Name: OKC 107.7 It Might Be Mice
Uploaded: 2011-05-16T05:21:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'OKC 107.7 It Might Be Mice' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2011-05-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'OKC 107.7 It Might Be Mice' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2011-05-16. Transcript available.

Among my favorite Led Zeppelin songs in the whole world,
Misty Mountain Hop there on 107.7KRXO.
Theo Vaughn this weekend at the Looney Bin Comedy Club,
8 and 10.30 tonight, tomorrow, 9 o'clock on Sunday.
And if you want free tickets, call 239-424-2239.
Ha ha.
I noticed that you have got the little flip video thing out here
that's working like a fart in church right now.
Like a thin mitten.
Are you a big social media guy?
Do you do the twattering thing?
Yeah, man.
I got my twatter rocking right now.
I'm twatting the whole universe.
We're just sending out.
I'm twatting.
We're sending out.
We're just firing it out there.
That's a tweet right there.
I'm twatting the universe.
We're firing it.
I got to say, I got to charge my twatters running out of juice.
So, I do actually, man.
I started this website about a year ago called cranktext.com.
Right.
Where I just started texting random phone numbers.
Completely random.
Like, completely.
Like, I've texted over 20,000 numbers all across America.
I'm actually in a relationship with a guy right now who thinks I'm a girl.
He thinks I'm in a mental health care facility.
And I'm not even joking.
He thinks I made him this little hat.
I have this hat.
You guys can't see it.
But it's like a little top hat that like a little dancer would wear.
Like a little midget dancer.
And I'm mailing it to him.
He thinks I'm in this mental health facility.
I'm mailing it this to him as a gift.
But basically, the website is I text random people.
Say I text 300 people and be like, hey, it's Allison.
One guy's like, oh, Allison, how have you been?
I'm like, awesome.
He's like, hey, I'm in town.
I'm going to come over tonight.
Maybe bring a bottle of wine.
I'm like, sure.
Can you pick up some ice and some chips?
So next thing you know, some dude is heading over to some chick's house.
And showing up on To Catch a Predator.
Yeah.
And getting some lemonade.
That's one thing about To Catch a Predator.
All sex predators like lemonade.
How did they know that?
Like, make some lemonade.
He's like, hmm, all righty.
Nothing goes with a little fella like a cool glass of refreshment.
But anyway, the website is called CrankTax.com.
And there's hundreds of conversations on there.
I mean, ones where I'm starting elementary school ROTC programs.
There's ones where I'm running blood drives.
I sold guns and grenades to a dude in Indiana one time.
So it's all on there.
It's real.
Their voicemails are on there.
And I'm actually going to be texting Oklahoma City this whole weekend.
So look out.
Except if you get a strange text, don't respond.
Yep, sorry.
You might get a special little hat in the mail from your lover.
Theo Vaughn at the Looney Bin this weekend, 8 and 10, 30 tonight, tomorrow, 9 o'clock
on Sunday.
You want some free tickets to one of the shows, 239-4242-239.
Ha ha, look up CrankTax.com.
We'll put the link up on the Carrick's.
Okay, also Facebook page because we're twatterers, too.
Theo, thanks for coming by, man.
Hope you have a great set of shows this weekend.
You bet, man.
We're better than Texas.
We'll see you all this weekend.
Stick around.
Dire straits and weather next.