Name: Theo Von - Vietnamese Animal Rights
Uploaded: 2017-12-13T19:07:44.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von - Vietnamese Animal Rights' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-12-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von - Vietnamese Animal Rights' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-12-13. Transcript available.

i was in vietnam and you know you can go to the markets there and they kill an
animal right there
for you in the market you know what i'm saying you want to uh you want an owl
you want a little
bit of owl meat chop chop you know they got a um aardvark you want a little bit
of aardvark
next thing you know they crack crack cracked open a spine of aardvark
you know and they got you know they pouring a marrow into a cup and they
dipping you out
a couple of a couple of a couple of vark medallions you know next thing you
know you're
rolling out of there with eight little cuts of you know vark so people you know
you go into these
vietnamese markets anything is a meat what do you want you want a little bit i
mean look dude if some
if some uh some visitors went missing dude i guarantee you they show up on a
menu in a market
you want two pounds of kathy huh you want a couple grams of andy we got him
so i went in there and i was thinking you know with these american thoughts you
know i went in there
like oh they got a pit they had a couple of uh pigeons in there you know or
might have been uh
what is it um some of god's canaries you know uh a couple partridges that a
couple partridges in
there in a cage you could buy them you know dollar a partridge so i'm thinking
i'll get me a partridge
i'm gonna set it free i'm gonna change the game you know i'm gonna be this big
you know fancy fella
here i'm gonna come in here and show these viettes how to change the game by
setting animals free
dude i bought one dollar for a uh partridge right get that partridge i'll run
outside i mean this is my
moment in the sun you know this is my uh this is i let that that partridge
loose man i tell you
immediately eight different vietnamese people jumped on this partridge they had
a one dude pulled a sword
out of his belt and went right at the partridge dude another dude came rolling
off of a tree branch
dropped down on a rope and try to snatch for it another i mean people came
it was like it was choreographed by the lord it was just not just eight
different levels of partridge
attackers and one guy got to it first right grabbed it right out there in the
wild in the open
in a in a parking lot by a vietnamese market snapped its neck did a nip neck
snap on that partridge you
know i'm not talking l5s1 dude i'm talking l9 i'm talking about up top snapped
its neck and just put
it right on his shoulder because the vietnamese have small little shoulders you
know barely could hold a
book on them barely could really hold a small book or a notepad you kind of
probably comfortably
set a notepad but they got very very small shoulders and he walked off and that's
when i realized wow
yeah animal rights definitely but uh but these people aren't killing these partridges
over here
because for fun that man was going home that man was going to have thanksgiving
dinner or whatever
you know vietnamese holiday supported a meal that man was going to feed his
family