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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sam and Colby Spent a Night in the Conjuring House' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-29. Transcript available.

I don't know if you just recently saw the Conjuring video or Conjuring movie.
The Smurl House or the...
The Smurl House.
The Smurl House?
Sorry, yeah.
Yeah, so the Smurl House Conjuring movie just came out.
It's called Last Rites, and that was based on the Smurl House.
But that was one of the cases that the most famous demonologist ever, Ed and
Lorraine Warren, investigated.
And there was a demonic entity that was literally petrifying this family for 13
years.
Yeah, they described this demonic entity as like an eight-foot-tall lizard man
with red eyes and scaly scales, I guess you could say.
That would physically assault Jack and Janet Smurl, who were the parents, and
lift them up from their beds and chuck them against the wall.
Holy shit, dude.
And they don't have an HOA or anything?
Exactly, right?
Kick this guy out.
That's crazy.
Call the plumber.
Exactly.
You know what I'm saying?
Dude, but I believe something like this could happen.
The Smurl House Haunting refers to a series of widely publicized claims of
paranormal activity.
Will you guys tell us about it?
I don't need to read this.
What else do you guys know about it?
Oh, it says here the family's German shepherd was reportedly levitated and
slammed into a wall.
Yeah, even the dog was attacked.
But every single member of the family was attacked.
And we're talking, like, they would be picked up and thrown against the wall,
like, to the point of, like, the wife, like, broke bones because of the spirit.
Like, a little girl in the family was thrown down the staircase.
A ceiling fan flew off the ceiling and smacked one of the little girls and
almost killed her as well.
There were sexual assaults.
It was, like, the ghost word, like, physically and sexually assaulting the
whole family.
It was crazy.
That's got to be the worst.
Because what if your parents come home?
It looks like you're jerking off or whatever.
Or you're sitting there just, you know.
Experiencing something.
Yeah, experiencing something with yourself that you caused jerking off.
But you're not even doing it.
It's not.
It's literally, like, this is a demon.
And your mom, my mom would still have gotten pissed at me.
My mom would have blamed it on me.
It's a demon.
I'm not even looking at it.
You know?
Yeah, I can't help it.
But, dude, that's how to be so, how did they come and go in their home?
Did you guys go there?
Well, like, the Smurl House, we were the first people since the demonologist,
Ed, Lorraine, Warren, like, we're the first people to investigate it since then
40 years ago.
So it was really, really, like, a cool experience to be able to go in there and,
like, understand, like, what was the haunting?
Like, what actually happened there?
And there's two Conjuring houses.
There's one that's really famous in Rhode Island, which is the videos that are
being played right now.
And then there's this one that we haven't released yet.
It's coming out for our finale of Hell Month.
And, yeah, nobody has been there besides Ed and Lorraine Warren, like, 40 years
ago, 50 years ago.
Yeah.
And did it feel different?
Did it come at a different time?
Did it start differently?
Like, how do you ease into, like, a new place that has a haunting, right, that
has an energy like that?
Like, do you approach it differently on the way there?
Like, do you bring certain things with you to set up an atmosphere?
Like, do you bring an altar?
Like, what do you, like, is there some sort of, like, precursor to your
approach?
Definitely.
I mean, especially something like that that hasn't been investigated for so
long.
And actually, at the time, 40 years ago, it was believed that Ed and Lorraine
Warren, like, brought in a priest and they did, like, an exorcism and got rid
of the demons.
So, like, theoretically, this place hasn't really been haunted for the last 40
years.
It's just been a regular family home.
So, when you go back into there, it's mainly, like, the shell of the home of
said spirit.
And so, in order to, like, make sure we were able to, like, contact the same
person, we brought in a witch or a priestess.
She's our friend.
She actually, like, has helped us with a lot of these types of things and
teaching us about the occult.
And she brought in a spirit board, which is pretty much, like, a good Ouija
board.
It's not, like, one of those Hasbro ones you buy at Target.
It's, like, the real deal.
Like, home.
Like, what a woodpecker would like.
Definitely.
Like, homemade, all that stuff.
She does, she actually helped us with a full-on, like, summoning ritual.
And that, like, brought in the spirits around.
And we were able to talk to this thing, like, on a Ouija board.
What's absolutely crazy about that is, like, I never really believed in Ouija
boards.
I just thought, you know, it was a fun gimmick.
