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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Lainey Wilson Reminisce on Growing Up in Louisiana' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-28. Transcript available.

yeah i love i mean i just meant like even just growing up in louisiana like did
y'all ever have
a parade in y'all's town or not we did our rodeo parade yeah and we'd ride
through the town and
everybody come out and we'd throw candy and it was good it was remember those
days i mean those
were like the good old days picking the candy up off the street you know did
you do a lot of like
mardi gras parades and stuff oh yeah we did mardi gras parades but the parade
in our town they had
like even the people in it was like tallest guy in town or whatever you know
stop yeah it would be
like kid who can walk backwards like the shit was like you are lying nah that's
some south louisiana
stuff we don't do that kind of stuff in north louisiana first of all they're
not that different
okay well i mean they are but we these are like our heroes in the community or
whatever you know
stop no we had i'm trying to think of who else we had and they would just walk
through the parade
or like be in a car and wave in a car and stay on the side of it newly single
or whatever sometimes
if you had a little bit of cash you'd get your daughter out there or whatever
and that was that
was kind of a good that was a neat thing i thought because it was kind of showcasing
the goods of the
area you know it's really not a bad idea gotta shine a light on it i mean that
was kind of the
original only fans a little bit was just driving stop i mean like you know kind
of more of a
christian only fans version but driving a decent woman buying an open convertible
yeah
sitting up on the back of it yeah with the signs down the side that was
decorated with the christmas
lights yeah miss rabies or whatever that was i'm like that shouldn't be you
guys should have picked
it something else that was always a little bit different well there is so there
are so many like
different festivals in louisiana what i've realized and i got to hang out with
them some
um it was like the duck queen the duck festival queen it was like the
strawberry festival queen
the watermelon festival queen it was like any kind of queen you could think of
any kind of animal
or fruit the frog yeah it exists in rain they had the frog princess or whatever
yeah they have like the um mosquito queen or whatever
the armadillo queen the possum queen some nervous this thin girl just
just standing on all fours just shaking yeah they had but yeah there was all
that in louisiana that
was a lot of it my daddy found a burnt cd of ours that had colt 45 on it he
popped it in the cd
player and listened to it you remember that song colt 45 to zigzag baby that's
all we need
we can go to the park after dark smoke that tongue for weed yeah then i have
heard this dude unless
somebody stole that beat from them at the marijuana bar we can take our turns
singing them dirty rap
songs stop to hit the bong like chichan chong sell taste from here to hong kong
let's go roll roll
anyway daddy put that into the uh i have to have heard this song cd player and
he about had a heart
attack it's afro man it's afro man oh next time i see you you better have
learned
every lyric to this song okay that's fair i promise you i will i will we need
to play it at a show you
need to come up at a show and we do colt 45 okay i'll do it oh my god as long
as your dad will
dang two-step over there on the side oh my gosh he gonna have a heart attack
and we'll get the
trampoline out there you know i'll jump on it okay yeah yeah yeah dude i love
this i saw afro man at a
frat party one time up in uh at university of mississippi and i he was like so
high or whatever
on stage he hit he hit a note that just shook him a little and he uh had just
vomited in his own hat
and just threw it and some like uh some freshman kid just was like excited i
think he thought it was
just a hat not that a hat that had vomit in it stop and he put it on no he just
caught it okay okay okay
if he put it on the guy's down he's just waterboarding himself out there but
yeah afro man that's that
guy's played everywhere huh i guess so he's played everywhere colt 45 i don't
remember it but i believe
that it happened because i got high i remember that was like his big hit uh-huh
i remember that i was gonna go to work
and those are the jams oh those were the jams that was it but my daddy like he
like tore up the cd and
you know he's like yeah you ain't gonna be singing stuff like this at this age
but it was okay for me to write about tequila and cigarettes you know and be
like hey play that
song i guess as long as you were like the person right and then it made
everything okay you know
