Name: The Time David Spade Showed Up to a Fireworks Stand For the Joe Dirt Vibes
Uploaded: 2025-08-14T16:00:09.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Time David Spade Showed Up to a Fireworks Stand For the Joe Dirt Vibes' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Time David Spade Showed Up to a Fireworks Stand For the Joe Dirt Vibes' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-14. Transcript available.

dude i heard a story that you that we had we just had a bus driver when we're
doing touring for
stand-up yeah and he either he or his brother had driven you and one time you
stopped at a
fireworks stand and went in and did your joe dirt bit is that true well i think
we had the same
driver because i think he texted me and said i got theo now um but i was i don't
do a lot of bus
tours and we were i think in kentucky it was perfecto for joe dirt and so so
many people were
saying were knowing me from joe dirt that i said uh there are fireworks stands
here like there were
in arizona when i grew up and so i said let's let's find one and pull over i
just want to go in and see
what they have you know yeah see the new stuff you got the good stuff i did ask
him they got the good
stuff and then uh so the funny part was we went in and it was sort of an older
woman and and two
young guys and they knew me right away but i did have a hat on in shades but
they knew it right away
and then they took me around and showed me all their ones the godfather this
one uh you know it's
basically just basically you get to a point where what north korea has yeah it's
really it gets very
extreme we when i grew up black cats the basics m80s uh roman candles were a
hit yeah um and then
whistling uh pussy chasers that's what we called them in the movie then we had
to switch it to kitty
chase oh really is that true oh yeah whistle bungles yeah and now uh spleen
splitters yeah me and fred
wolf just made these up some some sound real and whisker biscuits those honky
lighters are for sure
yeah cherry bombs is real uh kicking whistling bungholes is fake but we had
quarter sticks m80s we'd go to
mexico and get uh quarter sticks and half sticks of dynamite really no
supervision at all yeah yeah that's
when they have real dynamite that's not fireworks anymore no it gets in a
different area yeah like you
should join a labor union they're like oh they open your trunk they go i go i've
got fireworks
they're like this is an ar-15 i go i know fire comes out the front it's it's it's
very murky
what you can describe as fireworks these days yeah we had i'm trying to think
the craziest where fire
don't works like the ones where you'd like them and it would just come out the
other side or you would
light them and then your stepdad would call your mom a whore and just drive off
you're like how is this
oh yeah yeah it was like oh is this a fireworks at coachella misfires and hits
area near crowd of
people and sets tree on fire oh i think this was part of mgk's outfit all right
this part of his
outfit dude how bad did you miss just you're just aiming for the air
oh they should make the fireworks when you light them and then they only hit a
pedophile when they
take off yeah that would pedophile chasers yeah and just light them up in dc
this looks like the
inside of the minecraft movie when they bring the chicken jockey out have you
seen that people light
fireworks in there now there's a part of the movie that something happens
everyone used to throw
popcorn at the screen and now they've gone now they get in fights and they
light off firecrackers and
it goes bananas so they have to stop the movie now is it like um like kind of
like rocky or picture a
little bit worse because they were contained and they okay something's gonna
wrong go wrong is this
terry this is like uh yeah back it up terry let's see it are we allowed to show
this yeah it's the
darker side of fireworks here yeah yeah i don't know if this is the guy that
should be lighting him and
running he should sort of be kicking back about 100 feet away yeah yeah this is
crazy dude these guys do
not look like professionals for sure they don't know where to light it
this is guys make a wish foundation i want to light fireworks
get out of there terry
no one helps him help him
what are you doing terry help terry he's blinded he can't see the goddamn
control panel
it's so funny i cannot stand to watch people on that just film things and never
get involved they
laugh their fucking ass off no matter what did you see the guy who fell in the
water the other day no
uh bring up that guy who they paid they they earned him like three or four
hundred dollars to get into the
water of like a flash flood basically no i'm sure he's dead it was a beautiful
young man i don't know
how he's doing um see if you can find that yeah while we're doing the craziest
was like the the saddest
was we had a guy by us a dad and he was like just like barely a day he was like
kind of like a whimsical
kind of dad like wish he'd never probably been married um to a and i'm gonna
say this fast so i don't
sound like sexist or anything woman you know and he would only get his kids
smoke bombs so they would
light like a million smoke bombs but they're cool but they would have nothing
and they would do so
many of them it would look like that indian holiday or whatever you know the
one where like
suddenly you see this bunch of indian people crossing the street who look like
they got attacked
by like an easter um right like a easter chalkboard or something you know like
you don't talk like
they clap the yes like somebody just emptied like or lebron at the laker game
goes like that yeah yeah
like it was easter sunday and lebron was just firing off right in front of him
so yeah smoke bombs
aren't as fun as they sound uh you need more going on is this it oh yeah there's
firecrafts in
the minecraft see in the movie theater look at my story checks out yeah wow oh
my god and who did
israel yeah this is a this is gaza this is crazy