Name: Theo and Dusty Slay Talk About the WNBA D*ldo Controversy
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Dusty Slay Talk About the WNBA D*ldo Controversy' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Dusty Slay Talk About the WNBA D*ldo Controversy' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-07. Transcript available.

What else we got? Oh, in two separate recent WNBA games have been plagued with
a new problem.
Unruly spectators throwing sex toys onto the court. Hmm. Oh, God. Indeed,
officials had to
pause two WNBA games this week because a person in the stands threw a sex toy
on the court.
The first incident happened on Wednesday in Atlanta, while the second happened
on Friday
in Chicago. Sounds like they're trying to pump it up. Yeah, they're trying to
get you excited.
Indiana Fever Guard, Sophie Cunningham, shared on her social media her concerns
about people
throwing these NSFW items on WNBA courts with an ominous warning. You're going
to hurt one of us.
And what are they throwing? Let me see. I'm guessing it's. I saw a picture. You
did? Yeah.
And then what is it? Okay.
Okay. We don't get to see it hit the court, though. Somebody, first of all,
great accuracy.
And that lady kicked it just into the stands, which seems crazy.
Hayes gets blocked by my phone, though.
Oh, no.
That doesn't even make sense.
That second one, I thought would have, I mean, that second one was, that was a
great shot.
Oh, $35 to $70. So somebody's, you know, you're not just screwing around out
there.
Yeah, somebody's putting some money into it.
I mean, it is kind of wild, I guess, to, but first of all, I'd embrace it if I'm
the WNBA, right?
I would shoot those things out of a t-shirt candidate during Pride Month or
whatever.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I mean, if things get wild and people start
tuning in, that's great.
It's good money, you know? Oh, you don't want people to get hurt. And I guess
that's disrespectful, but it's like, yeah, make, turn the negative around.
Yeah. Let's put a positive spin on it. I mean, that lady was excited.
You know what I'm saying? I'm not. And I don't know if that's AI. It could be
AI. It's allegedly a picture of a woman.
But that's an attractive lady who was very fired up. And then maybe you make it
like a, there's one minute during the game. It's almost like where they throw
the fish on the ice.
Yeah.
Yeah. It's like this, there's like, if somebody hits three three-pointers in a
row, they hit a hat trick.
They throw a catfish on the ice.
Or they, you know, they're trolling sex toys out there, bruh.
Yeah. Make it like a, you know, like a pom-pom. You know how, like, like in
Mississippi, they have the bells. Isn't it like one, like Mississippi State has
the bells, the cowbells?
Yeah.
And then like, you know, you have pom-poms and you have different, you could
have little vibrators.
So yeah, just a bunch of vibration.
Welcome to the hive. Call your place the hive or whatever.
Oh yeah.
We're buzzing tonight.
And then you also have, yeah, like if somebody has three three-pointers in a
row, everybody, uh, throw a dildo out there, you know?
Yeah.
You know, bounce a plastic keck off the floor or whatever.
And then you see people taking them home with them after the game.
Yeah, dude. Oh yeah. I mean, look.
It's like, I bought a $20 ticket. I took home a $40 dildo. I made money here.
Some kid has a collection in his room from like, you know, I don't know. I mean,
look, I think you have to embrace it.
You don't get free advertising like this a lot. And Caitlin Clark's out. She's
been injured half of the season this year almost, or not half, but a decent
amount.
So you need people to tune in. I don't know.
Hey, you got to get those viewers.
TBD, man.
We're all trying to get views out here.
Yeah.
We're doing what we got to do. If somebody starts throwing dildos on the stage
at my show and it gets people into it, I say, let's do it.
Okay. You heard him, guys. You heard him.
Only if it gets people into it. If it's not driving sales, then we got to shut
it down.
It's like, dude, you telling me a t-shirt cannon full of five or six dildos and
they just popping them bitches off. People are catching them in the stands.
That's fuck.
Yeah.
There's a way to do it and there's a way not to do it, guys. We're just helping
you think.
Hot dog spills shuts down highway in Pennsylvania. Commuter's worst nightmare.
Little hot dog pun in there.
Yep. W-U-R-S-T. Oh my God. Look at all those Franks on that freeway.
It's like a WNBA game out here.
Dude, that's the kind of stuff we need.
Yeah, exactly. Get the news pumped up.
Dude, here's what they do. Now I have a great idea. In the middle, in the
middle of the court at halftime, you can hum a dildo, right?
Yeah.
Or H a D, whatever they want to call them. You can chuck a dildo out there. If
it lands in that middle area, the middle circle where they do the tip ball in
the middle of the court,
if it lands in there, you get a free Frank.
Free hot dog. Yeah, I love that. That's a good idea. You know, what they could
call, you know, ring a wiener for a wiener or something like that.
Wiener, wiener, hot dog diener.
Yeah. You get a hot dog sponsor. You get some dildo sponsors in there. You get
it all working out.
Yeah.
Everybody's making a little extra money out here.
I like it. And you're feeding the fans, man.
Yeah. You telling me a lot of these ladies don't want that hot Frank?
Yeah.
They do.