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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Glenny Balls and Theo Talk About Aliens and the Supernatural' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-26. Transcript available.

i love the water man i sometimes i just there's something special about just
being in the water
i'm such a fan of it oh yeah well i think um that a lot of people believe that
life started
right out of the water it kind of makes sense we kind of seem like something
the ocean left
or i don't know yeah i wonder if god like because you have to have water to
make anything dude
look at probably most recipes use water everything so for sure like god made us
with water so
obviously yeah yeah i think i remember for some reason remember the movie war
of the worlds that
came out like 20 years ago tom cruise alien movie ruined my life i was
terrified the hell out of me
it was an alien attack movie but at the end they find out that they like
started saying how everything
starts in water and water i think well that was signs actually and water is um
like how all this
started like how they fought the aliens but it's also in science because the
signs they're also
though aliens are anti-water as well oh yeah so i'm maybe mixing up my alien
movies well remember
like a few months ago they're like aliens are in the water now nobody even
gives a shit people are
just out there fucking yeah doing lazy rivers and shit i was like i was looking
the other day some
kids are in a lazy river we gotta go to a lazy river we've been talking about
what are you talking
about there's fucking oh man we gotta go there's cyborgs in the deep end homie
yeah someone i
did see that i saw a tweet about the jersey drones too what happened to that oh
dude that's sort of
what happened to that i think that was just a new papa john's delivery swarm or
whatever that was
just jersey mike's trying a new fucking for three weeks we saw the lights going
on in new jersey i
knew people that saw him like really yeah you're lying one of my buddies his um
frat brother from
college is a cop on tom's river new jersey and he was like texting them like i'm
seeing these things
they're here did the well why didn't you shoot at him or something you're a
fucking cop he's just
texting his buddies you're doing the same thing we're doing i don't know if you
could go straight
at him what do you mean you're who's gonna see i saw somebody attacking what
are you gonna say
the tom's river police department gonna take out the alien drones yeah dude all
he does is tom's
river pd bro they hit dingers it's like probably five guys on the shore on the
force dude whatever
we cheer for those little bastards when they won the world series yeah their
world series little
league world series home hit a ball at one of those drones fraser yeah yeah
they could you think the
very least they could just hit a freaking fly ball and take out a couple drones
well especially like
the fact that there's if it's aliens or whatever that they're spying on new
jersey i'm like
dude yes get some jersey but get like a charcuterie of america get some other
places as well
she just don't think that everybody is um you know yeah you know uh has a side
hustle doing
trading cards or whatever that's that that is very new jersey it's such a
creepy thing though
thinking about like aliens and if that they exist you know it's actually a very
weird thing to me too
what's your take on um like supernatural stuff supernatural like what do you
mean like one of my
what do i know so one of my best friends is scott and we call him sal i don't
know why we call him
stop we call him sal anyway he was here actually in nashville on a bachelor
party like three years ago
and true like he's a normal person he's one of my best friends truly to this
day claims that like they
came home from the bar one night he was asleep and there was like some sort of
entity like over him
looking at him and he was like i remember he came home the next day and like we
got lunch and he was
telling us like this thing is real we saw it multiple times and it's almost
like freeing or like feels
good because i know that stuff exists and now i know like god is real is what
he said it was and
he's completely normal guy did he stands by it wow did he bring a chick home
maybe it was he just
brought a tall chick home with it he said it was tall he did say it was a tall
baby but some of that
shit's super scary man like i recently had uh i was in los angeles probably
less than a year ago
and you know like staying and we rented a house in the hills and the hills for
me is very scary i don't
like the hills it's very like i'm secluded and away from everything it's just
staying there in general
freaks me out and i was there with one of my producers and um he was lining at
like 1am and i
was landing i landed at like 6 and i went to this house i didn't realize we
booked it so far into the
hills it was almost under the hollywood sign oh yeah and it was uh we got there
and i was like this place
is fucking terrifying look nothing like the pictures it was a nice house but it
was like almost like 70s
themed like the pool wasn't even hot it was cold and then like vince neil died
here or whatever like
he's alive there still but that that's what ruined like charles manson all that
shit ruined the hills
for me it freaks me out so i'm in there i'm sitting there in my bed just really
in a pretzel like this
freaked out and i kid you not i hear the loudest boom out of the blue don't
know what it is had no
idea what it was it wasn't those fucking costco dudes it was it aj yeah it was
it was it was big
