Name: Theo and Katt Williams Imagine Coming Back as Another Ethnicity
Uploaded: 2025-07-10T15:00:40.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Katt Williams Imagine Coming Back as Another Ethnicity' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Katt Williams Imagine Coming Back as Another Ethnicity' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-10. Transcript available.

yeah sometimes i think about what it would be like like if i were like another
ethnicity you
know you ever imagine like that like if you was an asian guy like if you could
handle it
no i um you ever had dreams like that where you're asian i'm not sure if you
have those when you're
black like i'm saying i i was born black so i was born a superior being a
superb specimen if you will
uh as far as human creations are concerned so i never wanted to be anything
other than that
i wanted to know how other people felt uh so i didn't um but you never like
thought i want to be
that no yeah no i but but but maybe some of that is because i didn't think that
was possible like i like um
yeah like i i didn't i didn't see it from a um negative perspective i i saw it
from a positive
perspective right you know what i mean like like i'm in the driver's seat i don't
yeah it'd be cool to be a passenger but i'm i like the seat i'm in
that makes sense yeah i didn't think that i didn't think that uh chinese people
were
having more fun or doing yeah better things or i thought they were doing
different things and
yeah they're doing fine yeah and i was interested in knowing what those were
but it never dawned on
me that they might be better yeah you know what i mean right and i i had um i
had white friends that
were admirable but i i didn't imagine being white and i didn't think that they
imagined being black i
guess either but you have a great imagination which is what makes you world
class you know like you have
to have that because i i heard you tell the story of you know i know the
stories yeah i think because
i think about that a lot i guess of what it would be like to be different
ethnicities if i could handle
it you know if i would think it was fun i don't think that you would be as
different from yourself as you
or as a white guy as you imagine that you would be oh you would just be kind of
the same but just in
different shape right right what i'm saying is i don't i don't think that you
you because
so you think the thoughts and all are kind of the same then you think
like that's i'm almost certain i'm almost certain that you as a black guy are
also not the norm you're
not yeah you're um i could do it i think kind of a singular yeah you can you
can okay i would like
you know if i ever i don't know what i'm saying i'm trying to culture vulture
or whatever but i would
like if they ever give you if they do you know if they let people if i get to
do reincarnation i would
put in an application i know that okay so let's let's work this out let's work
this out because if
reincarnation is real um you have some say in it right that's right because you
probably get to apply
or talk to the manager i'm saying there's nobody else's opinion that would be
more valued than yours
right so let's decide so so where are you coming back what do you want to what
do you want to try
first i would uh ethnicity you mean don't go right to black okay i won't i'll
wait i'll wait yeah i'll
wait at least around or whatever i will do i don't know if i would i do a i don't
asian seems so
it feels like you could it feels easy to do kind of i hate to say that it just
seems yeah that's racist
sorry no it's okay okay yes i said it asian people oh i would be mexican seems
mexican seems cool
it's you're kind of almost a you're like a little black or whatever but you're
also
you're just right what was his name that came in your school oh no the first
man no the kid the first
mexican that we ever had in our school not constantine no nicholas nicholas
yeah right
right so you at least have some experience yeah you know how you could show up
you know and you could be
a hero and yeah not get ahead of yourself yeah yeah i would go easy into it i
wouldn't let anybody know
that i was had been there that i was uh it was my first time you know i think
you'd have to be
because sometimes i believe you have first times as a human even like you meet
some people when it's
like oh this is this person's first time being a human the soul like this is
right this is a damn
newborn you know right and then you meet some people you're like damn this
person is a sensei
this person has been they've been here before they've been here before right
but yeah i wouldn't
go do black first man i wouldn't yeah i would definitely yeah keep that for
like uh or i would
yeah i would try i would be i would be honored to do it if they let me do it
that's how what i would
say i i don't i don't speak for the entire delegation but uh and i would do my
best man we would be
that's out again as as a black guy we would be honored to have you um come
through apply our path
and um the only reason i said don't do it first is just because there are
certain things that go
along with it that you just don't know how you handle it you know yeah until
you got the dick of
a horse and then you just gotta figure this thing out like yeah oh yeah you got
a parallel park even
probably tougher you know everything is different a little bit different i'm
sure but yeah it'd be
yeah i don't know if i'd go a lot if yeah i would like to if especially if i
got to bring a friend
i would definitely do it man if i could you don't get to bring a friend so you
make new friends
with each of the you see what i'm saying like yeah
Thank you.