Like, you know, especially the ones at Target, you know, I guess, whatever.
But when you do it correctly, like, with a witch, it is the most insane
experience you've ever had.
You put your fingers on this planchette.
And I don't know if you've ever seen a Ouija board, but there's a bunch of,
like, letters and numbers all over this board.
And it said that, you know, you move this planchette around and it spells
things out.
But the feeling is so unlike anything you've ever felt before.
Where the wood gets pulled out from underneath your fingertips is literally,
you can feel a different presence pulling you in directions.
Like a magnet almost.
Yeah.
Of sorts.
A magnetism.
A magnetism.
I never believed in the Ouija board until doing it, like, correctly with
professional Pythian priestess.
And, like, I remember the first time we did it with her, like, off camera, we
were like, did you do that?
And he was like, no.
Like, you definitely did that.
And we were like, hell no.
Because, like, our fingers were going, like, this crazy.
It was crazy.
And it wasn't, like, just, like, a little slow thing.
It was, like, sometimes, like, yanking to, like, yes or no or all around the
board.
We're like, what is happening?
Like, I don't, I can't believe this.
It's, it's out of this world.
Well, especially if there's, like, priestess, what's your number or whatever.
Then you'd be like, oh, that's definitely, that's Colby.
Exactly.
That's funny.
Like, to that point, though, like, we'd ask questions, especially the first
time we did it.
We'd be like, the first time we ever did it at the first Conjuring House, we
asked the spirit, like, yo, do you like us?
I was like, no.
It was like, what do you want from us?
And it was like, go away.
It was like, leave me.
Give me my peace, pretty much.
And I was like, damn, okay.
They don't fuck with us.
Which happens, which happens.
Because honestly, like, spirits are just, like, people, like, in real life.
They're lazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, if, if there's, like, a bad person you meet in real life, there's
probably going to be a bad person in the afterlife.
That doesn't mean they're, like, a demonic thing.
But, like, yeah, you'll run into, like, bad apple sort of people all the time
that just don't want to talk to you or anything, which is understandable.
Yeah, that's wild.
You can't, yeah, it could just be somebody who's just chilling, somebody who's
having lunch or whatever, and you guys are bothering them or something.
Exactly.
They're like, shut up, dude.
They summon them to a Ouija board, and they're like, fuck off, like, I can't
leave.
It's like you're, like, calling out, like, you know, cold calling somebody, and
they're like, God, just shut up.
Like, I don't want to talk right now.
Or they're like, I'm gay or whatever.
You're like, what?
It doesn't matter.
What?
You're welcome here either way.
It's all good.
You're safe with us, guys.
Yeah, dude, like, a long time ago, people cared about that, but that's totally
normal now, dude.
It's just an emotional experience.
He's like, really?
Some ghost has been waiting forever to come out of the closet, and he finally
gets it through a Ouija board, and you're like, dude, nobody cares anymore.
Dude, everybody, John is gay.
Yeah, dude.
He's like, all right, thank you guys.
70% of people are gay, dude.
Chill, bro.
Chill.
But, dude, what was crazy about this, like, recent experience with the spirit
board at the Smurl House.
And this was at the Smurl House, and this was where The Conjuring was?
Yeah, The Conjuring Last Rites.
The Conjuring Last Rites movie, yeah.
Okay, got it.
Where they filmed it at?
No.
Where it allegedly happened at?
Yeah, based on the true story.
Based on the true story of that.
They filmed at a replica of this place.
Got it.
And it's this tiny duplex.
Had this been messed with before?
Did it look the same as when back then?
I mean, the family had lived there.
Yeah, like, if you look at the old tapes from Ed and Lorraine Warren, the demonologists
that helped try to save this house, you'll see, like, exactly the same layout
and everything.
Like, it looks like it did 40 years ago.
Wow.
It's really.
So, some of these places, it's like going back in time, too.
Definitely.
Yeah.
Time capsules.
Yeah, we were doing the spirit board session in the living room of this duplex.
And, again, like, imagine just, like, a regular house.
Like, there was literally Cheez-Its, like, on, like, the counter and stuff like
that.
Like, yeah, somebody lived there.
And we uncovered the craziest evidence about the Smurl family that could
actually get us in trouble.
No joke.
And so, like, when this comes out, like, on Halloween, dude, it's going to
cause, like, an uproar in, like, the paranormal community of things.
It's going to be crazy.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yes, sir.
