young
children i think they were his children i think they were too because they were
around him yeah
most of the night unless he was by us yeah he was like and the kids would come
up to you
and they'd be like hey give me a hundred dollars right but then you were
talking to somebody else
and i was talking to the kid and i said oh sorry what are you asking him he
just goes oh i lost the
bet i want to see if i'm gonna have a hundred dollars
but then at a certain point i didn't bet with him right because i don't know i
mean he's a child or
whatever and then he comes back a little while later and he's like pay up pay
up son he said
this kid's like it's a six year and there was three of them like a six maybe an
eight and a nine
and they're like pay up motherfucker or whatever or pay up son pay up so now i'm
like yeah there's
here it's covered with this him right there yeah i think it was the one on the
right it was him on
the right and uh so anyway now you're like well i can't i have to pay like i'm
what is what if
this kid goes back to his dad one of the greatest fighters in the world and
goes dad
this guy lost a bet to me and won't pay it to me dude dude that's it's so scary
to think about too
like terence clover could kill both of us yeah so easily and so easily all that
kid has to go do
is dad this guy's being that's all it needs for a dad to get activated and we're
like fatherhood's
gonna kick in and then who's done you and i guess me because i'm with you by
proxy oh we're eating
charcuterie through a freaking bag yeah we're sipping it through a colostomy
bag
ew i can't have i can never have that happen man that would be sad oh it was so
sad so yeah i had
to give each one of those kids like 40 and i'm like these kids are hitmen and
they were going to
every person in there i bet those kids made six racks in there did you actually
give them the money
yeah what the hell are you going to do the one kid had freaking cornrows yeah
yeah here have a great time
yeah i hope yeah good luck it was a big one for him we got to see some slaps
made some money
he was on the clock but yeah power slaps nuts man dude one of the nuttiest
things is dude
they slap each other and then i remember the first time i ever went i'm waiting
for an uber after it
and one of the guys who had been slapped is waiting for in the uber line i'm
like what
you can't even just go to the cab yeah i think i'm i'm like 95 sure allegedly
it was the same dude
i mean his head was swollen and he looked like it had to be yeah their faces
were so red and he got
into the uber showed up he gets in through the trunk of it i'm like this guy is
fucking all right their
brains got to be destroyed everything about it i don't know how do they train
who do they train with who
did they hit how does it because if you're if you're training with a guy you're
taking the hits
how would you not then want to be the hitter as well so who are you training
yeah that's a good
point like who's someone just taking the hits just them and training yeah dude
if you're just doing
hitting was yeah what guys you'd be like yeah i'll come over there and let you
hit me 15 times you can
practice but yeah i won't hit you back i'll just chill out like how could you
not also want to be in
spider slap yeah so dude second slap into it it looks like you've been eating
wasps or something
it's like your whole face is swollen and some of the guys would get hit up high
like in the eye area
one guy was taking chin because they were calling the fouls too that didn't get
in the head seems
scary one guy close to the eye eye was terrible it's just crazy and the one guy
that was getting in
the uber one time he's like yeah man i'm going to catch a movie with my girl or
whatever and i was like
what the you better sleep yeah you better dude anything actually and i was like
dude anything
that keeps you awake for three hours sounds good to us right now dude i hope it's
a long i hope it's
a damn titanic yeah do not rest godfather one and two but i mean dude it was a
fun time it was it was
really cool i enjoyed it it was very cool it was fun man shout out to uh to nicole
that helps us get
over there and have fun and they have like it is fun like you're going in there
and there's all these
different like like people that you've seen from like different things online
tick tock everything
yeah max crosby was there it's cool to meet cheryl hines yeah she was such an
angel i was so scared
to say big fan i felt i felt bad because she was hanging but i'm a huge curb
guy so i was like i was
she was one person i will say that like me and caleb's job we do meet a lot of
famous people she i didn't
know she was coming when i started i was like wow it kind of took me back a
little bit like i've just i've just
watched kerb my whole life so i was like oh my god show hunts yeah i've never
seen kerber enthusiasm
but i i know people love it so much i'll probably watch it when i get married
or something but
good show 12 seasons though it's a long haul really yeah i just redid it a few
a few months
ago i decided to do a full re-watch at this age yeah do something else man you
can watch this
later i know i mean something like if i'm like like a monday night i got
nothing to do i'll watch a
show yeah i think about doing a sopranos re-watch i haven't watched watch sopranos
in a long time
honestly you should do that in a theater and have people come have like a food
experience for people
wow that's a good idea kind of like our our day we were talking about at
breakfast the other day
me and caleb's idea i don't know yeah you and caleb need an airbnb yeah and
then we for the record
