Name: New Studio | This Past Weekend #78
Uploaded: 2018-03-05T14:11:57.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'New Studio | This Past Weekend #78' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-03-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'New Studio | This Past Weekend #78' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-03-05. Transcript available.

New Studio | This Past Weekend #78

All right, man, you know, coming to you live from that new studio here in Los
Angeles, California.
The studio formerly known as the Fighter and the Kid Studio.
I'm coming for everything. I got that guest of the year and now I got that
studio.
And what's next? Y'all don't want to give me a title belt?
Y'all don't want to give me a coffee mug for winning that G-O-T-Y, huh, Fighter
and the Kid?
Well, guess what? Daddy's about to take it all.
Let's go.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's him, baby.
Hit that riff, boy.
Merry Riffmas.
I thought it was Fountain's Mountain.
Just don't say goodbye.
It's that Stevie Starlight.
It's you and me.
You and me, baby.
Enjoy the destination.
Nation.
Nation.
Fantasy.
Paint it on the wall.
Come on.
This is it, baby.
Come on, guys.
Get up.
It's never too late to come over.
Time slips away from you and me now.
It's never too late to come over.
Time slips away from you and me now.
And that's that Stevie Starlight, man.
And honestly, that song make my crotch just crawl around my body, boy.
That's that song.
You'll find your dick hanging out under your arm.
You know, you'll find your tits mingling down by your ankles.
You know, because they scurried off of your sternum.
And that's that Stevie Starlight.
Man, it's just something about that song.
It just, you know, and I got reminded because I got this message on social
media this week.
Here's the message.
Hey, Theo, 25-year-old long-haul truck driver out of Kentucky, which to me out
of the gate seemed very alarming.
A 25-year-old driving big rig out of the K-tuck, boy.
I hope you got collision.
Just want to say thanks for helping me get my swag back.
I now bump that Stevie Starlight.
If you ever see a trucker with no shirt and his nipples pierced, don't be
surprised to hear that Stevie Starlight.
And man, when you sent me that message, whoever that was, it might have been on
Instagrams.
When you sent me that message, you just, I mean, you filled me up, baby.
You really did.
You heard that line, why must we wait when we are alive?
That's Stevie Starlight, guys.
It is March 5.
March 5, Monday, March 5 in the year 2017.
And I'm in the new studio, boy.
Look, I mean, and if you're looking on the YouTube, you see the new studio, it
probably looks familiar.
Because the fighter and the kid, and that is a very popular podcast with two
men, Mr. Brian Callens, and he is the kid, even though he is an adult.
He's very, he's double the age of a legal adult.
And then the other man is named Brendan Schaub.
And he is a, he's like an Instagram model who, you know, he's also like a
spokesperson, and he used to wrestle.
And these men are, they have a phenomenal podcast, and it's called The Fighter
and the Kid.
And I've been on there.
And now here I am back in their old studio.
Their studio, they moved up.
They're accelerating.
You know, they're taking things to that extra level.
And they got a bigger space.
And their, their old space was available.
And, you know, a little bit of homage to them.
I said, you know, I'm going to take the space.
So I took over that lease.
I want to thank you to my Patreoners who have been supportive.
You guys, if it weren't for you guys, we would not be in this new position.
And this is going to be, this is going to be our new home for this past weekend
right here.
So we got a real place we're going to be able to have, hopefully, guests come
in and not have to do this in my, in my kitchen.
You know, not have to do this in the, in the dining room.
Because it was just getting hectic.
You know, my windows were all covered up to keep the light, you know, equal in
the apartment.
And it was just getting wild.
And so this will give me a chance to, you know, to, to just, to have a space
that's,
that's for us.
And man, it does feel good immediately.
I mean, and look, we're going to decorate it different.
I know if you're seeing it, they still have a lot of fire and they have like
their woodwork on the back wall.
And this beautiful portrait of Venice on one of the walls.
And, you know, some things are going to change and things are going to get
adjusted.
But I mean, this is honestly, personally, this one of the kind of the bravest
things I've ever done.
You know, because part of me, you know, the podcast, it was just starting to
make a, make a little bit of money, you know, just starting to have a little
bit of extra money in the account at the end of each month to, you know, go out
there and get a pack of snow cones, you know, or find a couple local children
and buy, buy them a, you know, a box of, you know, chocolate cones.
Or, you know, a box of sugar snaps or something.
But now, but I had to say, well, look, I can try and advance it and take that
extra step.
And that's what I did.
I took that extra step.
And for me, it's just brave, man.
I, you know, I'm the guy I grew up in that, you know, I grew up in, you know,
where if you had something, you fucking had it.
Everything I had was hidden growing up.
You ever do that, man?
As soon as groceries would come to the house, hide, hide that, hide that.
My mom come up, woke me up one morning.
She's like, what the fuck?
You up here sleeping with a half gallon of milk?
I said, gang, gang, mama.
You know?
Gang, gang.
Because, you know, that was just it.
Whatever came in, you would get it because you wanted to have your stuff.
You needed things to be yours.
And you were just scared.
You know, you're working, living from that place of fear.
And so, you know, to be here today and, you know, and having, you know, some
listenership and moving up.
I mean, that's what we're doing.
We're just going onward.
You know what I'm saying?
Because it's never too late, baby.
You heard him.
It's never too late to come over.
To come over to the side of, you know what?
Let's do this next step.
Let's accelerate.
And we got a couple of calls.
People knew, you know, I put the YouTube video up last week.