Dude, I wonder if there's, like, an apparent, like, a bus stop that had, like,
a crazy, like, a lot of people.
I'm just trying to think of neat places that aren't, like, kind of, like, that
aren't, like, a building or something where you could investigate also.
Have there been places like that?
Yeah.
I mean, um, where there's not, like, an edifice, like, an entity, like, a
building, like, a...
Yeah, I mean, like, to that point, you would think that everywhere could be
potentially haunted, right?
Like, it doesn't have to be a location.
It's just maybe places that are a location have more energy or they were a home
in a past life.
And so it's, like, more likely, like you said, maybe a bus stop or maybe, you
know, like, a favorite area to play is, like, on a playground or something like
that as a kid.
You don't know.
Maybe something has a deeper meaning or connection to a human and that could be
haunted as well.
Yeah, there's a lot of times, like, we'll go to a spot and it's not, like,
haunted by something, like, evil or scary.
But sometimes there was, you know, like, a big, like, like, for example, we own
a spot called Farrar Elementary in Iowa.
And it used to be, like...
Farrar Elementary?
Farrar.
Farrar Elementary.
It's a school?
Mm-hmm.
It's a real school?
Real school.
It's y'all...
You guys own it?
We own it.
We're principals.
We're principals.
Hell yeah, dude.
I love the spirits and the students there.
And is it functional?
It's functional for, like, ghost hunting tours.
Oh, okay.
It's not like...
It closed down, like, I don't know.
Okay.
It was an abandoned school.
Like, decades ago.
Got it.
Yeah, it's not like we're teachers.
Yeah, there it is.
Yeah, we own the school.
But it used to be a hub, like, what, like, 100 years ago where, like, a lot of
people would just go there and party.
So all the spirits there or a lot of the spirits there just, like, hang around
because...
Because it was a cool spot in life.
It was the, like, center of the town.
So not only was it an elementary school at the time, but it was also where
people, like, got married.
It's also where people had dances.
They had basketball games.
They had everything at this, like, one area.
And so a lot of the spirits there are, like, really nice.
So it's cool.
And even, like, outside of this area, like, even in the woods or the playground,
there's always going to be, like, haunted locations.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Crazy.

Sam and Colby Spent a Night in the Conjuring House

I don't know if you just recently saw the Conjuring video or Conjuring movie.
The Smurl House or the...
The Smurl House.
The Smurl House?
Sorry, yeah.
Yeah, so the Smurl House Conjuring movie just came out.
It's called Last Rites, and that was based on the Smurl House.
But that was one of the cases that the most famous demonologist ever, Ed and
Lorraine Warren, investigated.
And there was a demonic entity that was literally petrifying this family for 13
years.
Yeah, they described this demonic entity as like an eight-foot-tall lizard man
with red eyes and scaly scales, I guess you could say.
That would physically assault Jack and Janet Smurl, who were the parents, and
lift them up from their beds and chuck them against the wall.
Holy shit, dude.
And they don't have an HOA or anything?
Exactly, right?
Kick this guy out.
That's crazy.
Call the plumber.
Exactly.
You know what I'm saying?
Dude, but I believe something like this could happen.
The Smurl House Haunting refers to a series of widely publicized claims of
paranormal activity.
Will you guys tell us about it?
I don't need to read this.
What else do you guys know about it?
Oh, it says here the family's German shepherd was reportedly levitated and
slammed into a wall.
Yeah, even the dog was attacked.
But every single member of the family was attacked.
And we're talking, like, they would be picked up and thrown against the wall,
like, to the point of, like, the wife, like, broke bones because of the spirit.
Like, a little girl in the family was thrown down the staircase.
A ceiling fan flew off the ceiling and smacked one of the little girls and
almost killed her as well.
There were sexual assaults.
It was, like, the ghost word, like, physically and sexually assaulting the
whole family.
It was crazy.
That's got to be the worst.
Because what if your parents come home?
It looks like you're jerking off or whatever.
Or you're sitting there just, you know.
Experiencing something.
Yeah, experiencing something with yourself that you caused jerking off.
But you're not even doing it.
It's not.
It's literally, like, this is a demon.
And your mom, my mom would still have gotten pissed at me.
My mom would have blamed it on me.
It's a demon.
I'm not even looking at it.
You know?
Yeah, I can't help it.
But, dude, that's how to be so, how did they come and go in their home?
