Name: Theo Talks About Going to Hulk Hogan's Funeral
Uploaded: 2025-08-25T22:00:08.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Talks About Going to Hulk Hogan's Funeral' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Talks About Going to Hulk Hogan's Funeral' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-25. Transcript available.

i went to hulk hogan's funeral yeah my tour manager and i went down and and it
was you know
you get down there and it's beautiful it's down in largo florida and um we
ended up meeting up
with kid rock or yeah i was having dinner with him a couple nights before and
he's like do you
want to go to he said mentioned he was going down and i was like oh i'm going
to go to the funeral
and then he's like uh well let's let's let's go so we went and so that was the
crew we get down
there and we got to i mean it's in a beautiful church down there where was that
church zach if
you can look that up for me really fast where was that church down there indian
river indian
honestly i'm casino actually indian rocks baptist church in largo florida okay
indian rocks baptist
almost i'm just saying that thing's a couple of you know a couple slow weekends
away from being
getting overtaken by a casino bro it sounds like but uh anyway beautiful place
indian rocks baptist
church you know um and they have like a baptism um it's actually where hulk hogan
got baptized not too
long ago um they played that during the memorial service and it was nice
beautiful place there um
a lot of people sitting there you walk in there's a lot of people in there you
know
hacksaw was in there um mouth of the south jimmy hart was in there rick flair
was in there um
dennis rodman's was in there and he kind of like he kind of you know i think as
as they were pushing
the casket out it kind of shook like wobbled a little bit and he rodman kind of
stopped it
which was kind of crazy he was like you know like one last rebound kind of just
you know he kind of just helped toe the line there and just kind of keep the hulk
headed to heaven i
guess straight away and um but yeah it was just you know it's kind of crazy
because you're walking
you know for me i was walking through a lot of my childhood just the moments of
all these wrestlers
and some of them's in wheelchairs and some of them's in you know some of them
got some chain mail and
shit or fake spines all kind of they got everybody's in there fake arm fake
neck you got you know people
in there are so many missing parts it's just a damn jim mcmahon build-a-bear
over there at that hulk hogan
funeral over there um but yeah so it was kind of wild just to see like all like
the you know parts of my
heroes and stuff like that and like and see heroes from when i was a child
because there was nobody bigger
to us uh than professional wrestlers i'm gonna say that right out loud and i'm
gonna say that our love
for professional wrestlers was bottomless bro point blank homie we just loved
them dude i mean nate like
me and my buddy william would stay up at night and try to watch saturday night
main event when hulkamania
would show up on there and the big boss man and bam bam big hello we meet my
buddy william both of us
were falling asleep we would hold each other's eyes open i would hold his open
and he would hold mine open
and we would just hold each other's eyes open boy yeah and we'd eat as many of
those red hot fireballs
as we could so our mouths would be like they were dripping blood and we would
spray wd-40 on our arms
and on each other's backs yeah fuck yeah get it on my back whitey and we would
do that shit boy
and we would fall just wait there until they came on the screen the wrestlers
ultimate warrior rudy the rabbit ravishing raw not rapist or whatever what is
that guy was oh yeah
with the hair cutters the gardener this like fucking gardener he had like
gardener shears and he would
fucking cut your mom's hair or something and then she would be a pregnant you
know
so anyway yeah but the wrestling it was like we looked up to those guys you
know
like on our street a lot of the kids there wasn't a lot to look up to
you know there wasn't a lot to look up to so um
those wrestlers when they you know it was like i don't know wrestling to me it
felt like it was for
poor people bro i'm gonna say that out loud you know just all the character i
don't know it just
i think there was no barrier to entry for wrestling right you didn't have to
have a hoop or a pool there
was nothing you had to have you had to have a younger sibling who was willing
to get hurt
okay you had to have a spare neck brace and that was all you had to have and
you could be a professional
wrestler in your house for a little while until your sister got fucking bad off
i remember one time one buddy's sister she'd been fucking they'd put her in a
damn
you know my one buddy's finishing move was the damn biopsy and that's shit god
you know you could
hear one of her eyes just rattling in the back of her throat like one of those
uh lotto balls just
coming up the pipe before you knew the number i mean my buddy would he would
really rip his sister up and
but uh anyway everybody's fine now as adults pretty good but i remember she was
all banged up and they
had to put it to use a couple damn uh broom handles i mean full broom handles
not those little you know
just some little kitchen bitch sticks i'm talking about that janitor thing that
fucking you know that
janitor carries that big fryer tuck broom that bitch got that that two inch girth
on that big thing that
handle and they had her keyed up to a couple of those like a damn scarecrow
trying to keep her body
organized enough so she could finish school
so anyway sorry let me get back to it but when wrestling came on tv man it was
like even if i felt
horrible about myself as a kid or if i felt ashamed of where we lived um you
know if i felt i don't know
if i felt like i didn't have somebody looking out for me or just all that stuff
all that stuff that
i felt as a child right and i'm not not i don't need any self-pity i'm just
telling you those things
i had you know that was part of my part of my heart and brain at the time and
um all that would go away
man when that wrestling came on you know like when hulk hogan came on there
like it just gave me
something like i literally gave me something to look up to i look i would sit
there and look up at the
screen you know it was just you know it just gave you something like it just
made you feel kind of like
thing you know something's possible you might need steroids and you might need
you know a lot of
fake sweat or whatever you might need to rub your body against another man at
night in different
cities around the world but you can figure it out and yeah i just love that man
there was something
about it in our neighborhood man so yeah shout out to my buddy will teague over
there eddie joe larry
tisdale um uh robbie taylor the whole gang over there we loved wrestling man it
was it was everything
to us so thank you to hulk hogan and all the wrestlers that gave us that just
gave us that feeling
of like yeah i'm gonna show up and i'm gonna rip my fucking shirt off and i'm
gonna fucking
ddt somebody at my workplace that was good shit anyway um but yeah so it was
just wild you know to
get to see a lot of different heroes and part of me wanted to stay longer um
the people that i went with
were left early and so i couldn't stay i wanted to kind of mill around and i
got to say some hellos and
meet some new people and uh but i just felt really lucky to go um nick hogan
was there hulk's son that was
nice i met him before but i got to see his wife uh meet her and um linda sky uh
to a hulk's his
wife and ex-wife um and one thing that i thought was pretty neat was whenever
nick hogan was up there
he was just making a speech and he's like you know he said that you know he
believes that his father's
was watching over him and then he kind of said he kind of did like a bit of an
impersonation of his
dad and he's like what you gonna do when the hulkster is watching over you and
i thought that was pretty
cool anyway that's through it through to wrestling uh what else is going on let's
get into a little bit
of news we've got some calls from you guys um i i do want to you know i want to
try and do more
regular episodes i know i said that before um but with this tour almost done i'm
excited to get a
little bit more space so i can feel and uh i want to i want to have more space
in my head to be creative
and to feel man there's there's days i can't even feel and i'm not complaining
i'm just like dang this
is life you just get you know you get going it's hard to tap in sometimes and
have a conversation with
somebody where your feelings need to be present and um and i and that's one
thing i really always
loved about this podcast was just like the presentness of feelings and so i am
looking forward
to having a little more space in my life and time to make that a possibility so
but we'll see you know
i'm saying i've said that shit before but anyway but yeah thank you guys so
much for support on this
tour i can't even believe it i want to make a whole slide show that i'm going
to put together and maybe put
out um just to like just show like some different moments people that we met
along the way and things
like that uh i'll have to figure that out exactly how i'm gonna do that um