Name: Theo Asks BigXthaPlug If It's Dangerous Being a Rapper
Uploaded: 2025-08-02T15:45:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Asks BigXthaPlug If It's Dangerous Being a Rapper' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Asks BigXthaPlug If It's Dangerous Being a Rapper' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-02. Transcript available.

I was popular in school, but then it's like after that era faded out, I started
doing stuff that it's like you kind of don't want people to know who you are.
And now it's like I got to let people get this close to me before I know if
they're friend or foe.
So, of course, it bothered me, but I mean, it come with the job.
So, yeah, I just got to keep big guys like him around me.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good choice there.
And and yeah, is it more dangerous?
Because I think like it's funny sometimes if you're just like a regular guy,
nobody will try to shoot you.
But then when you're a rapper, people try to shoot you.
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
And it's just a lot of, you know, just like it's God in the world.
It's devil, you know, it's the devil to me, you know, the paths that some
people decide to take.
It's not always the right one.
So, you know, you've got to kind of be prepared for it.
Yeah, you're a target because everybody feel like you got all this money, all
of this.
When people don't even know, like, so a lot of these major artists, all they
have is that chain and that watch.
They don't got no money, you know.
So you just did what you did for a chain and a watch.
Me, I try to treat everybody as equal.
So like when a person walk up on me, I'm going to give you that picture.
I'm going to talk to you as if you're a normal person because that's what makes
somebody want to get you.
You know, I'm good.
You know, that's what set when you when you show them that separation.
Yeah, that's when they want what you're you're too fancy.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Yeah.
For rappers, it just feels like it just feels a little bit more dangerous.
I feel like, you know, like, do you have to keep like a EMT with like, like, do
your people know CPR and your team and stuff like that?
Or what is it like?
I ain't gonna lie, fellas.
If I get to that point, don't y'all put your lips on me.
Don't y'all put your lips on me.
Y'all find the nearest woman and y'all teach her how to do it.
But don't y'all put your lips on me.
Bro, you have some girl sitting there watching a YouTube video.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't.
No, I can't go through that.
Bro, you ain't going to feel it, bro.
You're going to be just.
But when I come to, that's a question you got to ask.
You know, when you come to and you say what happened, there's going to be that
guy that's in the back of the room like, you know, and I don't want to deal
with that.
Yeah, that's true.
You don't have to look him in the eye.
You got to.
You don't know whether to say thank you or let's fight.
Hey, chill, bro.
Exactly, exactly.
Hey, next time I ask first.
And then my partner's so funny that they ain't going to do nothing.
I'm going to make a joke about it.
I almost died.
And y'all talking about some, but y'all kids know.
Y'all kids.
You know, so.
You alive, but you're a little zesty now.
Just find the nearest woman.
Find the nearest woman for me.
I don't care how old she is.
Just find the nearest woman, please.
Yeah, that's what I just wonder.
I think I would keep, if I was in the rapper, I would have somebody bow and
arrow, somebody with a couple choppers on them, everything.
Rekos, everything.
Guns.
Fucking.
The little ninja thing.
Yeah, fucking hell, bro.
Magic metal, fucking ninja stars, all of that shit, boy.
I mean, you just, you know, you just pray for the best.
Axe.
I would have everything, bro.
I'd have somebody just walking around, look like they were in one of those
video games where they have all the weapons behind them like that.
Like when they get ready to go to war, they pack all of the weapons, but then
they don't use none of them.
Yeah, I know.
Well, even cops now, they got so many things on them.
They got a taser.
They got a gun.
They got a sling shot.
They got a pepper spray.
They got a fucking, you know, a thing of marbles.
They got all kind of shit on them, bro.
You'll see.
I've never seen an officer with a bag of marbles.
But they got so many things now, bro.
He got a camera.
They got a little spatula.
You know, a thing of just breath mints.
Dude, he's just shooting Mentos at people.
You know, they got, I couldn't even imagine running around with all that stuff
on me now.
Yeah, no, yeah, they do.
They got to chase people there.
Yeah, that's crazy.
On top of the vest.
Yeah, they're built like a 7-Eleven, and they got to run around and chase
everybody down.
It's too much.
Everybody would get away from me if I was in the police.
I'll catch you eventually.
Hey, I'll catch you in the future.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, let me see you again.
Because I couldn't, I wouldn't, you know.
Okay.