Did you guys go there?
Well, like, the Smurl House, we were the first people since the demonologist,
Ed, Lorraine, Warren, like, we're the first people to investigate it since then
40 years ago.
So it was really, really, like, a cool experience to be able to go in there and,
like, understand, like, what was the haunting?
Like, what actually happened there?
And there's two Conjuring houses.
There's one that's really famous in Rhode Island, which is the videos that are
being played right now.
And then there's this one that we haven't released yet.
It's coming out for our finale of Hell Month.
And, yeah, nobody has been there besides Ed and Lorraine Warren, like, 40 years
ago, 50 years ago.
Yeah.
And did it feel different?
Did it come at a different time?
Did it start differently?
Like, how do you ease into, like, a new place that has a haunting, right, that
has an energy like that?
Like, do you approach it differently on the way there?
Like, do you bring certain things with you to set up an atmosphere?
Like, do you bring an altar?
Like, what do you, like, is there some sort of, like, precursor to your
approach?
Definitely.
I mean, especially something like that that hasn't been investigated for so
long.
And actually, at the time, 40 years ago, it was believed that Ed and Lorraine
Warren, like, brought in a priest and they did, like, an exorcism and got rid
of the demons.
So, like, theoretically, this place hasn't really been haunted for the last 40
years.
It's just been a regular family home.
So, when you go back into there, it's mainly, like, the shell of the home of
said spirit.
And so, in order to, like, make sure we were able to, like, contact the same
person, we brought in a witch or a priestess.
She's our friend.
She actually, like, has helped us with a lot of these types of things and
teaching us about the occult.
And she brought in a spirit board, which is pretty much, like, a good Ouija
board.
It's not, like, one of those Hasbro ones you buy at Target.
It's, like, the real deal.
Like, home.
Like, what a woodpecker would like.
Definitely.
Like, homemade, all that stuff.
She does, she actually helped us with a full-on, like, summoning ritual.
And that, like, brought in the spirits around.
And we were able to talk to this thing, like, on a Ouija board.
What's absolutely crazy about that is, like, I never really believed in Ouija
boards.
I just thought, you know, it was a fun gimmick.
Like, you know, especially the ones at Target, you know, I guess, whatever.
But when you do it correctly, like, with a witch, it is the most insane
experience you've ever had.
You put your fingers on this planchette.
And I don't know if you've ever seen a Ouija board, but there's a bunch of,
like, letters and numbers all over this board.
And it said that, you know, you move this planchette around and it spells
things out.
But the feeling is so unlike anything you've ever felt before.
Where the wood gets pulled out from underneath your fingertips is literally,
you can feel a different presence pulling you in directions.
Like a magnet almost.
Yeah.
Of sorts.
A magnetism.
A magnetism.
I never believed in the Ouija board until doing it, like, correctly with
professional Pythian priestess.
And, like, I remember the first time we did it with her, like, off camera, we
were like, did you do that?
And he was like, no.
Like, you definitely did that.
And we were like, hell no.
Because, like, our fingers were going, like, this crazy.
It was crazy.
And it wasn't, like, just, like, a little slow thing.
It was, like, sometimes, like, yanking to, like, yes or no or all around the
board.
We're like, what is happening?
Like, I don't, I can't believe this.
It's, it's out of this world.
Well, especially if there's, like, priestess, what's your number or whatever.
Then you'd be like, oh, that's definitely, that's Colby.
Exactly.
That's funny.
Like, to that point, though, like, we'd ask questions, especially the first
time we did it.
We'd be like, the first time we ever did it at the first Conjuring House, we
asked the spirit, like, yo, do you like us?
I was like, no.
It was like, what do you want from us?
And it was like, go away.
It was like, leave me.
Give me my peace, pretty much.
And I was like, damn, okay.
They don't fuck with us.
Which happens, which happens.
Because honestly, like, spirits are just, like, people, like, in real life.
They're lazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, if, if there's, like, a bad person you meet in real life, there's
probably going to be a bad person in the afterlife.
That doesn't mean they're, like, a demonic thing.
But, like, yeah, you'll run into, like, bad apple sort of people all the time
that just don't want to talk to you or anything, which is understandable.
Yeah, that's wild.
You can't, yeah, it could just be somebody who's just chilling, somebody who's
having lunch or whatever, and you guys are bothering them or something.
Exactly.
