Name: What Happens to Stepdads After Mom Breaks Up With Them?
Uploaded: 2025-08-30T15:01:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What Happens to Stepdads After Mom Breaks Up With Them?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What Happens to Stepdads After Mom Breaks Up With Them?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-30. Transcript available.

dude what is do you think it's weird um this is something that doesn't get
talked about a lot is
like where do stepdads go when the divorce happens you know because they kind
of don't
get to see the kids anymore you know oh i didn't think about that you're saying
when you oh you
divorce and you get divorced you basically break up with the stepdad i think
they go back to like
the apartment dude that's straight to an apartment complex that has a pool at
it yeah i think like
the i think the representative from an apartment complex comes and picks them
up like a black
limousine takes them back and they just wait in queue to be stepdads yeah but
it's kind of crazy
you never think about that because the stepdad gets involved in a kid's life
for a couple years
for better or for worse yeah but then they have to just peace out i think some
might stay kind of in
you know is that weird though yeah kind of it depends i feel like if you knew
the kid from when
it was a baby you should or just keep the phone line open big bro you can call
me whenever you want but
yeah i'm gonna go look for some uh but like the first couple years you kind of
check in and then
you like forget one year it's gotta be feel weird yeah eventually or if there's
a new stepdad you
can't be like hey you gotta pass the baton and be like he's a good boy but do
those stepdads meet
somewhere and like have a do they they meet at sbarro at the moment they meet
at sbarro and they
ceremoniously split a pizza and the guy gives the the new stepdad the lat like
the fifth slice and he
only has three hey what's up i'm tom 2015 to 2017 uh yeah stepdadding is like i
i kind of it's
unheralded you there's not exactly i kind of wish i was able to experience it a
little bit honestly
yeah but you know i for real i was always i always assumed that was just like
how it would go for me i was like yeah i'll just kind of kick around and
eventually i'll just
data check with kids and be a stepdad but it didn't work out that way so
i honestly wouldn't have minded it'd be pretty sick yeah sometimes i have a
dream maybe that i
meet a lady and she already has a kid maybe yeah man just get in there at like
10 you know
fucking what that'd be awesome 10 straight yeah i guess you're right i guess
you're right six
get out i'm telling you man it's like the first fucking three years there's no
sleep you get all
your good sleep he's hopping at six they just started remembering stuff it's
perfect it's just
fun from then on it's just fun my buddy just had a his third kid and he's a
black man and he has
and it's funny the other guys were like do you not even a you're not even a
black dad until you
have three kids that's crazy bro that's hilarious like two kids for a black guy
that's nothing bro
that's so funny that's child's play so now he's official yeah now he's really
yeah like dang all
right so you for real about it he's really banging yeah it's like the first two
were just mixtapes
and this is like a real album he's finally signed yeah
you