me and caleb were thinking about starting an airbnb empire in three different
cities and making it our
own experience in each airbnb i don't know i don't know if i will do it but we
may try it'd be great and
like have like a confessional in it where people that are going there if it's
like a bachelor party
a bachelorette then go in there and give a nice message to the bachelor or bachelorette
yeah that
confession idea from you was a great idea you guys could compile those and make
that like part of it
and part of the experience too that you get this back or you get a video of the
of your weekend of
just people popping in and saying nice things stuff like that's important yeah
almost like i agree
people don't say enough nice things to people it's nice when people just are
just saying like
every now and then i'm gonna start doing it to you too every now and then if it's
like a sunday and i'm
maybe a little buzzed having some drinks with my friends and i'm in a good mood
i'll just text
people and be like hey i miss you hope all as well you're a good guy you're a
stud
i think you do a really nice job of that man you make people feel super welcome
i think you know
you're like a welcome mat with black olives on the edges of it oh i appreciate
that that's the greek
side of me but um that's good i mean speaking of that i gotta i gotta commend
you i mean same to
you you're so like seeing you this weekend at powers up you're so nice to
everybody so courteous to
everybody like powers up literally i've never seen you were like a paul mccartney
you're like a beetle
really you're so nice to everybody yeah i think sometimes i don't notice it
unless i start to get
like super uncomfortable you know i don't know but we had a great time dude
great time thank you for
everything it was a blast oh thank you guys dude one of the reasons i went was
because you guys were
going to be there i knew it was going to be somebody else's first events um
what did you think about
the ufc because it was your first ufc as well yeah it was our first ufc ufc was
fun it was just um it
was a blast but what time did y'all show up we got there at seven so we were
there for the main event
it was it was really cool to see i didn't make a little parlay before we got
there and did lose
pretty quickly i won the first one with that um fan gray-haired gentleman
thinking like danish or
something uh darius yes but then i took uh cara france i loved his vibe at the
weigh-ins and that was
that was a tough one because his when he was doing the way-ins with like haka
thing like he was doing i said this
guy's the man i gotta take this and his brother was right behind us too when he
lost he was getting
super into it there was some crazy fights dude i saw that one fight it was van
versus he did win
though because i remember someone out the way and came up to me before the day
before and was like
you gotta bet van tomorrow you gotta bet man tomorrow and i forgot to and as
soon as he won i was like
ah he came out of the blue it was like just hyping van up yeah it was roy volvers
van dude i'd never
seen this they took there were times where they knocked each other out and then
hit him again so quick
that he knocked him back in dude i'd never seen that in my life i saw it i
swear to god i saw it
two times in this match a guy knocked a guy out and then knocked him right back
in i was like yeah
for i was like he's high and it's like oh he's in no he came right back yeah i
mean the guys are
insane they're sickos and it's so it's cool to see like how like much respect
they have for each other
too like after the gunfighting it's it's nuts and it's crazy to see the whole
arena is just huge fight
fans and i i felt kind of weird because i didn't really know anything everyone's
talking about like the
strategy of everything different moves what they should do who do you like i'm
just like guys this
is my first time i've i don't even i don't even know who's fighting yeah but it
was fun to see i've
always wanted to go to one it was very cool to see i will continue definitely
continue watching the big
ones the ones are fun yeah i think you can get into it i think one thing that i
that helped me get into
it because i ufc was scary to me at first right i never grew up being able to
really like defend for
myself or whatever type so i think just fighting in general i mean i've been in
some fights but
i wouldn't say i was doing great in them yeah you know i'm i'm i've only been
in one too yeah yeah
not a lot i'm not not a fighter oh when i get really old i'm fighting motherfuckers
hey second i go to him with senior karrison or whatever i'm first dude i get in
that
comes up to me getting loud or whatever even if he's lost and he's just loud
because he can't hear
fuck him dog he's going down bro done that's it for him he's had a long he's
had a long life done
but that's gonna let everybody know what everybody else in there henry whoever
lives in that that i'm there

Theo Takes Glenny Balls to UFC / Powerslap For the First Time

we went to power slap unbelievable what'd you think is your first time
unbelievable i mean being
thanks to you obviously we're in the first row being that close and seeing it
hearing it the
the sounds of it is the craziest part yeah i can't believe they though my only
complaint actually is
the bigger guys at the end they're so big they don't fall so the third guy what
was his name
blackburn he was a nut it was awesome because those guys were falling i don't
know if you
remember the one guy fell friggin he got slapped and then his he fell so hard
his face hit the
little middle thing they use he got double hit it was unbelievable power slap