That's why there wasn't a Thursday episode because things had to be moved here.
I was at a wedding all weekend in New Orleans.
Visiting my family.
You know, we took the girls out to the dinosaur extravaganza or something out
there.
You know, we got a box of Jimmy John's from Mom and Mr. Charlie from the war.
You know, he was in the war and he's still, you know, mentally he's always
going to bed.
I mean, we're driving down the highway and my mom's husband is sitting in the
shotgun seat.
And he's, you know, firing invisible guns at people as we're passing down the
highway.
You know, he's still, he's flashing back.
And he's allowed to do that.
You know, he's in his 80s.
So he's allowed to, you know, he's allowed to stretch out a little bit mentally.
But he starts, you know, sending in other troops and shit like that when we're
turning corners.
It gets a little, it gets a little real.
I mean, it gets a little bit Call of Duty.
If they had Call of Duty, but you could pick a character who's like 80 years
old and, you know, wears a hat with like a bunch of World War II and Revolutionary
War pins on the hat, on the brim of it, then that would be him.
And that's Mr. Charlie and he was in the war.
And that's my mother's husband.
So I spent time there and we did all that.
A couple calls came in, man.
And I'm going to play them just real fast right here.
And these are just about the, about the new studio.
Here we go.
Hey, brother.
Congratulate on the new studio.
It looks cool as shit.
Yeah.
You know, congratulations.
Gang, gang, onward, all that good stuff.
But, man, don't, don't change your style, brother.
People love listening to you flow and, you know, do your little, do your thing.
And it ain't little, man.
I'm sorry to mean to say that, dude.
I'm being a punk motherfucker today.
But, you know, it's do your thing, man.
It's amazing.
Not everybody can do that shit.
Do it the way you do it.
So stay true to yourself.
Well, I appreciate that, man.
And you weren't being a punk.
You know, I feel that sometimes, too, if I use a certain adverb or adjective.
You know, that, that, that I'm being offensive sometimes or whatever.
But, no, man, this is a little thing.
It is.
You know, it's just a little thing.
And, and I'm excited.
And we took a little step forward.
And so that's what we're doing.
And I appreciate that, man.
You know, I appreciate you making the call.
You decided to call and say congratulations to somebody else.
And, man, if we all, if everybody did that every day.
If, if everybody was giving a call and getting a call to somebody else to say,
look, way to go.
For anything.
I don't care if somebody just took a deep breath.
Or if somebody won a fucking gold medal.
If everybody was dropping that call, man.
I think we'd all, all be feeling good.
But I appreciate that.
You know, I appreciate that.
One more call right there.
Theo Vaughn.
Theo Vaughn.
Everybody loves some Theo Vaughn.
Hey, man, that's a Denny shooter.
And this, that Denny shooter right here.
This gentleman called in a while back.
And he had shot up a Denny.
Or he had been a passenger in a car that shot up a Denny's.
Go on.
I just saw your video about your new studio.
Congratulations, my man.
Congratulations.
Proud of you.
Thank you for everything you do.
You're amazing.
We all love you.
Can't wait to hear from you.
Okay, well, you're inflating my ego there at the end.
But, you know, I appreciate the sentiment.
And I am excited.
I'm excited because it just gives us the space.
It's almost like having a home.
You know, it's almost like, it's almost like having a home.
That's what it feels like a little bit.
You know, Chris Perez, he was working.
You know, he came yesterday and got all the stuff out of my apartment and
brought it over here.
You know, and he's out here side kicking and helping out.
And it was, you know, I wanted to make a video before I left the old studio.
Just like, you know, a little sentimental kind of thing.
Because I've always been a scrapbooker.
You know, low-key, honestly.
I've always been a scrapbooker.
I've always collected little pieces of this and that and put them away
somewhere.
You know, because I think I was afraid growing up that I didn't, you know, I
just,
well, I think my dad was so old that he didn't remember anything.
You know, my dad didn't remember anything.
I mean, my dad was born in 1910.
His father was born in 1880.
My grandfather was born in 1880.
So my dad, by the time I met him in 19, you know, born in 80, but, you know,
probably started talking to him in about 85, 86, 87.
He didn't really remember that much from being a kid, you know.
So part of me, I wanted to save little pieces of everything so that when I have
a child one day that they will, you know,
if something happens where I can't remember that they'll at least be able to
have little things that'll, you know,
little, uh, breadcrumbs that'll help them kind of Hansel and Gretel through my
past.
And, uh, and, and this, and, fuck, what was I saying?
Jesus, dude.
I might be, I don't know what this is called.
Amneed?
No, not, I don't know what this is, man.
But I just, this always happens to me.
I start talking and I can't fucking remember what I'm talking about.
Oh, man, that makes me mad.
But anyhow, man, fuck it, bro.
Whatever, dude.
Thanks for calling.
That guy shot up at Denny's with some people.
And, um, and, you know, on where we go.
Oh, it feels like a home now.
You know, it feels like a home.
And I always, you know, I saved little pieces of, uh, growing up and everything
and scrapbooked.
I've always been a scrapbooker.
So I wanted to have that video of myself in the old studio, the last moments,
you know, just kind of, you know,
a farewell little video, but, you know, I didn't do it.
Um, and, uh, Chris, the sidekick was like, look, man, I can help you get, you
know, stuff out of there while you're out of town.
And I said, all right, man, go in there, you know, go into my place and get,
and I get over here and things are halfway set up.
And we're going to evolve.
Look, this is a, and I want to know, what do you guys want to see 