it was big big aj and the next thing i know the rizzer's there that guy dude
the crazy part is the
rizzer doesn't even fucking know big aj the whole thing's unreal yeah so many
people think they're
that he's big aj's child he's just like a fifth grader or something or fourth
he got held back
allegedly and then they're like kind of this jewish power lifting family i
actually had the
rizzer on one of your shows recently he was in the audience and he came up on
stage very nice guy
but also dude he fucking he was drinking soda at like almost 10 p.m i'm like
yeah i saw you saying
that at craigs but then on daddy mcprides episode yeah it's like he i was like
what time is your
bedtime and he's like you know he gave me one of those like whenever he gets
tired is when the
rizzer goes to sleep he said big money don't sleep i was like what how much
money do you think the
rizzer has it's got to be multiple millions i think right you think so i he's
like the most famous
person on the internet it's a great point and he does like a children is he
working in a children's
market he's kind of edging into adult marketing though i wonder if kids even
like are fans of him
i think it's more of adults just enamored with him he's so gorgeous he's
unbelievable he's definitely uh
i like that he's just himself right yeah yeah he got up on stage the other
night and answered a couple
questions for us i think i've been learning to i've been seeing videos of him
it seems like he's getting
more confident in like speaking and stuff which is nice because he's literally
just a nine-year-old kid
yeah yeah that's what i was hoping i was like let's get him up here and at
least get a little
bit of practice in front of you know a random night and um yeah it was great
man that was great
to see him anyway here this boom i don't even investigate i'm terrified i'm
going to meet a few
buddies at barney's beanery and i'm like you know what i'm just gonna go i'm
not coming back home
till my producer lands at 1 a.m so i gotta occupy myself until he lands there's
no way i'm going back
there alone so i go to this i'm at barney's beanery for like seven hours
because i refuse to go home
finally he picks me up we go in the house i go to bed i close the door it was
the mirror on the back
of the door just that's when i realized what it was just fell by itself it was
on like six screws just
fell by itself and broke no didn't break no idea why it just i was literally
sitting in the bed it was
where that tv is just fell out of blue and i was like this is not for me too
much up there yeah i'm
i'm not into not into the uh supernatural stuff there's been i think other
times in my house
oh well that's not that yeah i mean that's pretty supernatural but that's also
just bad drywall
probably i mean that could be a mix of things right i think my house is haunted
i think well yeah but
that's do you yeah actually so my buddy claims he did this in like the third
grade my friend frank
i don't know if it's him or not or like my parents told him to tell me this to
ease my mind oh yeah
but literally in my attic i'm pretty sure there's something carved that says
like darkness is here
on the wall which i don't i don't like i'm always wondering if someone's
getting it gotten into my
attic oh dude i went into my attic dude yeah i went into my attic not long ago
and was like who's
up here like because first of all the way they have an attic set up it's the
scariest thing ever dude
because first of all you have to find a square on the ceiling of your regular
home right and it has
a string hanging out of it so obviously your attic is go it's that time of the
month in your attic
right always want to hear a bad thing about my attic too the door to get into
it is in my room my
childhood bedroom so it's right there yeah that's the way to get to the attic
and on top of that we
growing up we used to be a big halloween family so you would go all out for halloween
yeah there's
like a fucking old witch up there we still have this witch like a full-sized
witch she's green she's
got a huge snozz so every time i walk up there she's just staring at me oh they're
all it's all up there
all my jerseys that i had when i was a kid my witch it's it's a scary place it's
a very scary
setup because first of all you have to find that place and if it's in your
childhood room and and
that means just like there's this open portal to like scary pieces of the
holidays that we keep in
our attic right exactly so first of all you have to find that cable thing you
pull on it right or
sometimes there's even like a stick that's in a closet this little hook you
have to find that
it's an insane thing and it's they built the whole contraption it's literally
like um a pull like
the earliest pilates thing that they ever made it's from like the 1700s uh you
can hear the polio leg
like just it's just like one big polio leg kind of folds out of there it's the
same things that they
used to use to make uh like forest gumps like leg like braces yeah it's like
braces it's the same
part of that makes a ladder that comes down my uh and you have to climb up
there and then
you get up there all the hollow it's like there's a snowman that's looking at
you right there are um
there's a five yeah like there's halloween it's just all the holidays are
sitting right there waiting
that is interesting thought that all the holidays are right there and it's
scary and i have a turkey
and they all live up there when you're not and it's like they all stopped and
there's just like
and i'm like who's up here and you just hear bells will be ringing that sounds
kind of nice yeah i'm
