Name: This Past Weekend: Doing Steroids in Atlanta (June 20th)
Uploaded: 2016-06-22T01:54:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'This Past Weekend: Doing Steroids in Atlanta (June 20th)' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-06-22. Transcript available. Doing Steroids in Atlanta, and Doug Loves Movies.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'This Past Weekend: Doing Steroids in Atlanta (June 20th)' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-06-22. Transcript available. Doing Steroids in Atlanta, and Doug Loves Movies.

What up guys, it's Friday. I'm here on this little Christmas couch here. Ooh,
fa la la la la la la la lazy. We're in Atlanta this weekend. I'm about to go on
the radio station. I'm happy to be here. I'm back in the south. My aunt used to
live down the street, but she went crazy. I think kind of a little bit. Still
sweet woman though, but she lost it a little bit in the brain. But that runs in
my family, so that's not any fault of her own.
My uncle took me to a liquor store around here once, and I met a peepin' Tom.
Or not a peepin' Tom, I met a flasher. So the opposite of a peepin' Tom, I
guess. Because a peepin' Tom like come and see your vittles from the window,
but a flasher like kind of shopping her vittles around, I guess. She kind of
like a outgoing peepin' Tom that's a woman, I guess. I don't know. Anyway, good
to be here in Atlanta. I'm going to take you guys on a little bit of what goes
on. This is This Past Weekend.
This Past Weekend.
We got radio.
Fuck yeah, dude. Damn, bro.
What's up, bro?
Y'all got some adult pedophiles in here, dude. I like that. How are you?
No, but you said I was ripped a little bit, and you said I had-
Yeah, you look cavalier, brother.
Yeah, cavalier, but you said I had confederate arms.
Yeah, you got those guns on you, dude.
Confederate arms.
And they ain't new-age cannons, Zooty. Those things are just, you know, unaccurate
but deadly.
We're about to go do Doug Loves Movies at the Punchline with Doug Benson. I'm a
big fan of his.
Ooh, I like it. I like it. I say, yeah. I say, yeah.
We just want to punch on you. Look at that dude, huh? What are you doing over
there? Is that dude a terrorist, bro? Y'all know him?
I appreciate it, man. Have a good one. Yeah, I'ma break 'em on, bro.
They got the Landmark Diner Punchline Comedy Club right there, bam. That's the
club right there.
What's up, man? You killed it the other night.
Oh, thanks, man. You guys had a good time?
Yeah, we're gonna be a guest on the show.
Yeah, y'all gonna be on it?
Yeah, we're going inside. We're waiting for everybody.
So we getting in here right now. Let's see what's up.
Strong bear! What's up?
What's up, you fucking wild animal dude? How are you?
Man, is your wife? Yeah.
What's your name? Miranda.
Nice to meet you.
I'm just making my blog.
This is my buddy, Papa Strong Bear right here.
Hello.
This is his lovely wife, Miranda, right there.
Where you guys live at?
South Carolina.
Yeah.
Chirault, South Carolina.
Chirault.
That shit sounds racist and awesome.
This is Doug's crowd. That's the stage.
We're backstage right here. We got Doug Loves Movies.
Guys, how are you guys?
What up?
Are y'all on it today? Who's on it?
Tom, Jesse on it?
I'm fucking watching.
I'm a fan today.
Tom's a fan?
I'll be on the panel.
I'll be up there.
Hell yeah.
That's what I love about Atlanta, dude.
Everybody having a good time.
Hey, hey, hey, hey everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
We're over here. We're over here. We're over here.
We're over here.
Why you got your camera there poised and ready to go, Keo? What's going on
there?
Oh, just letting my moms in wonder what I'm up to.
And she just thinks I'm just lonely and I'm like, no, there's a little more to
my life than that.
So tonight's the last show in Atlanta. I got a little sick. I'm kind of not
feeling that good. My throat is sore. So I'm going in by the doctors.
I think I'm out of tonsillitis, bro.
Good. I think I just got a throat really sore.
Okay, got you. Go ahead and sign me and call me, please.
It's good. I just woke up like that little thing that hangs down the back of
your throat.
It's just like big.
Okay. You don't think I'm going to die or anything, do you?
No, why?
Okay, good.
I might die.
Yeah, so now I just got to wait for the doctor, man.
Sometimes I think, I think I could have been a doctor, bro.
Being a doctor, a lot of it is first you got to come in the room, you walk in,
right?
Hey, how's it going today? I'm doctor so-and-so.
Then you do something over there real quick, right?
And then you put those on and then you get that thing that's around your neck,
right?
Then you make me feel like I am sick by doing stuff to me.
Treat me like you're an alien and I'm just a redneck.
Now, let me ask you this. Have you been exposed to anything recently?
I got to get a couple of steroid shots in my eye.
One is the steroid, one is the antibiotic.
Try to relax, don't move, don't jump, do not tense up.
Relax, don't tense, don't move, don't jump.
Whew, the dude gave it to me, bruh.
You know, and I think he was, you know, he's into some of that.
Guess what, he's still alive.
Still alive, got him.
Yup. That's awesome.
They got me.
I'ma try. If I die, I'll be across the street, alright?
Alright, so I got two shots in my ass.
Had to get a couple of pricks in the ass, daddy's back on track.
Heading across to the comedy club now.
Thank you to anybody in Atlanta that came out, Punchline, Doug Benson for
having me on Doug Loves Movies.
Now I'm actually going to, I'm flying into Panama City.
My step family's down at, somewhere on the beach in Florida, so.
How we doing, we good?
Northwest Florida Beach, as I think it's called.
What are you flying into?
I'm flying into, uh...
You wanted anywhere good?
No.
No?
Oh yeah, no.
No.
Yeah.
Uh, just landed here in Florida.
Already have seen some fucking dirt haircuts, bruh.
We're out here at the beach.
How you living, player? Good?
Yep.
Him and his brother playing games, they're children.
Coming in hot!
They're children, so they're doing...
Children activities.
Come anyway, hey.
Hey.