Name: Rizzler Explains Fortnite to Theo
Uploaded: 2025-08-07T04:56:58.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rizzler Explains Fortnite to Theo' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rizzler Explains Fortnite to Theo' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-07. Transcript available.

all right fellas if you need us don't need us you feel me dude i freaking hate
it i'll tell you
this straight up dude like what i hate is when like if i'm doing something at
home and my mom
needs me i was i was in a match of fortnight i was i was the there was there
was top three i was
the third person left and then guess what my mom calls me down right she'll go
clean the dishes
right and guess what out of nowhere she distracted me i got a headshot by a
sniper
and did she take any responsibility for it no what and then i went downstairs
and she was
cleaning the dishes already so she didn't even need your help no oh why do they
choose to operate
like that she was like oh i always have to do everything in this house oh yeah
i just took
a freaking slug to the head you know you just got domed out over there like god
oh but that's
the worst dude my mom will be like come help me and you're just like so furious
yeah and you can't
pause you can't just pause your can you pause your guy if you're like you can't
what do you tell the
other guys well well actually if you have a mic you're like like if you're only
allowed to like
talk to people if you have a mic okay like basically like this got it i have
like like the exact same
mic at mass okay yeah in my room so so when you're playing fortnight you can
just use your mic you tell
the guys but what do you tell them if your mom's calling like do you like well
usually in the match
you're not allowed only the people that are on your team because like you there's
a friends list of
people you can invite to your party and whoever's on your team to help you kill
the other people
like there's squads solos duos trios got it and but what do you like if your
mom's yelling i mean
what do you do when you get down there do you express frustration do you tell
her hey
or do you just you got to listen to mom i like i listen but like i'm like after
this match right
after this match after this after that it never ends though you know one time i
played fortnight
for until uh i forgot when was it but it was saturday till one o'clock in the
morning so basically all
day oh my god and do you take any breaks or whatever even urinate um yeah okay
yeah i don't want you
sitting there in a diaper or something playing i'm saying because you know you
got some of these crazy
people show me some of those kids in asia and their play they won't even they're
wearing diapers so
they don't have to get up and leave the console it's crazy it's a lot i can't
play a match by myself
you can't yeah i can't yeah it's too hard it's too hard but at least you know
your limitations right
that's very important dude um
Thank you.