like okay just making sure everybody's getting along up here everyone's good it's
almost your time
and they then that's big they're up three months in a row halloween thanksgiving
christmas bing bang
boom so there's nine months of nothing yeah nine months of sleep no but then
you have the easter rabbit
he's like i'm hiding eggs they're all just up there having a good time they're
on the fourth it's long
it's a big thing that's a fun idea to think about all the holidays hanging out
oh they're all just
hanging out up there in your attic dude uh and then there's black history month
they're like what's
up
santa where them hose is you're like okay this is getting this is getting a
little turnt but hey
have a good time guys as long as it's getting turnt as long as you're having
fun their body their
choice they're popping off that's it yeah when it comes to like yeah santa uh
frankenstein
whoever your body your choice totally and dude i'm telling you i have a witch
up there there's a
legitimate green witch it's a life-size witch of course it's horrifying i haven't
been up there
my heart's almost beating a little bit thinking about the attic yeah it's a
scary thing the attic is so
scary i had to go up the other day in my house and i was like how do i even
where is the attic and
first like oh that's where it is because every now and then i'll hear something
up there and i'm like
and for the first two months i didn't even care i'm like if the guy's up there
or he's coming in and
out he's obviously passive i've been hearing it for two months he's not trying
to attack or whatever
unless he's up there plotting but he would be louder you know he'd have a chalkboard
going i
would hear something you know i'd hear like you know him watching john gruden
youtubes or something
i would hear that would be nice i would hear some strategy though you know
spider 2 webinar just in
the back of your ear but uh yeah it's an interesting thing man i don't know how
i feel about all the
supernatural stuff i hope ghosts aren't real but then i hope they are because
if they are that means god's
real hmm yeah well also when you i think there's two ways to or like i don't
think there's two ways
to look at it i just like saying that once in a while but um i think believing
in god is a very
it's extraterrestrial in a certain way right believing in like that we've come
from something right like
not that god's alien but that you're believing in something supernatural so to
believe that's that
supernatural powers could only go in the scope of what you want them you know i'm
saying like
sometimes we like to think of things only as we want to think of them but i
think if you're going
to believe in supernatural then a lot of things would be possible yeah i think
it kind of goes hand in
hand because like that's just one thing i always say i don't even i don't know
anything about how the
universe was created but even the big bang theory wasn't that few like
particles or chemicals coming
together and exploding yeah like how did those chemicals get there those
particles get there in the
first place there's a first meth lab really yeah yeah that was the first how
did those first things
come together though it's a crazy thought to think about yeah like when did it
start no one will know
it's crazy it's definitely interesting and then they allow us to show up and
mill around us loiter
through life just like traveling by having some bruschetta you know what i'm
saying watching the
genocide and then you know trying to find a nice just and then they're like
commercials during the
genocide it's like nothing goes with this mass slaughter like a pinot noir you
know you're like
god what has happened to us um very sad times in a lot of ways but but yeah man
but you still have to
live your life right and it's interesting but then you're like is satan just
amongst us like we treat
each other human beings we're all instead of just being like hey look how crazy
it is we're all living
together on this magical christmas ornament of the lord that got hung in outer
space
we're here shooting each other like imagine if you saw a christmas tree and you
see a beautiful
ornament it's the most beautiful ornament there is and you go and you look
really close right like you
zoom in like you do and like a google maps for a christmas one with the most
beautiful one that exists
it's like a diamond in the sky and you look at it and you're like holy shit
they are gunning each
other down on this fucking thing stop that yeah you're like why this is
supposed to be an ornament
there's no bad things that happen in snow globes yeah yeah and this is it this
is the best snow globe
and it's the best i feel like we can do better in this snow globe man i really
believe that
it's the best snow globe man i really believe it's the best snow globe man it's
the best snow globe man
it's the best snow globe man i really believe it's the best snow globe man i
really believe it

Glenny Balls and Theo Talk About Aliens and the Supernatural

i love the water man i sometimes i just there's something special about just
being in the water
i'm such a fan of it oh yeah well i think um that a lot of people believe that
life started
right out of the water it kind of makes sense we kind of seem like something
the ocean left
or i don't know yeah i wonder if god like because you have to have water to
make anything dude
look at probably most recipes use water everything so for sure like god made us
with water so
obviously yeah yeah i think i remember for some reason remember the movie war
of the worlds that
came out like 20 years ago tom cruise alien movie ruined my life i was
terrified the hell out of me
