Name: Post Malone is Here For All the Halloween Costumes
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Post Malone is Here For All the Halloween Costumes' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Post Malone is Here For All the Halloween Costumes' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-20. Transcript available.

Dude, do you ever, have you seen all the Halloween costumes of you?
Have you ever seen them?
A cool story about Halloween, I don't know if I've told this before.
Yeah, tell it, man.
We were on Bourbon Street in the Big Easy.
Oh yeah, New Orleans, man. I'm from Covington, Louisiana. So close.
And I love it there, by the way. It's like the dopest place.
But we went on Halloween.
Oh, it's a great place to go missing.
Oh, it's the best.
We went on Halloween and people thought I was a costume and didn't get stopped
once.
They were like, sick costume, dude. I'm like, thanks, man.
Didn't get stopped once.
I know I love this.
Dude, it's so cool to see.
I don't know why babies dress up as me so much.
I don't know why my music is so big to the three and under demographic.
Is that true?
It is. Look at all these babies.
Hey, pull up Post Malone babies.
Oh my God.
And that one has a cigarette?
Bring up Post Malone babies, dude.
Costume.
I'm trying, dude.
See, look, baby.
Baby costume.
Hey, Theo.
Hold on.
Zoom in on.
It's coming around.
Hold on.
Bring this up, dude.
This kid looks like somebody Gypsy Rose would date.
What's that lady's name?
Gypsy?
Gypsy Rose.
Is her name Gypsy Rose?
Who's that?
Yeah, that looks like somebody Gypsy Rose is probably going to leave prison for.
Gypsy Rose Blanchard, beautiful lady.
What'd she do?
From Louisiana.
Well, who knows what she did?
Okay.
But she is okay with meeting men outside of prison.
Pull back.
Go to the damn, go to the babies.
Oh my God.
Who the fuck?
Pull that back up, dude.
Come on.
The baby would look normal.
Bro, this baby.
I'm not convinced those aren't prosthetic feet.
Bro, no joke.
I'm not giving you a joke.
And this is no shade.
This looks like Travis Tritt's son.
Bring up Tristan Tritt.
Oh God, I got it, dude.
He's going to kill me for this, dude.
Tristan, I love you and your sister and your father.
Bring up Tristan Tritt.
Okay.
I don't see it.
But hold on.
No.
Put it together for me right now.
You don't see it?
Bro, you are an artist?
And you don't see it?
I've been kissing your mother.
You don't see it, white boy.
It is what it is.
No, that's the worst picture.
Get him.
Come on.
I'm so...
We'll find him in a picture and put it there.
There's 200,000 pictures of Tristan Tritt, beautiful young man, Travis Tritt's
son, talented musician.
We need long hair.
Just do your best real quick and put it together.
I'm trying to.
We'll put it together then and we'll come back to it, dude.
What is that one right there?
Wait, go back to that real quick, sir.
Yeah, click on that.
Go down.
What is that third image?
What is that?
What does that say?
Why do you draw on your eye?
The concept gives me nightmares.
Congratulations.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
It looks very Vincent van.
That's actually on her face.
That's like her eye right there.
No, it is not.
Wait, what happened?
Photoshop.
That's her eyelash and that's her eyebrow.
That's Photoshop.
Oh, it's a drawing.
It's makeup.
That's cool.
That's cool.
Interesting placement.
Dude, I couldn't even figure that out.
That's dark magic.
I thought it was.
Yeah, I thought it was.
That's cool.
Dude, that's.
Yeah, that's why I'm driving to the city.
That's you stepping out.
Who's on the other eye?
That's dark magic, huh?
Who's on the other eye?
Probably Dennis Rodman.
Cool.
Hold on.
The other.
Hold on.
The other Post Malone.
Oh, it comes out of the beard.
Yeah, it's your beard.
All right.
I get it.
I understand that.
What are the different Malones I've seen?
I've seen Coast Malone.
Have you ever seen that one?
No, sir.
Is it like a sure?
It's like, yeah.
CDC Coast Malone.
Let's not avoid the Theo Vaughn baby Halloween costumes.
That's good.
That's apocalyptic almost.
Yeah, Coast Malone is good.
If you hit the one with the mountains right there on the fourth one, that's
very good.
I don't see why not.
Look, I agree, dude.
It's very similar.
Well, you just got to get enough land, then you could carve it yourself.
Oh, Dermot Kennedy's coming on, dude.
He'd love to do it, dude.
He's an Irish lot.
Yeah, we had Coast Malone.
Who else did we have?
We had.
Coast Malone's classic.
Coast Malone is classic.
Yeah.
Toast Malone.
This one's good.
Toast Malone is good.
I like the fourth one.
Yeah, pull up the fourth one right there.
Yeah, that's my favorite.
That is enjoying the roast Malone.
It's cursed.
That's just a white guy at a Chevron.
Okay, pull up one more.
Bring up, what else do we have?
Roast Malone.
Bring up Roast Malone.
Roast Malone's good.
Roast Malone's good.
Oh, it's rude.
Roast Malone's good.
It's good.
Imagine, it's like the Jesus on a cracker or whatever.
Jesus on a toast or whatever, yeah.
That'd go for some money.
That's terrifying.
Yeah.
You don't want to cut into your Christmas ham and fucking...
Most Malone is good.
What's that?
It's just a picture of a jelly roll.
Sorry.
And that's an old joke.
And if I go to hell for that, that's on me.
And that's a...
It's a cheap joke jelly roll.
And I will say that.
What a low blow, you cocksucker.
It is a low blow.
But I'll say that.
It's a low blow to a high guy.
And I believe that...
I can apologize to him.
He's the best.
Dude, that's the most...
Those are the most Malones I've ever seen.
That's the most Malones.
That's the most Malones.
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