that's right that's right um what about halloween what was y'all's halloween
like growing up do you
remember that over there i mean we'd go to like trick-or-treat or was it was it
not enough folks
we'd have to go to munro to trick-or-treat because that was like the biggest
town we just go to like
random subdivisions and oh yeah you know the rich subdivisions yeah people that
had lights out in front of
their house oh yeah i was like oh these people got money oh dude we when i got
a pumpkin too we had
electricity inside our house yeah like normal people that's right but some
people had a light
right outside of their front door and i was like you gotta be effing kidding i
know i was like must be
nice must be nice to open your front door and see what's happening in the world
at night
that kind of shit pissed me off dude i know i know but we would like some years
like i lived on this
one road that we just had a few neighbors and so we'd go like see my granny and
we'd go see you know
the olive o's and we'd go down the road and see the grayson's and and would
everybody dress up or no
how me and my sister would yeah yeah did you dress up for halloween yeah i
dressed up i had some all
kind of alternative you are not like like our mom was always working so we'd
have to get dressed up like
our dad was like in charge of getting us dressed up or whatever and he was like
75 years old or
whatever so he didn't know what was going on um what was i oh i remember one
year i was a ghost
but i was like too scared to stay under the sheet or whatever no you were you
were like claustrophobic
yeah i was just like i'd be like oh but then i'd lift it up and be like it's
you know i'm under here
it's me like i would scare myself you know you are lying oh i definitely
remember that dude i was like
i cannot be a ghost anymore um what else i was a wheelchair one year i had a
little chair like a kid's
a chair that we put like around a rope on my neck and i carried two bike tires
with me it was pretty
cute you are i swear you needed to be in that parade i was that parade that
went through your
town that's the parade you needed to be in tallest kid best list he always got
his own car in that
parade dang it he's over there just trying to whistle at people we might have
been from the same town
i dude yeah there's there was something nice about that or somebody that had
too many freckles they'd
put them in the parade sometimes you know there'd always be some girl named abigail
or something had
too many dang freckles that's right were you ever in pageants no we didn't have
that they did have a
good but i didn't have any direction as a child and i did get to dress myself
for photo days and stuff
like that did you and like what would you put on i do a tank top sometimes i
would do a tank top
yeah i did one year i did a costume like kind of thing like a um the wheelchair
costume no skeleton
and then one year one year i did do a nice outfit it was kind of like a bow tie
and stuff like that
maybe see if you can search that up real quick so you can find me in a little
bow tie let's go
you were like i'm gonna dress nice today yeah well i'd seen somebody else dress
nice and i was like
oh i see what they're doing uh-huh i see what these bastards are doing uh-huh
oh there's one
that's when i lived in russia for a little while different times right there
yeah there you go boy
look at that ear pierced too boy that hair i had glasses too i was blind that's
actually me
that's me what if that picture of you when i look the same
we brother and sister man god those are the days that it was fun look at that
being alive piercing
your own ear did you do that did you pierce your own ear yeah i did what you're
talking about i'm a man
i i did not i went to the uh claire's in the mall y'all did god i was just a
little baby my mama
got my ears pierced when i was like a few months old uh-uh really brought me
home and my daddy was
mad yeah you got it looking like it is kind of crazy your kid can't even see
that good and you
got dang you know you got earrings yeah like feather earrings you got some big
hoops coming off or
something hey what's the youngest you can get a child's ears pierced in america
there's got to be
a two-week i don't know there's got to be like a catch and release type of
thing or something
what's the youngest age to pierce a child here it's two months what is it
around two to four
after that vaccine it says because i guess that they put in that
metal or semi-precious metal through your ear uh-huh you can't be allergic to
things that are semi-precious
mm-hmm so that's it dude did you ever go on like i remember you told me that
you went on this horrible
date one time it was like a valentine's date remember we made a little cartoon
about it
oh roses are red valets are black why's your chest as flat as your back
