Name: Theo Von - The Fear of Interacting with Women
Uploaded: 2017-04-19T18:13:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von - The Fear of Interacting with Women' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-04-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von - The Fear of Interacting with Women' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-04-19. Transcript available.

Yeah, what's your favorite playlist to ticket yourself to, if you know what I
mean?
So, just a weird kind of inquiry, I guess.
I'd like to know what my fellow man likes to look at when he's lacking to look
at those kind of things.
You stay well, man.
It was so fun.
You're the shit, too, man.
My phone's dead, and he took a picture for me.
Thank you so much.
Safe travels, man, and stay well, brother.
Bye-bye.
Nice, man.
Yeah, I believe he came out to the shows in Denver last weekend.
Well, yeah, I mean, I think it's interesting to ask another man what he, you
know, what his categories are when it comes to pornography.
He's talking about pornography, and I've mentioned that I've fallen back into
the depths of it, and I've been trying to get out of that.
It's scary, dude.
It's scary, if anybody's dealing with that, when you get into a lot of it's
habit.
And there's a new book by Malcolm Gladwell, I think is the gentleman's name,
and it talks about habit and about triggers and about how a lot of your life
you get its reactions to things and then falling into habits and what creates
those habits and how you have to just adjust a few simple things to create new
and better habits.
Um, I'm not sure the name of that book.
I could look it up, but fucking, I'm not gonna right now, dude.
You can look it up.
Um, but yeah, when it comes to pornography, I mean, you know, it, I was nervous
to talk to women when I was young.
I was so nervous.
And I don't know why.
I don't know if it's just because I never learned or nobody ever said, hey, go
talk to her.
Um, my brother was nervous around women as well.
And so I think, you know, I didn't have that, uh, I didn't have him guide me,
you know?
Um, so I was so nervous that, that instead pornography, you don't have to have
any interaction.
You know, you just have to interact really with yourself and the woman is there
just, uh, um, you know, digitally or in a picture.
And so you don't, you don't, you're not really investing anything.
You don't have to put anything on the table and that can be addictive.
That can be addictive and it gets addictive quick, man.
And, you know, I started off as, you know, the categories of porn, I mean, it's,
that stuff can escalate quickly.
You know, I mean, when I was young, it was all on pictures and drawings.
People would be drawing cooters and everything in class.
And, you know, you'd just be thinking your buddy was passing you a note and it
would be a picture of maybe a breast and a, and a, and a cooter.
And a lot of them had hair on them back then.
And, uh, they would draw the hair on them as well.
And so at least that's a little bit more, you know, classy, I guess.
Whereas now just the cooters are just open and it's just, you know, these cooters,
some of them just look like they're attacking and they're just angry.
And, or, you know, some of them look happy.
I mean, it's just, but the, now you're so inundated with all of it.
You see the depths of these, you know, vaginas and these, you know, birth wallets,
if you will.
Um, so, but back in the day, you didn't see that, but yeah, it escalated, man.
I got on the video pornography.
I remember I used to ride my bike across town before video pornography.
And I knew a man that had some, some magazines and I would go wait, go and just
use his bathroom.
This man, I knew he was an adult.
I would just go use his bathroom and do masturbation, man.
I'd bike about seven miles to go do that.
So, so obviously my, my addiction to that started pretty early when I think
back on it.
Um, and then the internet, man, I would, you know, I would cancel dates because
I would just masturbate and I wouldn't want to have any interaction.
I'd be afraid.
And a lot of it probably came from fear of interacting with women.
Um, but yeah, it escalated.
And then, you know, you're watching the, you know, 18 and 19 year olds on there,
barely legal.
And they got the different sites and then threesomes.
And then now it's gang bangs where the lady's looking like she's, you know,
just playing like a, it's almost like whack-a-mole with all these penises and
cocks coming at her.
And, um, you know, some of it seems, it's just deviant at a certain point.
And then you got the ones where the ladies, they're doing butts, butt sex and
butt activities.
And some of them, the ladies butts are hanging open in the end.
And, you know, you can just seem like cold air is getting in their butt.
And that's always scary.
I'd be worried that these women were getting sick or I'd picture them, you know,
the next day wearing a scarf or something because they got all kinds of.
You know, chilly air in the, inside of their buttholes.
Um, so that stuff just escalates, man.
And, and these days we're desensitized to even just looking through Instagram.
It's like you see a couple of sexy pictures or, you know, I've had to get off
of a couple of text chains because I have friends who they just drop out some puss
into the text chain or drop out some titties or some Italian titties.
I got a friend who loves, you know, big tittied Italian women and he's sending
those.
And I had to tell him, dude, I don't, I don't want to be surprised.
I just, you got to work hard these days to not be desensitized, man.
And I got desensitized early and I stayed in it and I was doing good.
I had two months of not watching it, uh, of pornography and I fell off last
week, you know, and, uh, I got lonesome.
I was out on the, in Denver and the altitude, you know, I don't know if that
affected the way, uh, my blood flow might've been better.
Cause I was at those altitudes and, uh, and I was doing, you know, I was pleasuring
myself to the greeds of the internet and, um, and if you're doing that, I don't
know if you're asking me if, if I do it, uh, Joey, or if you do it, but you got
to fight it.
I mean, it is a fucking fight.
It's a fight, man.
And, and I know there's like websites that you can go to that, uh, you can
download stuff on your computer to stop you from even being able to access porn
sites.
Um, you can go to sex addicts meetings, sex and love addiction, and those are
everywhere.
And those are like safe meetings where you can go and talk about those things,
you know, and that's a real, it's a real issue.
Cause I think it's killing a lot of, uh, relationships and marriages because
then you, you show up with ridiculous expectations.
You know, it's like you, it makes it tough.
It makes it tough to know how to treat a woman.
And it makes it tough to have any feelings sexually when it comes to an actual
human being.
So right now I'm just struggling, but I'm focused.
You know, I got a few days under my belt and hopefully I'll be able to keep
more.
And maybe even by just talking about it, you know, like this, maybe it opens up
the fact that, you know, that people, you know, that I'm discussing it.
So it's putting it on my brain.
So that's that, man.
That's what I got there.