was awesome it was
we were almost like it was like it's more like a party environment like just
talking to everybody
hanging out and then it's like instead of a band is playing it's just big guys
get slapped yeah it's
kind of like you're sitting there having a snack or chatting or having a um ice
water or something
and then you can feel everybody's about somebody's about to slap somebody in
the corner of the room
everybody literally goes silent for one second looks over somebody slaps the
living
lights out of somebody else and then
and it's so cool because like oh my god me and caleb went to our first ufc saturday
and there's a few moments where you saw something like when you make that face
you make that face
every single fight in power slap yeah every single time you see it it's just
holy literally holy
shit oh it's overwhelming and the one big guy remember he was going right and
then he just started
hit with his left that was a stunning moment yeah he's like the cow rip in a
fucking a power slap
whatever that dude can just share yeah he can play from both sides he was on i
think he i think he did
announce it because then they kept saying oh he's going left this time he's
going left i thought it was
a surprise i thought he surprised left but it wasn't oh it would be great but
they announce this is one
thing it's about power slap they announce like all right it's left on one it
just tells you like so you
like what hand he's using it's just a wild scene it's a wild scene and there's
all first of all
there's all these influencers there right so you're like everybody's like an
influence it's like oh yeah
have you met salad boy or whatever and it's like who and they're like yeah this
is salad boy he can
meet uh they're like he doesn't have any arms but watch him mix up this salad
or whatever
you're like he's like i've mixed over two thousand people walk in the room the
risk there's clearly
there yeah i wish he was there but yeah it's like salad boy or then like there
was like a black
guy and he's like oh this is my son he can't he oh you've seen him on tiktok he
counted to a million
one time you're like i don't give a fuck is he the kid asking you for money
yeah i don't know that
this is the best though but yeah they're like hey will you just do a video of
my son just you
guys count to 20 together so i'm like dude i don't give a fuck dude don't do 10
yeah dude i'll do
five with this kid but i want to just go sit back down but the craziest thing
that was happening
if our staff was uh that the box terence crawford was there and he has a couple
of beautiful young
children i think they were his children i think they were too because they were
around him yeah
most of the night unless he was by us yeah he was like and the kids would come
up to you
and they'd be like hey give me a hundred dollars right but then you were
talking to somebody else
and i was talking to the kid and i said oh sorry what are you asking him he
just goes oh i lost the
bet i want to see if i'm gonna have a hundred dollars
but then at a certain point i didn't bet with him right because i don't know i
mean he's a child or
whatever and then he comes back a little while later and he's like pay up pay
up son he said
this kid's like it's a six year and there was three of them like a six maybe an
eight and a nine
and they're like pay up motherfucker or whatever or pay up son pay up so now i'm
like yeah there's
here it's covered with this him right there yeah i think it was the one on the
right it was him on
the right and uh so anyway now you're like well i can't i have to pay like i'm
what is what if
this kid goes back to his dad one of the greatest fighters in the world and
goes dad
this guy lost a bet to me and won't pay it to me dude dude that's it's so scary
to think about too
like terence clover could kill both of us yeah so easily and so easily all that
kid has to go do
is dad this guy's being that's all it needs for a dad to get activated and we're
like fatherhood's
gonna kick in and then who's done you and i guess me because i'm with you by
proxy oh we're eating
charcuterie through a freaking bag yeah we're sipping it through a colostomy
bag
ew i can't have i can never have that happen man that would be sad oh it was so
sad so yeah i had
to give each one of those kids like 40 and i'm like these kids are hitmen and
they were going to
every person in there i bet those kids made six racks in there did you actually
give them the money
yeah what the hell are you going to do the one kid had freaking cornrows yeah
yeah here have a great time
yeah i hope yeah good luck it was a big one for him we got to see some slaps
made some money
he was on the clock but yeah power slaps nuts man dude one of the nuttiest
things is dude
they slap each other and then i remember the first time i ever went i'm waiting
for an uber after it
and one of the guys who had been slapped is waiting for in the uber line i'm
like what
you can't even just go to the cab yeah i think i'm i'm like 95 sure allegedly
it was the same dude
i mean his head was swollen and he looked like it had to be yeah their faces
were so red and he got
into the uber showed up he gets in through the trunk of it i'm like this guy is
fucking all right their
brains got to be destroyed everything about it i don't know how do they train
who do they train with who
did they hit how does it because if you're if you're training with a guy you're
taking the hits
how would you not then want to be the hitter as well so who are you training
yeah that's a good
point like who's someone just taking the hits just them and training yeah dude
if you're just doing
