Name: This Past Weekend: Meet My Family Christmas
Uploaded: 2017-12-30T04:37:34.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'This Past Weekend: Meet My Family Christmas' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-12-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'This Past Weekend: Meet My Family Christmas' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-12-30. Transcript available.

This Past Weekend
Alright guys, welcome to This Past Weekend.
I'm Theo Vaughn and it is...
Well, it doesn't really matter what date it is.
Because this is just a little holiday doodad.
You know, this is just something. This is just a little sprinkle.
This is just a little sprinkle.
And I hope that your holiday was great.
And we got New Year's on the horizon.
We got that fresh, you know, we got that fresh dove out there.
We got that fresh dove.
And that thing can fly any way you want to.
You know, any way you want that dove to squawk, you can get that dove to squawk.
And I hope that your New Year...
You know, whenever you think about your New Year, I hope it just...
You think about it with hope.
And I hope that your New Year fills you up.
You know, makes your loins thick and makes your heart full.
And makes your eyes plentiful with all the gifts that you want.
And all the things that you want.
And all the vibes that you want to fill you up on the inside and out.
And I was fortunate over Christmas to spend time with my family.
You know, we're just like any other family.
We've had ups and downs and everything.
But, you know, when my heart gets around my family, it just feels...
It's almost like a metal detector.
You know, and it feels that...
You know, I can feel it beeping, going off a little bit.
And it just makes me...
You know, there's nothing else like it.
If people share in blood, that's wild.
To think that your blood is inside of somebody else's body at the same time.
And they're running around and doing whatever they want.
Woo!
That's wild, man.
That's a gift.
That's a blessing.
That's dangerous.
That's stunning.
That's baffling.
Powerful.
It's everything.
But I just wanted to make this little video and take you guys into my family.
Meet my family a little bit.
And I'm just...
You know, I love my family.
And I'm grateful to have them.
And, you know, my higher power has blessed me with a big, exciting family.
And it's growing.
And I'm just...
You know, I feel grateful.
I feel grateful to have spent my holiday with people and my loved ones.
So, yeah.
That's all this episode is, man.
Just a little behind the scenes of my family.
A little BTS Christmas.
I hope your holiday is wonderful.
And I hope you have a great new year.
And I will see you back here on January 1st with a new episode.
And we're going to talk about it, man.
We're getting into it all.
We're getting into it all.
It's going to be a great new year.
A lot of exciting things on the horizon for this podcast.
And for you as well.
I know it.
If you look inside yourself, man.
You see something shiny down in there.
Look deep.
You see something shiny.
That ain't a nickel, bruh.
That ain't a sunny nickel.
That's a bright future.
That's what that is right there.
So, I want you to reach on down there and get that hit up.
Happy New Year, everybody.
What's up, guys?
Merry Christmas.
I am heading to my sister's house right now.
I'm going to go do some Christmas daytime activities.
Christmas daytime.
I'm out here in Gonzales, Louisiana.
Out here to get a good, I'd say, light to medium education.
Good place to get gasoline.
Merry Christmas.
Look at these cooter heads.
Look at these young fellas out here.
What's up, guys?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
You're on camera.
Oh, hi, guys.
Nice dogs out here.
Uncle Pino, you look nice.
Huh?
You look nice.
Thanks.
Hey, darling.
What's up, ma?
Are those your Christmas PJs?
See, that's where cuddles stays.
Our cat.
Hey, Christmas.
Thank you.
What's up, Wood?
It's cold outside.
That's where I stay.
Sister right there.
What's up, Wood?
Sure.
Don't get the chin.
Don't get the chin.
I'm sick right now.
Give me three months, though.
Our dog is outside.
What's up, ma?
Hey, darling.
What's up, Zeffy?
Do you say anything to Grandma Gina?
It's PJ time.
Hey, next to us.
Hi.
Oh, you're looking cute, separate.
Look at those PJs.
Big Z.
That's my brother right there.
That's his child right there.
Let's see what's going on.
That's Zeffy.
Do a trick, Zeffy.
Megan's wrapping presents.
Hey, what's up, bro?
Hey.
I know, I know.
I'm trying to keep you right there.
That's my sister-in-law, Ashley, right there.
Bone Thug right there.
That's my sister right there.
Woody Woo.
What's up, Max?
Oh.
Do you remember this, Theo?
Oh, he flexing.
That's my brother right there with the tism playing techno ball still.
That's my niece right here.
Hi.
He's the best.
