Name: Jim Jefferies Explains His "Two Limb Policy"
Uploaded: 2025-08-21T18:29:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jim Jefferies Explains His "Two Limb Policy"' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jim Jefferies Explains His "Two Limb Policy"' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-21. Transcript available.

it's it's it's it's funny i'm looking at me special at the moment i wanted to
call my special
hitler right i've got three hitler jokes in it that's the only reason i wanted
to call hitler
i'm not a fan of hitler i'm not pro hitler i've just got three and i was
thinking to myself
because everything's about algorithm yeah right how's the algorithm who's so
who gets searched
more than hitler yeah who gets to i type his name into netflix all the time if
i'm bored and i want
to watch a documentary i'm not i don't put like a heart emoji next to it i just
you know and i
thought that could get a few clicks if i call the thing hitler anyway suffice
to say i had some
pushback from netflix netflix are like ah i got it won't be an aggressive font
yeah it'll it'll be
it'll be a soft font like ariel or something yeah and uh i okay so i i wanted
to go to hitler in the
end i landed on two limb policy which i'm very happy with the name but um but i
just got back all
the rankings of you know where it is in the top 10. i i i don't know if it's
because i do the hitler
jokes but out of all of europe i'm about to tour europe right now i'm about to
a full year and i sell
really well in germany but for some reason germany and austria i haven't gotten
in the top 10. i don't
know if there's some ship everywhere around poland i'm crushing but hitler's
their guy yeah yeah but
they they're they're not proud of it no some of them are they're not they're
not they're not
two limb policy right there there we are two two limb policy now the two limb
policy stands for
after i did my sick i just i know you meet with the veterans after your show
right uh i've heard
about this i do i meet with disabled people disabled you meet with disabled
folks after your show yeah
yeah so after my shows i take photographs with disabled people but people start
i did a sitcom many
years ago that had disabled actors and then i sort of became a thing and i used
to actually just sort of
go get the security to go and sort of whisper to the wheelchair seats and go
here's a thing come
back afterwards and come on around right but people started finding out about
that and people would
write to me and go hey i'm coming to you see you perform this week and i'm
bringing my uncle he's
disabled can we come backstage and you can't write back how disabled you know
what i mean and you can't
ask for a photo yeah you just gotta go because i can't have dyslexics showing
up right there needs
to be there needs to be so as i say in the special i i always handle the
classics deaf deaf blind
wheelchair if you and also you can't just be like slightly deaf you've got to
have a dog or a cane you
got to be a beast if you're deaf you've got to have the voice right there's no
there's no better way
to say it yeah i don't like those pseudo blind people like i'm like i'm colorblind
or whatever
i'm 80 blind yeah like i'm colorblind but i still say the n-word i'm like what
are you doing you
got to choose a path so so uh so if you aren't one of the classics i have a two
limb policy so you
can't you can't just be like a fat who lost your foot to diabetes yeah you know
what i mean that
doesn't get you backstage because you had too much candy but it's crazy that
people are faking that kind of
no no one's faking it but i just decided what was my parameters got it oh no
one was faking i never
had anyone coming back i think i was letting the autistic back in the uh some
of them were over
autisming oh yeah yeah you know what i mean and i was like i i thought i
thought i don't think this
is your real self i think you're playing this up for the cameras a little bit
um so so but i do count
autism as one limb okay so if you have a flamidamide arm and autism right
beautiful you're in
lazy eye or autism here we go what about missing an ear yeah oh yeah i'd do
missing an ear all day
yeah like mark chopper reed oh he has one he had one that's that's like sort of
my new special man
i want to talk about it just quickly just uh yeah i want to talk about the two
limb policy man and i'm
glad that you had to set that in stone because it's just amazing the levels of
people will go around
you know to try and cheat the system well i do a meet and greet it's they
normally just join the
meet and greet you do it for free i know too which i think is pretty amazing
well the
okay so for the disabled people it's for free i do i do a meet i do a meet and
greet with a ticket
with the people in the front row oh that's fair you know but like 50 people
yeah and then the
disabled people are included in that and the disabled people god bless them
they always wait
till the end of the meet and greet i'm like you come first don't worry about it
i know you're seated
the whole time and the rest of us saying but i always get off stage um i used
to used to drink before
i went on stage and the first thing i do is pop an edible because it helps me
sleep and it's also my way of
chilling out i don't go out to bars i don't do anything i'm not bloody you know
i'm happily married
man i'm not out chasing tail i'm just fucking i just chill into my and then i
do the meet and greet
and then i talk to everyone a few minutes as i meet them and chat to them about
whatever they want to
chat to me about but you know you're too high when someone's paid 80 to meet
you and they stop the
conversation oh and there you go all right jim it was great meeting you and you're
like this oh god
i just bored the out of these people and they just paid to meet me and they
found me boring
yeah they're like hey jim what's getting lady i got something in the oven jim
we got we got a sitter
jim's like wait wait yeah i was just you enjoy the show come back next time
Thank you.