it was an alien attack movie but at the end they find out that they like
started saying how everything
starts in water and water i think well that was signs actually and water is um
like how all this
started like how they fought the aliens but it's also in science because the
signs they're also
though aliens are anti-water as well oh yeah so i'm maybe mixing up my alien
movies well remember
like a few months ago they're like aliens are in the water now nobody even
gives a shit people are
just out there fucking yeah doing lazy rivers and shit i was like i was looking
the other day some
kids are in a lazy river we gotta go to a lazy river we've been talking about
what are you talking
about there's fucking oh man we gotta go there's cyborgs in the deep end homie
yeah someone i
did see that i saw a tweet about the jersey drones too what happened to that oh
dude that's sort of
what happened to that i think that was just a new papa john's delivery swarm or
whatever that was
just jersey mike's trying a new fucking for three weeks we saw the lights going
on in new jersey i
knew people that saw him like really yeah you're lying one of my buddies his um
frat brother from
college is a cop on tom's river new jersey and he was like texting them like i'm
seeing these things
they're here did the well why didn't you shoot at him or something you're a
fucking cop he's just
texting his buddies you're doing the same thing we're doing i don't know if you
could go straight
at him what do you mean you're who's gonna see i saw somebody attacking what
are you gonna say
the tom's river police department gonna take out the alien drones yeah dude all
he does is tom's
river pd bro they hit dingers it's like probably five guys on the shore on the
force dude whatever
we cheer for those little bastards when they won the world series yeah their
world series little
league world series home hit a ball at one of those drones fraser yeah yeah
they could you think the
very least they could just hit a freaking fly ball and take out a couple drones
well especially like
the fact that there's if it's aliens or whatever that they're spying on new
jersey i'm like
dude yes get some jersey but get like a charcuterie of america get some other
places as well
she just don't think that everybody is um you know yeah you know uh has a side
hustle doing
trading cards or whatever that's that that is very new jersey it's such a
creepy thing though
thinking about like aliens and if that they exist you know it's actually a very
weird thing to me too
what's your take on um like supernatural stuff supernatural like what do you
mean like one of my
what do i know so one of my best friends is scott and we call him sal i don't
know why we call him
stop we call him sal anyway he was here actually in nashville on a bachelor
party like three years ago
and true like he's a normal person he's one of my best friends truly to this
day claims that like they
came home from the bar one night he was asleep and there was like some sort of
entity like over him
looking at him and he was like i remember he came home the next day and like we
got lunch and he was
telling us like this thing is real we saw it multiple times and it's almost
like freeing or like feels
good because i know that stuff exists and now i know like god is real is what
he said it was and
he's completely normal guy did he stands by it wow did he bring a chick home
maybe it was he just
brought a tall chick home with it he said it was tall he did say it was a tall
baby but some of that
shit's super scary man like i recently had uh i was in los angeles probably
less than a year ago
and you know like staying and we rented a house in the hills and the hills for
me is very scary i don't
like the hills it's very like i'm secluded and away from everything it's just
staying there in general
freaks me out and i was there with one of my producers and um he was lining at
like 1am and i
was landing i landed at like 6 and i went to this house i didn't realize we
booked it so far into the
hills it was almost under the hollywood sign oh yeah and it was uh we got there
and i was like this place
is fucking terrifying look nothing like the pictures it was a nice house but it
was like almost like 70s
themed like the pool wasn't even hot it was cold and then like vince neil died
here or whatever like
he's alive there still but that that's what ruined like charles manson all that
shit ruined the hills
for me it freaks me out so i'm in there i'm sitting there in my bed just really
in a pretzel like this
freaked out and i kid you not i hear the loudest boom out of the blue don't
know what it is had no
idea what it was it wasn't those fucking costco dudes it was it aj yeah it was
it was it was big
it was big big aj and the next thing i know the rizzer's there that guy dude
the crazy part is the
rizzer doesn't even fucking know big aj the whole thing's unreal yeah so many
people think they're
that he's big aj's child he's just like a fifth grader or something or fourth
he got held back
allegedly and then they're like kind of this jewish power lifting family i
actually had the
rizzer on one of your shows recently he was in the audience and he came up on
stage very nice guy
but also dude he fucking he was drinking soda at like almost 10 p.m i'm like
yeah i saw you saying
that at craigs but then on daddy mcprides episode yeah it's like he i was like
what time is your
bedtime and he's like you know he gave me one of those like whenever he gets
tired is when the
rizzer goes to sleep he said big money don't sleep i was like what how much
money do you think the
