Name: Pete Davidson is Hyped to Become a Dad
Uploaded: 2025-09-25T00:01:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Pete Davidson is Hyped to Become a Dad' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Pete Davidson is Hyped to Become a Dad' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-25. Transcript available.

Once you started to feel better, did that create a space for you?
Because I know you're having a child.
Do you have a child yet?
I'm having a child, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A boy?
We have not disclosed.
But you do know, though?
Oh, we know.
Okay, got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, coming soon.
Dropping a baby soon.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm fucking thrilled, dude.
That's cool.
It was...
Was it hard to get to that place?
Do you think you'd have been able to get there if you didn't get into sobriety
or those sort of things or get into the recovery, like, that sort of
environment?
Like, did that adjust any of the way that you were, like, thinking about having
a family
or relationships or anything?
So, thank God that I'm sober and where I am.
I wish I had more time.
I don't think anybody's ever like, I'm ready.
I wouldn't know.
But I wish I had more time of sobriety because it's only been, like, a year and
change.
But I'm very grateful that it happened now and with the person, with Elsie,
because,
you know, in other relationships or when I was, you know, I was a drug addict
and, you
know, very mentally deranged.
But, like, that was my goal.
Like, I need to have a kid.
I need to get married.
Like, because that's how I grew up.
Like, all my aunts and uncles got married at, like, 21.
And they knew each other since grammar school.
And, like, they had three kids by 26.
Oh, that's fire department stat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Blue collar.
Meeting a burn unit and fucking.
Yeah.
So, like.
A couple skin grafts and then we're having one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
Like, every music video.
Like, you know?
But I was so not ready.
I was not.
I didn't even know.
I still don't really know who I am.
I think I'm learning.
But there was no fucking way that that was possible.
And I almost think that's why it didn't happen.
Because I was like, I need to do this.
I have to do this.
And, you know, no one wanted to do that with me.
Like, you know?
Like, you know?
But I think I knew that.
And that's why it was like.
And then I just, then I just was, I stopped dating and I was like, I need to
fucking get better.
And I need to, like, be in a place where I could even have a healthy
relationship.
And, like, if that comes, great.
It's like, you can't, like, you can't go into stuff with, like, this, these, I
got to.
Like, that's, first of all, it's a lot of pressure on your partner.
It's a lot of pressure on you.
And you're, like, kind of setting yourself up for failure.
And it's, like, you know, that was just, like, my whole upbringing was, like,
that's how it works.
So I think it was, like, kind of backwards for me.
Especially in this business.
That's not how that works.
Yeah.
You know?
Because people have options.
You know?
Yeah.
When you're growing up in a small town, it's, like, there's these four girls
you could pick from.
Yeah.
Like, this is who I went to school with.
You know?
So I'm really grateful it happened now.
And I wasn't looking for a relationship or looking to, you know, obviously I
wanted to, but I wasn't looking to have a baby.
And it all just kind of happened at once.
And it's been, like, awesome.
Dang.
Yeah.
I'm, like, relieved it's her.
And just, it's, yeah, I'm fucking excited, dude.
It's awesome.
It sounds super corny, but just, like, super stoked to give this kid a happy
childhood and be reliable.
And just, like, not, you just don't want your kid, I mean, fuck, though, I know
I'm not a dad, but I'm going to be.
But, like, I assume, I just want my kid to not have the same troubles I had and
fears and insecurities and just, like, just be there.
Just, like, be there and be, like, a solid, like, rock, you know?
And also I'm excited to see my girl be a mom.
Yeah.
That's going to be cool.
Oh, that is cool.
You know?
And it'll probably be so hot, too.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just like, whoa.
Put a fucking apron on her or whatever.
Yeah, she's going to get to do cool mom shit, you know, and, you know, scream.
The bus is here!
I'm like, oh, fuck, yeah.
That's so hot.
No, but all kidding aside, like, I'm just.
You're doing one of those Yes, We Can tattoos right there?
Yeah.
I'm just excited.
You know, Halloween, we all dress up together.
Oh, it's fun.
Because now Halloween will be cool and not, like, sad, you know, that we're all
being whores and we're 30, you know?
Yeah, you're out there slurping some chick's crotch for a snicker or whatever.
Yeah.
Totally.
Tight shit, man.
Hell yeah, dude.
And then after you're done slurping, she's like, I don't even have Snickers.
You're like, oh, Halloween, dude.
Oh, dude.
Boo.
Boo.
How does Amy feel?
Does she weigh in about it?
My mom would have this kid with me if she could.
My mom has been fucking starved for a grandchild.
She's already, she's talking to my girl's belly, being like, I'm Amy.
I'm Amy.
She's like, that's Grandma Amy.
I'm Amy.
I'm like, you got to back off.
That sounds a little cultural appropriation as well, a little bit.
You got to back off a little bit.
She's overly excited.
It's also, it's sweet because I feel guilty about my mom giving up dating and
just having a life in general to raise me and my sister alone.
And I didn't realize until I got older, like, oh, shit.
Like, she was kind of the goat.
Like, she really cared.
And I feel like since me and my sister moved out and we're getting older, like,
she's kind of, I don't want to talk in any sort of way about, but I feel like
she's kind of bored and a little lonely.
Because I've been like, you should date.
And she's like, nah, your dad was my guy.
And I'm like, they don't make you anymore, this woman.
You know what I mean?
And I just, I'm very excited for her to have, not purpose, but just like to be
excited about something.
And like, you know, baby something, you know, and raise something.
So I'm really excited to see her in that grandma role.
It's going to be cool, dude.
And I'm excited for Amy.
Yeah, I'm stoked.
It's going to be fun.
Yeah.
And just grow the family.
It's cool.
You guys deserve it.
Thanks, man.
Yeah, I'm excited.
I'm also like, we're, I don't know if you have a huge family, but my, I have
six aunts and uncles and they all have three, four kids.
So there's like 40 cousins.
And I was like, I was first in the paint to have a kid.
Really?
Yeah.
So this baby's going to get all the love because it's first.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Oh, yeah, dude.
Yeah.
So I'm stoked.
I'm stoked.