They're like, shut up, dude.
They summon them to a Ouija board, and they're like, fuck off, like, I can't
leave.
It's like you're, like, calling out, like, you know, cold calling somebody, and
they're like, God, just shut up.
Like, I don't want to talk right now.
Or they're like, I'm gay or whatever.
You're like, what?
It doesn't matter.
What?
You're welcome here either way.
It's all good.
You're safe with us, guys.
Yeah, dude, like, a long time ago, people cared about that, but that's totally
normal now, dude.
It's just an emotional experience.
He's like, really?
Some ghost has been waiting forever to come out of the closet, and he finally
gets it through a Ouija board, and you're like, dude, nobody cares anymore.
Dude, everybody, John is gay.
Yeah, dude.
He's like, all right, thank you guys.
70% of people are gay, dude.
Chill, bro.
Chill.
But, dude, what was crazy about this, like, recent experience with the spirit
board at the Smurl House.
And this was at the Smurl House, and this was where The Conjuring was?
Yeah, The Conjuring Last Rites.
The Conjuring Last Rites movie, yeah.
Okay, got it.
Where they filmed it at?
No.
Where it allegedly happened at?
Yeah, based on the true story.
Based on the true story of that.
They filmed at a replica of this place.
Got it.
And it's this tiny duplex.
Had this been messed with before?
Did it look the same as when back then?
I mean, the family had lived there.
Yeah, like, if you look at the old tapes from Ed and Lorraine Warren, the demonologists
that helped try to save this house, you'll see, like, exactly the same layout
and everything.
Like, it looks like it did 40 years ago.
Wow.
It's really.
So, some of these places, it's like going back in time, too.
Definitely.
Yeah.
Time capsules.
Yeah, we were doing the spirit board session in the living room of this duplex.
And, again, like, imagine just, like, a regular house.
Like, there was literally Cheez-Its, like, on, like, the counter and stuff like
that.
Like, yeah, somebody lived there.
And we uncovered the craziest evidence about the Smurl family that could
actually get us in trouble.
No joke.
And so, like, when this comes out, like, on Halloween, dude, it's going to
cause, like, an uproar in, like, the paranormal community of things.
It's going to be crazy.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yes, sir.
Dude, I wonder if there's, like, an apparent, like, a bus stop that had, like,
a crazy, like, a lot of people.
I'm just trying to think of neat places that aren't, like, kind of, like, that
aren't, like, a building or something where you could investigate also.
Have there been places like that?
Yeah.
I mean, um, where there's not, like, an edifice, like, an entity, like, a
building, like, a...
Yeah, I mean, like, to that point, you would think that everywhere could be
potentially haunted, right?
Like, it doesn't have to be a location.
It's just maybe places that are a location have more energy or they were a home
in a past life.
And so it's, like, more likely, like you said, maybe a bus stop or maybe, you
know, like, a favorite area to play is, like, on a playground or something like
that as a kid.
You don't know.
Maybe something has a deeper meaning or connection to a human and that could be
haunted as well.
Yeah, there's a lot of times, like, we'll go to a spot and it's not, like,
haunted by something, like, evil or scary.
But sometimes there was, you know, like, a big, like, like, for example, we own
a spot called Farrar Elementary in Iowa.
And it used to be, like...
Farrar Elementary?
Farrar.
Farrar Elementary.
It's a school?
Mm-hmm.
It's a real school?
Real school.
It's y'all...
You guys own it?
We own it.
We're principals.
We're principals.
Hell yeah, dude.
I love the spirits and the students there.
And is it functional?
It's functional for, like, ghost hunting tours.
Oh, okay.
It's not like...
It closed down, like, I don't know.
Okay.
It was an abandoned school.
Like, decades ago.
Got it.
Yeah, it's not like we're teachers.
Yeah, there it is.
Yeah, we own the school.
But it used to be a hub, like, what, like, 100 years ago where, like, a lot of
people would just go there and party.
So all the spirits there or a lot of the spirits there just, like, hang around
because...
Because it was a cool spot in life.
It was the, like, center of the town.
So not only was it an elementary school at the time, but it was also where
people, like, got married.
It's also where people had dances.
They had basketball games.
They had everything at this, like, one area.
And so a lot of the spirits there are, like, really nice.
So it's cool.
And even, like, outside of this area, like, even in the woods or the playground,
there's always going to be, like, haunted locatio