but dude it reminded me so one time when i was a kid i stole my mom's car bartered
whatever you did
you know you're like 13 and this girl down the street dude had she was just
looking pretty good
you know and she was like willing to sneak out of her house at night right so i
was like was she the
same age yeah same age so i was like i'm gonna go pick her up and we're gonna
go out to this like
boat launch area that you can park the car out there and dance a little bit and
put on some country
music put on some top 40 or whatever you know they play some strawberry wine or
maybe some um
i'm trying to think of whatever else maybe some uh john michael montgomery let's
go you know
something that'll just just keep my eyes open you know so anyway pick her up
and this girl always
wore like a two-piece bathing suit like she was on the swim team at school
right so anyway but i don't
even know why i said that but anyway well i needed the visual yeah anyway
picked her up we go out there
we're listening to some music a car comes across the parking lot bounce goes
into the water and starts
to sink right we're the only people you are lying swear we're the only people
out there it goes right
off the boat launch and then starts to sink and the headlights are up towards
the top of the water
the car sinks you are lying no and it's me and her and i'm like oh my god i'm
out here we still
want i can't call the police what do i even do i'm gonna get in trouble right
so jump in the water
we run right over there to the thing and um i was like we gotta get we gotta do
something you know
something what if somebody's in there like we're the only people out there and
she's like okay on
the count of three we'll jump in and i'm like dude you don't do the count of
three dude if somebody is
drowning in a car you know what i'm saying like that is the one two yeah you
don't you don't waste
people's time that are drowning if you can just jump in right so anyway she
goes i was like all right
she's like no we have to do it i was like all right so she goes one two three i
jump she doesn't even
jump you are lying and she's a swimmer she's a swimmer and i'm not that great
of a swimmer that's a life
lesson right there oh yeah that's what i'm saying that's why you need to pick a
woman who is willing
to go that extra mile that's it because there's a lot of these fake ass swim
team bitches out there
but anyway moving on anyway i reach down in the car i get underwater reach down
in the car
and i feel like the car seat and stuff and um they had like one of those like
covers on the car seat
that was like that fur you know you know they had the white fur seat cover
sometimes it was like
i don't know it wasn't like dalmatian it was something nice you know or light
something
fake it was fake probably yeah but anyway yeah something like that oh yeah wolf
or something
and uh so i touch it and that scared me so much i thought i didn't know if it
was somebody's
it just like so i start kind of vomit like underwater i'm like getting sick get
back up above the water
now i can't hold my breath to go down right like the car's completely
underwater so get out we run
back to the car drive to this bar that was close by and we started just like we
ran inside and we're
like this car went off into the water there's like six people in this bar they
all clear out of there
and then they all run down to they'll uh drive down or run down to this to the
dock
and people are jumping in the water saying some lady's name or something got in
my mom's car
left so you don't know what happened
left there was somebody in there wasn't it i don't know but how did the like
news not come
out in the town or anything i mean we were kids i don't think we would have
heard it probably
because it was like it was more adult stuff so did your mama ever know that you
took the car
she does now she does sorry mama almost save that woman mama and if you'd have
let me borrow your
freaking car went out of freaking ass i probably would have been able to save
her i wouldn't have
to sneak back home but yeah i think that was something i'm still thinking about
the girl not
jumping with you oh it's unbelievable you can't say on the count of three and
then not go
and who has time to do count of three somebody's drowning you're like all right
one two you don't
do that i don't know whatever happened to her dude there was a beautiful girl
in my town that kissed
me one time by a fire and then i never ever ever saw her again that's how it
goes god uh-huh
wonder where she's at you remember her i don't know yes i remember her we need
to get in touch
with her ain't she let me brush her hair for almost 15 minutes out there
you literally just had a brush and you were just combing her hair she brought
it i'm not i'm not
that creepy yeah but i would yeah i helped her out that was my 4h that was your
4h it was
Thank you.

