Name: Theo Von - When A Hamster Goes Rogue
Uploaded: 2017-04-13T17:01:49.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von - When A Hamster Goes Rogue' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-04-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von - When A Hamster Goes Rogue' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-04-13. Transcript available.

this is from gabriel hey mr pho vaughn my name is gabriel uh big fan of the
podcast
been listening to everyone but uh but i can't i got a question for you uh you
ever had a hamster
go south on you like uh through all your years it sounds like you're pretty uh
you got an expertise
in handling hamsters they seem like fuzzy furry animals and that's why people
want to buy them
what you ever have a hamster go ballistic on you like an h go b you know shit
goes south you ever
know what's gonna happen if you got a story about it i'd love to hear it yeah
man keep up the good
work huh i'll uh i'll be listening man yep good one okay all right gabriel um
have ever had a hamster
that went that went crazy yeah uh some of you guys know or don't know that i
grew up in a hamster
breeding area um used to work at this place bertram's one of my first jobs they
would sell
hamsters and ground game you know small i mean some people pushed it as exotic
meats it was pets it
was everything you know bait um you know just small animals guineas hamp's um g-pigs
rats mice nutria
um and i remember now one thing if you don't know this about hamsters hamsters
will
if the a lot of times birthing makes the mothers very nervous and they will uh
it's kind of a bummer
to say but they'll eat their young they will get rid of their young i mean they're
basically they're
the casey anthony of of uh of small ground game and this um one time we had we
had a hamster that
you know had some children this lady this lady hamster had some children um
knocked off her own
children you know just straight up got super italian on them and then started
uh killing other hamsters
children and that i've never seen before and they had a dude that worked at the
hamster place who was
like i'm gonna take care of them um and i thought you know he'd poison them or
something but he
he took them and shot them in the head dude uh you know and i hate to say that
you know i've had some issues with animals i accidentally
you know uh killed that deer with that lawnmower when i was
working on a on a soybean and cotton farm um
and that's still haunts me man still haunts me dude if you have not been
through and we've all got our
own little vietnam's and that was one for me man just driving this you know six
eight foot grass and
oh and you just you hear that you hear bambi go bambi go down bambi go down um
but anyway yeah this
hamster got rogue and it was just killing a local hamster children and this
dude i thought he poisoned
it or something but then what who goes and shoots a hamster in the head bro you
know i'm saying this
dude is straight up i mean that's that's intense man that's really really
intense you know uh i feel
like that's like i don't even know what that is that's unnecessary for sure you
know do something
poison it do something but but yeah this guy took it outside and shot it so i
guess gabriel that would
be your answer man um that's one of the only times i had a hamster go b on me i
had a h go b
but i mean they'll bite you well and the hamsters we're getting nowadays gabriel
i can't even tell you
if they're safe or not because a lot of these hamsters uh they're from russia
um if you look at
them they're angry they're small they're meek they look like premature babies
um they're red-eyed
red-handed just already look real real scattered like they're alcoholics or you
know maybe in a
cocaine anonymous meetings they look like hamsters you would meet in a place
like that so i'm i am
concerned about the you know the the ground game that that's currently coming
through america because
a lot of that market went abroad a lot of that market went to russia so who
knows maybe trump will
We'll bring some of that abroad back to the US, we'll see.