Name: Will Gingers Still Exist in the Future?
Uploaded: 2025-11-03T16:00:09.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Will Gingers Still Exist in the Future?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Will Gingers Still Exist in the Future?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-03. Transcript available.

dude i remember one time a fucking van full of ginger people broke down on our
street and we'd
never seen like a van full they didn't have you know they didn't have it at the
time or whatever
right and we weren't allowed in a van for a long time you know that right more
than five was a was
a small ginger army yeah you know u.s government restricted more than five redheads
at once in a
moving vehicle i think it was yeah you could be in packs outside because we're
controllable
on foot but in a van dude but we'd never seen it and i remember my dad like
four got out and he was
fucking you could hear his fucking temperature rising dude you could hear his
fucking neck
straighten a little like yeah what you doing here boys keep it moving and then
five and then six
they had one that was like kind of weak or whatever and he got out at the end
we leave him in the back
yeah you gotta the smallest one must take up the rear because he's got to
protect from the back and
he's got to be one of the first that could go yeah ginger's traveling in packs
is a dangerous dangerous
thing you know we don't really see each other like that you know like we don't
when i see another red
there was a redheaded girl yesterday working this event that we were at and she
was like my brother
and i said let's take it easy because i don't know if you're an enemy or a
friend yet you know a
regular person i meet on the street hey how you doing another redhead i go i'd
like to see the
resume first yeah before i let you into my space because i don't know what kind
of ginger they are
there's different levels really is it really oh big time it's almost like black
people in that albino
guy or whatever you know that guy i'm talking about yeah that undercover black
guy bring that guy up
yeah that's got to be there's got to be a vetting process you know like can the
albino black guy does
he say the n-word bring up a couple albigas is that a term it is now dude can
we say that or not
look at that black albino guy with red hair oh that's what the fuck is oh
bro that is the future dude bro take my money bro whatever he's selling and i
don't know if that's
more me or more if he's more red or more black i don't know what group he'd go
with i mean he's
invited to the cookout and has to have a ring sunscreen which is wild that's
fucking sunlight
jackson homie are you kidding me dude are we gonna get in trouble for saying albigas
i feel like i don't
know bro i don't know it's vague enough there's my boy blake griffin he's a
black he's a black redheaded
he is but he's but he is but he's so handsome and tall and athletic that he
kind of wanes away from
the ginger side you know we're usually pale see-through and frail right he's
able to kind of almost he's
above it because of his height yeah he superseded it yeah oh he's gone above
and beyond that's so
rare in that community i mean that is it that is uh i mean that that guy still
looks i mean
two thousand plus black albino person stock photos man they took a lot of
pictures of this guy dude
is this fucking henry rollins i feel like that's fucking bro this is basically
the albino henry
rollins dude we're gonna get in so much trouble for making fun of these guys we're
not making fun of
him i'm showing some love yeah you're right i'm fascinated when look you know
what's so funny is
i'm that 100 is henry back to back that's him that's his alter ego yeah oh henry
rollins oh henry
rollins no dude i think uh when i find red in other places it's kind of it
makes me feel that we're
still around oh yeah we're fading fast i mean look you can look it up how many
red they said redheads
were gonna be dead by like 2045 or something like that bring up a batch of them
yeah that's a that's
close dude that is a little too close for comfort for me i don't i don't want
to be uh extinct in the
next you know 20 years i think redheads will be extinct 2060 okay they bumped
it up so we're moving
oh it's a false claim it's debunked all right good widely been debunked by
geneticists and scientific
organizations but what do the people think you know it's more about the street
in the early 2000s
the oxford hair foundation circulated a claim that redheads would vanish in the
future
due to recessive nature of the red hair gene it sounds like a wish more than a
thought yeah than
a hope i mean that's that red hair results from mutations yeah the mutant mc1r
gene for someone
to have red hair they must inherit two copies of the variant gene one from each
parent because this
gene is recessive many people carry it without having red hair themselves and
it can skip generations
before reappearing wow i'm a mutant and i never yet i've never been booked on
any marvel stuff at all
dude it's like a fucking agatha christie novel dude this is crazy bro um it's
amazing in short while
red hair will likely remain uncommon it's not going extinct ever the gene will
continue to be passed
through generations resurfacing whenever two carriers have children it sounds
like a romantic like a
romantic murder mystery novel but it says it's quiet resurfacing whenever two
carriers have children
it will resurface i love that well it there is something kind of powerful that
it's so unique you
know um and if you ever see somebody that has blue eyes and red hair it
definitely feels like they're
like i'm cheering on here he's he's got blue eyes and red hair right fresh off
the tap it feels like
they're right off the tap yeah he came out of the factory just yeah just like
it feels like they
could have salmon swimming upstream in their veins they feel super clean yeah
he's still he's still
warm from the you know he's still warm from being baked look at that he's still
warm see i've got
brown eyes i've got the italian side got the brown in my eyes so i got brown
and red it is it's a
dangerous dangerous duo
Thank you.