Theo and Lainey Wilson Reminisce on Growing Up in Louisiana

yeah i love i mean i just meant like even just growing up in louisiana like did
y'all ever have
a parade in y'all's town or not we did our rodeo parade yeah and we'd ride
through the town and
everybody come out and we'd throw candy and it was good it was remember those
days i mean those
were like the good old days picking the candy up off the street you know did
you do a lot of like
mardi gras parades and stuff oh yeah we did mardi gras parades but the parade
in our town they had
like even the people in it was like tallest guy in town or whatever you know
stop yeah it would be
like kid who can walk backwards like the shit was like you are lying nah that's
some south louisiana
stuff we don't do that kind of stuff in north louisiana first of all they're
not that different
okay well i mean they are but we these are like our heroes in the community or
whatever you know
stop no we had i'm trying to think of who else we had and they would just walk
through the parade
or like be in a car and wave in a car and stay on the side of it newly single
or whatever sometimes
if you had a little bit of cash you'd get your daughter out there or whatever
and that was that
was kind of a good that was a neat thing i thought because it was kind of showcasing
the goods of the
area you know it's really not a bad idea gotta shine a light on it i mean that
was kind of the
original only fans a little bit was just driving stop i mean like you know kind
of more of a
christian only fans version but driving a decent woman buying an open convertible
yeah
sitting up on the back of it yeah with the signs down the side that was
decorated with the christmas
lights yeah miss rabies or whatever that was i'm like that shouldn't be you
guys should have picked
it something else that was always a little bit different well there is so there
are so many like
different festivals in louisiana what i've realized and i got to hang out with
them some
um it was like the duck queen the duck festival queen it was like the
strawberry festival queen
the watermelon festival queen it was like any kind of queen you could think of
any kind of animal
or fruit the frog yeah it exists in rain they had the frog princess or whatever
yeah they have like the um mosquito queen or whatever
the armadillo queen the possum queen some nervous this thin girl just
just standing on all fours just shaking yeah they had but yeah there was all
that in louisiana that
was a lot of it my daddy found a burnt cd of ours that had colt 45 on it he
popped it in the cd
player and listened to it you remember that song colt 45 to zigzag baby that's
all we need
we can go to the park after dark smoke that tongue for weed yeah then i have
heard this dude unless
somebody stole that beat from them at the marijuana bar we can take our turns
singing them dirty rap
songs stop to hit the bong like chichan chong sell taste from here to hong kong
let's go roll roll
anyway daddy put that into the uh i have to have heard this song cd player and
he about had a heart
attack it's afro man it's afro man oh next time i see you you better have
learned
every lyric to this song okay that's fair i promise you i will i will we need
to play it at a show you
need to come up at a show and we do colt 45 okay i'll do it oh my god as long
as your dad will
dang two-step over there on the side oh my gosh he gonna have a heart attack
and we'll get the
trampoline out there you know i'll jump on it okay yeah yeah yeah dude i love
this i saw afro man at a
frat party one time up in uh at university of mississippi and i he was like so
high or whatever
on stage he hit he hit a note that just shook him a little and he uh had just
vomited in his own hat
and just threw it and some like uh some freshman kid just was like excited i
think he thought it was
just a hat not that a hat that had vomit in it stop and he put it on no he just
caught it okay okay okay
if he put it on the guy's down he's just waterboarding himself out there but
yeah afro man that's that
guy's played everywhere huh i guess so he's played everywhere colt 45 i don't
remember it but i believe
that it happened because i got high i remember that was like his big hit uh-huh
i remember that i was gonna go to work
and those are the jams oh those were the jams that was it but my daddy like he
like tore up the cd and
you know he's like yeah you ain't gonna be singing stuff like this at this age
but it was okay for me to write about tequila and cigarettes you know and be
like hey play that
song i guess as long as you were like the person right and then it made
everything okay you know
that's right that's right um what about halloween what was y'all's halloween
like growing up do you
remember that over there i mean we'd go to like trick-or-treat or was it was it
not enough folks
we'd have to go to munro to trick-or-treat because that was like the biggest
town we just go to like
random subdivisions and oh yeah you know the rich subdivisions yeah people that
had lights out in front of
their house oh yeah i was like oh these people got money oh dude we when i got
a pumpkin too we had
electricity inside our house yeah like normal people that's right but some
people had a light
right outside of their front door and i was like you gotta be effing kidding i
know i was like must be
nice must be nice to open your front door and see what's happening in the world
at night
that kind of shit pissed me off dude i know i know but we would like some years
like i lived on this
one road that we just had a few neighbors and so we'd go like see my granny and
we'd go see you know
the olive o's and we'd go down the road and see the grayson's and and would
everybody dress up or no
how me and my sister would yeah yeah did you dress up for halloween yeah i
dressed up i had some all
kind of alternative you are not like like our mom was always working so we'd
have to get dressed up like
our dad was like in charge of getting us dressed up or whatever and he was like
