Name: Child Predator Hunters Are Going Next Level
Uploaded: 2025-09-12T00:01:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Child Predator Hunters Are Going Next Level' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Child Predator Hunters Are Going Next Level' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-12. Transcript available.

you know, these days they're picking up so many people for so many things that
at home timeout should be more extensive for these kids. It's got to be more
intense. You've
got to put them under a bright lamp or something like that. You've got to, you
know, tape their
feet to the floor and tickle them. Like you've got to do things that are going
to prep them.
Well, yeah. And also too, I like, I prepare my children, you know, for, because,
you know,
for like kidnappings and things like that, because with all the Netflix content
and just
content in general needs to come out, you have to think that networks and
streamers are going to
start to just do things for the content. So they will just let a serial killer
loose or just pay a
dude to just kind of get out there and kidnap kids. So they have the story. So
you have to, you know,
my kids want to get into acting. So maybe that's the way. Well, you know, they
just started a lot of
those, uh, pedophiles that they're busting over there at target. You've seen
these Tik TOKs.
No, that's what the beautiful thing. Have you seen them?
I haven't because I've been off social media. I'm not on social. I've, I've, I've
went away.
I just let my kids go on it. That's fine. I just let them, I just let them kind
of get all
the energy out on social media, let them make profiles, talk to whomever they
want. And I'm not
on it. Oh, you got to keep the breadwinner safe. Yeah, dude. I got to, you know,
my brain got to be
here. Yeah. Um, you know, dude, I was thinking that there, a lot of, uh, the
pedophiles that are now,
I guess they always, now it's not even cops busting them. It's just like dudes
busting them. It's like,
regular dude, they'll just wander up on a guy and they're like, so who you here
to see,
you know? Right. And it's just some guy. And, but the, you know, the guy has
been flirt,
flirting with a child online, a hypothetical child. The other guy who's busting
them has
been sitting around pretending to be a child. Right.
Making sexual advances or I don't want to say that entirely, but communicating
sexually with,
uh, an hypothetical adult. Cause at that point they don't know they're online,
which both sides of it, like definitely the predator is that's it. That's a
crime.
The other side also has to be a little bit weird at a certain times. Like the
psyche that happens,
if all day or six hours a day for four days a week, you're sitting there
pretending to be a child
and like responding to like sexual advances of adults has to be kind of weird.
It's yes.
But then they get them to these places and instead of busting them, now they're
doing things where
there's physical challenges and they let them go if they can complete the
physical challenge.
I mean, it's kind of a genius move because it's like, it's kind of like, you
know, um, uh, American
Ninja Warrior meets Chris Hansen, which is kind of dope. You know what I mean?
It's kind of interesting
cause we have to get to that level. But I think, yeah, I, unfortunately now
everything you got to
know what's content, everything in some ways is content. You do got to think, I
agree with you,
you know, these people that expose the pedophiles, it's like, you're not a pedophile,
but you're also not doing it for the greater good. I think there has to be some
weird psychological
thing that has to mess with you after a while. Um, bring up what some of the,
uh, those pedophiles
that were completing the challenges and stuff. Can you, can you see that? You
look at kind of beefy
dude up in the shoulders, like you're stronger now. I have been in, I've been
in the gym. Yeah. I'm
feeling tired though. Now, do you think you have early stage COVID? What do you,
what are you tired
from? Do you think? Bro, I don't, you have to, first of all, fully believe in
COVID to even get
it. I believe a hundred percent, but they're just getting stronger. That's
great. And then
they let them back in a lot. It's like, they're just getting stronger. Yeah.
Well, they're getting,
some were doing hurdles. One guy had to eat like 40 eggs and it's like, okay,
now he's,
now you got mad protein and you can grab any kid you want. Well, it's just,
they're getting
stronger. So do you think then the solution is obviously to give the kids guns?
Oh, dude.
Would that be the solution? I don't know. I know that's going to happen.
Because that's what's
going to happen is the first active shooter is going to go in with a plan and
get shot by the
students right away and just feel like an idiot. What if they had a dude named
Guantanamo Bay,
right? B-A-E. And he was just like this gay dude in the like, in Guantanamo
that was just
like slurping everybody. Oh yeah. Be like, everything fine. Dude, I would, I
would want to get
arrested. You would be that, you'd be a great guy to be Guantanamo Bay. And I
know how to play both
sides. I know how to play Latino and gay. Easily. You could do it. I have both
dudes living inside
me right now. Yeah. Well, I think, I mean, yeah, I think, look, if that's how
you feel, I'm not,
I'm not, you know, I'm a- I don't know. I'll tell you how I feel about that. My
pronouns are
he, nosotros. Yes. He, nosotros. Wait, nosotros. What's the string, nosotros
and vosotros? Vosotros
means, um, us. And what does nosotros mean? We. Got it. I think that's it. Oh,
vosotros means
you. Sorry. I think it's formal. Can you hit that accent? Cause I'm- Vosotros.
God. Damn,
dude. I'll have two kids right now.
God. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn.
Damn.