Name: Girl Asks Theo Why Her Boyfriend Won't Kiss Her
Uploaded: 2025-09-01T15:15:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Girl Asks Theo Why Her Boyfriend Won't Kiss Her' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Girl Asks Theo Why Her Boyfriend Won't Kiss Her' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-01. Transcript available.

let's take another call in here hi Theo big fan hello um I had a question for
you so I've been
seeing this guy for about two months um I really like him and I mean I hope he
likes me well I'm
not so sure because we've been dating for like I said about two months now and
he hasn't kissed me
yet and I don't know what to do the other day he put his arm around me and then
he apologized
because it accidentally fell down a little bit a little bit lower off my waist
still um and so I
can't he doesn't kiss me I can't tell if he's gay or he just don't like me you
know well there's other
options too sometimes people don't kiss you because maybe they're sick maybe
they're sick you ever
thought of that this boy could be damn terminal and you're over there wish he'd
kiss me you know
and he's over there just hoping god gives him another afternoon let's hear more
uh and I'm
typically somebody that likes the guy to take the reins so this is kind of a
sticky situation for me
Theo and I just want to get your advice on it much love you know I watch the
podcast every week um
well thank you so much I appreciate that I appreciate the warm words there and
I'll say
look at this straight up a lot of men out there don't even do kissing anymore
they do touching
they do hand touching
and wiener that's it kissing's from damn 1800s or whatever 1600s Scotland
you see people kissing over there bring something up let me see this two people
kissing in Scotland
1700s we'll split the difference two people kissing in Scotland in the 1700s
bam look at those mfers dude good day sir oh fancy the lips lad oh you're
kissing me huh welcome to Scotland
yes so look what I'm telling you baby girl is that things have changed you know
some guys they don't
do they don't do kissing they do hand touch they do wiener so that could be
what's popping
and I think look a lot of guys even there's places there's articles now where
guys are going to Costa Rica
and getting their balls even taken off their body
they don't want them it's dumb
look at these balls like the wiener looks like a you know
like it could get hired by frontier airlines that bitches looks like it's going
somewhere
the balls they just look they look like a couple of damn methadone homies
sharing a wide mouth sleeping bag that's all that is
so a lot of people are getting them nuts just clipped right off
and that's how you then you say to a lady I got it's all wiener no nuts
all dick and no nuts baby god
that's and to a woman that sounds like a diet
that's a skinny margarita of sex right there
all dick and no nuts
so anyway I'm just telling you that could be happening
and look it's 2027 or whatever it is who gives a shit
some people are calling from the future now people are on different time
continuums
what I'm saying is this if you want to kiss him kiss him
some woman the other night said come over here and fuck me little fucking honky
fat fuck
now did I go over there no it was late I was tired
but I admire that lady okay
and she will get my vote if she ever runs for office
but thank you so much I would just fucking kiss him
I would fucking take his hands and I would just fucking
I would just be like
or just fucking write fuck me or something on one of his arms
and then he reads it he's like fuck me
and then bam
so that's actually that's illegal
I think that's illegal
so don't do that shit that's cheating or whatever
but yeah
but yeah I think these days some men are too spooked
they all the me too shit
everybody lobbed in everything about that
and now everybody is you know
every guy's a prey you know
so it's like now a lot of dudes
the good dudes are afraid
they're afraid sometimes
you know
and I'll say this too
a lot of men
they think
the wiener's barely even a wiener anymore
in some circles of existence
some dudes
they just think they got that long pussy on them
so let's hear another call here