I love the teeth.
He did?
Go show me the animals.
Get some of the animals.
That's my brother-in-law.
That's my brother-in-law, Yancey.
I love the guys.
Come see him.
Mr. Charlie right there.
He was in the war right there.
Thank you for your service, Charlie.
Thank you.
He's a good man.
These are rabbits.
This is Fluffy.
This is his rabbit.
That's Fluffy right there.
And this is Buttercup.
And Buttercup is a show rabbit, right?
Yes, sir.
That is.
Big pepper.
Let's see if I can get a little, she flexing, huh?
You want to touch this Buttercup?
Say, hey, Buttercup.
You can hold this one, it's just not bad.
I can't.
And that's Fluffy right there.
And that's an albano red.
Right there, boy.
He's there for people he doesn't know.
Yeah.
Be really careful.
We don't want to overwhelm him.
Hey.
Merry Christmas.
Happy holidays, brother.
Where is everybody?
Who knows, man?
You already want some gifts, huh?
There's your mom.
Aw, that must be Stella's.
And the chocolate's not bad.
I see it.
They're a pie purposely, so you guys don't know.
She's shopping for a good one.
Oh, look.
Ooh, this room looks pretty clean, huh?
Whose room is it?
This is Jason's.
I used to have those stickers.
They're Lisa-free.
Go get daddy and mommy's stockies.
What's fell in that ditch?
Awawa!
Awawa!
So daddy has to bring that.
Ooh!
What are they?
What they got?
Tyranns right there, boy.
Can you help me out with the animal?
Yeah, let me help you out.
They got that little white animal right there, boy.
They got grease lightning right there.
That's Hillary Clinton right there.
That's their snake.
Huh?
Oh?
These Ashley are crazy.
Megan!
Megan!
I got that.
I got that clear slime.
What's in yours, babe?
It's making me like that.
Gucci gang, baby.
What am I doing?
I got candy, too!
Oh!
I think PlayStation is going to the right out of town.
I got this one.
I got this one.
Yeah.
Are you friends, you know?
Oh, damn, it's going to be a wrap.
This kid, like...
Magic!
Magic!
Magic!
It's in Africa a while back.
Soap dish.
It's for your soap dish.
It's a soap dish.
It's a soap dish.
It's a new little...
It's a new little...
You got a soap dish.
You got a soap dish.
Here you go, Jackie.
That's cute.
Let me see that, Roro.
Tell us what you're doing with the magic.
He doesn't do that.
What kind of snake is it?
Ball bite us.
Back prowl over.
Right.
What do you got there?
It's that rabbit, boy.
It's that rabbit, boy.
It's that killer local, bruh.
Cheese cheese cheese.
My brother got that rat tail, boy.
No, a dovetail.
Yeah, that's the first one.
Charlie's still about to war.
You'll fight him again, huh, Chuck?
Yeah.
We'd fight him again if we have to.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Shoot them sons of bitches down, man.
You see the first one with a star on it?
Oh, yeah.
It's beautiful.
It was Fort Riley.
So can you wish everybody a Merry Christmas that's going to be on video?
Merry Christmas!
From where?
From Louisiana.
Stella, can you say Merry Christmas?
Yeah.
Thank y'all for the necklace.
Yep.
I love you.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
So that's my niece right there.
I made this slime, see?
She's nine years old.
Young adult right there.
And she's in a gifted and talented program, aren't you mad?
Yes.
And you like to what?
What do you like to do for fun?
I like to go outside and listen to the music.
And she can dirt bike too, can't you?
Yes, I can dirt bike very well.
I'm fat right now, Theo.
You chill, boo.
Come on.
I like to go outside and listen to music.
And she can dirt bike too, can't you?
Yes, I can dirt bike very well.
I'm fat right now, Theo.
You chill, boo.
Come on.
I like to go outside and listen to music.
I like to go outside and listen to music.
And she can dirt bike too, can't you?
Yes, I can dirt bike very well.
I'm fat right now, Theo.
You chill, boo.
Come on.
I like to go outside and listen to music.
And she can dirt bike too, can't you?
Yes, I can dirt bike very well.
I'm fat right now, Theo.
You chill, boo.
Come on, bruh.
Well, I'm skinny, so.
You wanna meet up?
Yeah.
Stocking, huh?
Yes, she did.
Thanks, Mom.
All right.
Bye, Mom.
Bye, honey.
Love you.
Ooooo.
Ooooo.
Ooooo.