Name: This Past Weekend: Charlotte (August 28th)
Uploaded: 2016-08-30T20:27:41.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'This Past Weekend: Charlotte (August 28th)' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-08-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'This Past Weekend: Charlotte (August 28th)' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-08-30. Transcript available.

all right this morning we're doing uh opie and jimmy uh two men i admire i'm
doing all right
so you gotta check in for uh opie and jimmy all right there jim norton right
here about
who is taping his new hour soon huh
jesus god we just saw the commercial break right now it's not the body it's
what i was saying the
whole time what about the cat the head is made out of something else and never
was cat good is a
euphemism for the strings and it was never made out of cats it was animal
intestines this past weekend
we have we have a man that can answer that possibly we have a filmmaker
i haven't been to charlotte in years trying to think of the last time i even
been to charlotte
dude i've probably been in more girls named charlotte
damn this thing might crash
all right it's friday we ain't got to do
me and dave hitting this media run here sorry man mike
damn dave did i saw cam newton yesterday no i heard oh yeah
big mike trying to holler at cool beans over here baby cool beans you got a man
or no no no
oh oh big mike
my my dream man is justin timberlake so i'm trying to hold out waiting to go woody
and wilcox
that's the boys in there chelsea in there oh i thought that was a man but that's
a woman
like pills to get them air fresheners by our heads i used to date a girl i
dated a girl her uh her
forehead smell like meat a little bit like a light meat not a pastrami
something less scented than
that maybe like a seasoned beef ah you know yeah a little brisket studio here
how are you guys good
nice just vlog stuff yeah i'm gonna drop this in my vlog uh woody and wilcox
show you guys can check
it out and they got this beautiful little sister right here huh you sound urban
you sound urban on
the airwaves you know that no i thought you did that really yeah i like it huh
a lot of these women
are sprouting cocks now michael andin loved the coffee colonic did you know
that lord is telling us
she said i'm here to let you know the truth man it's a little joe like a cup of
joe in his butt
i sometimes i need that myself heck yeah man that's a suppository that's not
even a cup she's got
that's a uh that's a dark rose suppository thanks you ever done a little bit of
dark rose my sister
used to date brothers so let me get a hug real quick i'll see you soon huh i
want to see my boy papa
strong bear he one of the wildest little wiggers in the game i got that cavalier
attire what's up ladies
i'm good strong b what's up man you dang pedophile how are you brother
welcome brother welcome to charlotte charlotte the city the big city it is man
it's big for you guys
huh now you guys aren't married as well are you no okay because last time i
know you've married a
strong bear satan look at that dude beautiful man look at that bone on there
look at them balls on
it are beautiful though this is that original twerker right there damn boy
making that body bread out the
back i can't believe you used to be a damn well driller i used to be a well driller
you got to go way down
deep in there just get real deep what's in there water you ever eating horse no
i've had pony though
beautiful huh yeah it's just theo von t-h-e-o-v-o-n she might be my wife one
day you got a husband
oh you can put me in one of these little cages girl
look who showed up boy the fucking champ wow squad dog right there
Thank you.