rizzer has it's got to be multiple millions i think right you think so i he's
like the most famous
person on the internet it's a great point and he does like a children is he
working in a children's
market he's kind of edging into adult marketing though i wonder if kids even
like are fans of him
i think it's more of adults just enamored with him he's so gorgeous he's
unbelievable he's definitely uh
i like that he's just himself right yeah yeah he got up on stage the other
night and answered a couple
questions for us i think i've been learning to i've been seeing videos of him
it seems like he's getting
more confident in like speaking and stuff which is nice because he's literally
just a nine-year-old kid
yeah yeah that's what i was hoping i was like let's get him up here and at
least get a little
bit of practice in front of you know a random night and um yeah it was great
man that was great
to see him anyway here this boom i don't even investigate i'm terrified i'm
going to meet a few
buddies at barney's beanery and i'm like you know what i'm just gonna go i'm
not coming back home
till my producer lands at 1 a.m so i gotta occupy myself until he lands there's
no way i'm going back
there alone so i go to this i'm at barney's beanery for like seven hours
because i refuse to go home
finally he picks me up we go in the house i go to bed i close the door it was
the mirror on the back
of the door just that's when i realized what it was just fell by itself it was
on like six screws just
fell by itself and broke no didn't break no idea why it just i was literally
sitting in the bed it was
where that tv is just fell out of blue and i was like this is not for me too
much up there yeah i'm
i'm not into not into the uh supernatural stuff there's been i think other
times in my house
oh well that's not that yeah i mean that's pretty supernatural but that's also
just bad drywall
probably i mean that could be a mix of things right i think my house is haunted
i think well yeah but
that's do you yeah actually so my buddy claims he did this in like the third
grade my friend frank
i don't know if it's him or not or like my parents told him to tell me this to
ease my mind oh yeah
but literally in my attic i'm pretty sure there's something carved that says
like darkness is here
on the wall which i don't i don't like i'm always wondering if someone's
getting it gotten into my
attic oh dude i went into my attic dude yeah i went into my attic not long ago
and was like who's
up here like because first of all the way they have an attic set up it's the
scariest thing ever dude
because first of all you have to find a square on the ceiling of your regular
home right and it has
a string hanging out of it so obviously your attic is go it's that time of the
month in your attic
right always want to hear a bad thing about my attic too the door to get into
it is in my room my
childhood bedroom so it's right there yeah that's the way to get to the attic
and on top of that we
growing up we used to be a big halloween family so you would go all out for halloween
yeah there's
like a fucking old witch up there we still have this witch like a full-sized
witch she's green she's
got a huge snozz so every time i walk up there she's just staring at me oh they're
all it's all up there
all my jerseys that i had when i was a kid my witch it's it's a scary place it's
a very scary
setup because first of all you have to find that place and if it's in your
childhood room and and
that means just like there's this open portal to like scary pieces of the
holidays that we keep in
our attic right exactly so first of all you have to find that cable thing you
pull on it right or
sometimes there's even like a stick that's in a closet this little hook you
have to find that
it's an insane thing and it's they built the whole contraption it's literally
like um a pull like
the earliest pilates thing that they ever made it's from like the 1700s uh you
can hear the polio leg
like just it's just like one big polio leg kind of folds out of there it's the
same things that they
used to use to make uh like forest gumps like leg like braces yeah it's like
braces it's the same
part of that makes a ladder that comes down my uh and you have to climb up
there and then
you get up there all the hollow it's like there's a snowman that's looking at
you right there are um
there's a five yeah like there's halloween it's just all the holidays are
sitting right there waiting
that is interesting thought that all the holidays are right there and it's
scary and i have a turkey
and they all live up there when you're not and it's like they all stopped and
there's just like
and i'm like who's up here and you just hear bells will be ringing that sounds
kind of nice yeah i'm
like okay just making sure everybody's getting along up here everyone's good it's
almost your time
and they then that's big they're up three months in a row halloween thanksgiving
christmas bing bang
boom so there's nine months of nothing yeah nine months of sleep no but then
you have the easter rabbit
he's like i'm hiding eggs they're all just up there having a good time they're
on the fourth it's long
it's a big thing that's a fun idea to think about all the holidays hanging out
oh they're all just
hanging out up there in your attic dude uh and then there's black history month
they're like what's
up
santa where them hose is you're like okay this is getting this is getting a
little turnt but hey
have a good time guys as long as it's getting turnt as long as you're having
fun their body their
choice they're popping off that's it yeah when it comes to like yeah santa uh
frankenstein
whoever your body your choice totally an