hitting was yeah what guys you'd be like yeah i'll come over there and let you
hit me 15 times you can
practice but yeah i won't hit you back i'll just chill out like how could you
not also want to be in
spider slap yeah so dude second slap into it it looks like you've been eating
wasps or something
it's like your whole face is swollen and some of the guys would get hit up high
like in the eye area
one guy was taking chin because they were calling the fouls too that didn't get
in the head seems
scary one guy close to the eye eye was terrible it's just crazy and the one guy
that was getting in
the uber one time he's like yeah man i'm going to catch a movie with my girl or
whatever and i was like
what the you better sleep yeah you better dude anything actually and i was like
dude anything
that keeps you awake for three hours sounds good to us right now dude i hope it's
a long i hope it's
a damn titanic yeah do not rest godfather one and two but i mean dude it was a
fun time it was it was
really cool i enjoyed it it was very cool it was fun man shout out to uh to nicole
that helps us get
over there and have fun and they have like it is fun like you're going in there
and there's all these
different like like people that you've seen from like different things online
tick tock everything
yeah max crosby was there it's cool to meet cheryl hines yeah she was such an
angel i was so scared
to say big fan i felt i felt bad because she was hanging but i'm a huge curb
guy so i was like i was
she was one person i will say that like me and caleb's job we do meet a lot of
famous people she i didn't
know she was coming when i started i was like wow it kind of took me back a
little bit like i've just i've just
watched kerb my whole life so i was like oh my god show hunts yeah i've never
seen kerber enthusiasm
but i i know people love it so much i'll probably watch it when i get married
or something but
good show 12 seasons though it's a long haul really yeah i just redid it a few
a few months
ago i decided to do a full re-watch at this age yeah do something else man you
can watch this
later i know i mean something like if i'm like like a monday night i got
nothing to do i'll watch a
show yeah i think about doing a sopranos re-watch i haven't watched watch sopranos
in a long time
honestly you should do that in a theater and have people come have like a food
experience for people
wow that's a good idea kind of like our our day we were talking about at
breakfast the other day
me and caleb's idea i don't know yeah you and caleb need an airbnb yeah and
then we for the record
me and caleb were thinking about starting an airbnb empire in three different
cities and making it our
own experience in each airbnb i don't know i don't know if i will do it but we
may try it'd be great and
like have like a confessional in it where people that are going there if it's
like a bachelor party
a bachelorette then go in there and give a nice message to the bachelor or bachelorette
yeah that
confession idea from you was a great idea you guys could compile those and make
that like part of it
and part of the experience too that you get this back or you get a video of the
of your weekend of
just people popping in and saying nice things stuff like that's important yeah
almost like i agree
people don't say enough nice things to people it's nice when people just are
just saying like
every now and then i'm gonna start doing it to you too every now and then if it's
like a sunday and i'm
maybe a little buzzed having some drinks with my friends and i'm in a good mood
i'll just text
people and be like hey i miss you hope all as well you're a good guy you're a
stud
i think you do a really nice job of that man you make people feel super welcome
i think you know
you're like a welcome mat with black olives on the edges of it oh i appreciate
that that's the greek
side of me but um that's good i mean speaking of that i gotta i gotta commend
you i mean same to
you you're so like seeing you this weekend at powers up you're so nice to
everybody so courteous to
everybody like powers up literally i've never seen you were like a paul mccartney
you're like a beetle
really you're so nice to everybody yeah i think sometimes i don't notice it
unless i start to get
like super uncomfortable you know i don't know but we had a great time dude
great time thank you for
everything it was a blast oh thank you guys dude one of the reasons i went was
because you guys were
going to be there i knew it was going to be somebody else's first events um
what did you think about
the ufc because it was your first ufc as well yeah it was our first ufc ufc was
fun it was just um it
was a blast but what time did y'all show up we got there at seven so we were
there for the main event
it was it was really cool to see i didn't make a little parlay before we got
there and did lose
pretty quickly i won the first one with that um fan gray-haired gentleman
thinking like danish or
something uh darius yes but then i took uh cara france i loved his vibe at the
weigh-ins and that was
that was a tough one because his when he was doing the way-ins with like haka
thing like he was doing i said this
guy's the man i gotta take this and his brother was right behind us too when he
lost he was getting
super into it there was some crazy fights dude i saw that one fight it was van
versus he did win
though because i remember someone out the way and came up to me before the day
before and was like
you gotta bet van tomorrow you gotta bet man tomorrow and i forgot to and as
soon as he won i was like
ah he came out of the blue it was like just hyping van up yeah it was roy volvers
van dude i'd never
seen