Name: Who Will Become the Next Mayor of New York City?
Uploaded: 2025-09-12T16:30:20.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Who Will Become the Next Mayor of New York City?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Who Will Become the Next Mayor of New York City?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-12. Transcript available.

let's talk a little bit about what's going on in new york i know right now you
guys have mom donnie
do you think he'll be able to he's running for mayor right he's probably going
to win too for
mayor he is but that's why i've packed up and left new york city really well i
live in the suburbs
okay so you've already left yeah what's that heat up there like what's like
what's going on do you
notice any of it in the air or not um i think um mom donnie you notice that
people are starting
the new york post which is the only one i mess with the new york post really
goes after him hard
oh they do so there's a little bit of fear mongering i think amongst the media
um i do think that he
probably has good intentions but i think like most of us think is that you know
new york city is a city
that you need millionaires and billionaires and if you drive them all out with
the tax with the tax
hikes then you're just going to lose the the city so i think that's the fear i
think i understand what
he wants with you know people should pay their everybody should pay more fair
taxes i'm all with
that but you know he has an idea of like raising the millionaires tax millionaires
billionaires like
to like a level that they're just because i know people it's easy for people to
say oh but they have
so much money it's like yeah but that's their mindset how they got so much
money they never thought
like that so you're not going to change some like 55 year old white dude's
mindset like he's about
that money so if you want him to stay and keep contributing to the tax burden
you got to make
it appetizing for him or he's just going to go to florida or tennessee or
somewhere else
or she or they well let me establish him a little bit so zoran he is what
ethnicity is he
pakistani i think is he or indian zoran you don't want to mess that up because
pakistan and india
we don't want to mess with the zoran you don't know no way oh yeah there's mom
don he was born
in kampala uganda uh yeah to an indian family
okay zoran mamdani the democratic nominee for new york city mayor and current
assembly member
centers his politics on affordability social security nets freeze rents on rent
stabilized units and triple
affordable housing construction aiming for 200 000 new units in 10 years
increased enforcement
against exploitive landlords and establish an office of deed theft prevention
for homeowners
especially in black and latin x neighborhoods alphabet city double funding for
public housing preservation
yeah distribute baby baskets with essential goods and resources to all new york
city parents
increased new york city minimum wage to 30 an hour about 2030 so he definitely
kind of has this like uh
for the little man yeah that's what he's thinking about for the little man
which i
respect but i just don't know if new york city is this city for it i just i don't
know i honestly don't
the thing is i really don't know all this stuff is above my head yeah i've just
i've just left the city
all right so you're out my well well because do you think the city changed over
my girl wanted to
leave and she's latina you know that's the thing is like people think i think
people think like oh
you know the media has made everyone think like that white people are just the
worst and we're the
only ones who you know don't want this or that but it's like yo the latinas bro
if you've ever put
like a google translate at a puerto rican barbecue whoo they're unhappy i mean
bro you think you'd be
like okay senor hitler oh like you know what i mean like they they go in but i
think it's interesting
to have guys that are different like get it i'm always the underdog fan right
right i'm always the
underdog fan um yeah well he's not the underdog though i don't i think it's
pretty clear he's going
to win i mean you got governor cuomo um who was running against him right
running against it's a
runoff right in the nursing home so he's trying he keeps trying to get mom donnie
into a nursing
home so he can murk him got curtis leewa uh silwa who's got the beret which i
would vote for him
i i understand but i can't he won't take his hat off let me see bring up silwa
on that yeah silwa
so that's the problem is silwa won't take the hat off so i can't have you as my
mayor with that hat
on you know what i mean like i just if he took the hat off i think he'd get
more votes but he refused
he wears the full suit with that hat on oh yeah it's kind of like the muffin
man let's get a look
let's get a little bit more of him can we get some audio on him yeah lift and uber
and they are
constantly being threatened with perverts who come up to them sexually harass
them men for the most
part don't have that issue pat i'm in all 350 neighborhoods all 472 of the
platforms in the
vast city subway system i'm the only candidate in this subway every day what
are you talking about
do you think he acts like he what he what is he the fucking he he's he the lord
of doordash drivers
there's no way he's in all those places dude could you imagine he looks like
fucking he looks like
isador dash dude he looks like the great chancellor of doordashian dude he and
he's just yelling about
perverts and hoovers dude they should have a show called keeping up with the doordashians
yeah