75 years old or
whatever so he didn't know what was going on um what was i oh i remember one
year i was a ghost
but i was like too scared to stay under the sheet or whatever no you were you
were like claustrophobic
yeah i was just like i'd be like oh but then i'd lift it up and be like it's
you know i'm under here
it's me like i would scare myself you know you are lying oh i definitely
remember that dude i was like
i cannot be a ghost anymore um what else i was a wheelchair one year i had a
little chair like a kid's
a chair that we put like around a rope on my neck and i carried two bike tires
with me it was pretty
cute you are i swear you needed to be in that parade i was that parade that
went through your
town that's the parade you needed to be in tallest kid best list he always got
his own car in that
parade dang it he's over there just trying to whistle at people we might have
been from the same town
i dude yeah there's there was something nice about that or somebody that had
too many freckles they'd
put them in the parade sometimes you know there'd always be some girl named abigail
or something had
too many dang freckles that's right were you ever in pageants no we didn't have
that they did have a
good but i didn't have any direction as a child and i did get to dress myself
for photo days and stuff
like that did you and like what would you put on i do a tank top sometimes i
would do a tank top
yeah i did one year i did a costume like kind of thing like a um the wheelchair
costume no skeleton
and then one year one year i did do a nice outfit it was kind of like a bow tie
and stuff like that
maybe see if you can search that up real quick so you can find me in a little
bow tie let's go
you were like i'm gonna dress nice today yeah well i'd seen somebody else dress
nice and i was like
oh i see what they're doing uh-huh i see what these bastards are doing uh-huh
oh there's one
that's when i lived in russia for a little while different times right there
yeah there you go boy
look at that ear pierced too boy that hair i had glasses too i was blind that's
actually me
that's me what if that picture of you when i look the same
we brother and sister man god those are the days that it was fun look at that
being alive piercing
your own ear did you do that did you pierce your own ear yeah i did what you're
talking about i'm a man
i i did not i went to the uh claire's in the mall y'all did god i was just a
little baby my mama
got my ears pierced when i was like a few months old uh-uh really brought me
home and my daddy was
mad yeah you got it looking like it is kind of crazy your kid can't even see
that good and you
got dang you know you got earrings yeah like feather earrings you got some big
hoops coming off or
something hey what's the youngest you can get a child's ears pierced in america
there's got to be
a two-week i don't know there's got to be like a catch and release type of
thing or something
what's the youngest age to pierce a child here it's two months what is it
around two to four
after that vaccine it says because i guess that they put in that
metal or semi-precious metal through your ear uh-huh you can't be allergic to
things that are semi-precious
mm-hmm so that's it dude did you ever go on like i remember you told me that
you went on this horrible
date one time it was like a valentine's date remember we made a little cartoon
about it
oh roses are red valets are black why's your chest as flat as your back
but dude it reminded me so one time when i was a kid i stole my mom's car bartered
whatever you did
you know you're like 13 and this girl down the street dude had she was just
looking pretty good
you know and she was like willing to sneak out of her house at night right so i
was like was she the
same age yeah same age so i was like i'm gonna go pick her up and we're gonna
go out to this like
boat launch area that you can park the car out there and dance a little bit and
put on some country
music put on some top 40 or whatever you know they play some strawberry wine or
maybe some um
i'm trying to think of whatever else maybe some uh john michael montgomery let's
go you know
something that'll just just keep my eyes open you know so anyway pick her up
and this girl always
wore like a two-piece bathing suit like she was on the swim team at school
right so anyway but i don't
even know why i said that but anyway well i needed the visual yeah anyway
picked her up we go out there
we're listening to some music a car comes across the parking lot bounce goes
into the water and starts
to sink right we're the only people you are lying swear we're the only people
out there it goes right
off the boat launch and then starts to sink and the headlights are up towards
the top of the water
the car sinks you are lying no and it's me and her and i'm like oh my god i'm
out here we still
want i can't call the police what do i even do i'm gonna get in trouble right
so jump in the water
we run right over there to the thing and um i was like we gotta get we gotta do
something you know
something what if somebody's in there like we're the only people out there and
she's like okay on
the count of three we'll jump in and i'm like dude you don't do the count of
three dude if somebody is
drowning in a car you know what i'm saying like that is the one two yeah you
don't you don't waste
people's time that are drowning if you can just jump in right so anyway she
goes i was like all right
she's like no we have to do it i was like all right so she goes one two three i
jump she doesn't even
jump you are lying and she's a swimmer she's a swimmer and i'm not that great
of a swimmer that's a life
lesson right there oh yeah that's what i'm saying that's why you need to pick a
woman who is willing
to go that extra mile that's it because there's a lot of these fake ass swim
team bitches out there
but anyway moving on anyway i reach down in the car i get underwater reach down
in the car
and i feel like the car seat and stuff and um they had li