Name: Theo and Miles Teller Remember D.A.R.E Programs
Uploaded: 2025-11-06T15:30:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Miles Teller Remember D.A.R.E Programs' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Miles Teller Remember D.A.R.E Programs' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-06. Transcript available.

it's a tough getting l is hectic what was y'all's band name in high school uh
we were we were the
mutes because we played the we all started we played like the homecoming parade
and then the
electric the power went out for our generator so the amps there was no sound um
so that's enough
of a reason to you know that's a band name right there i think we actually were
playing for swat
like on the swat float which was uh really like the like swat team no like
students working against
tobacco yeah you don't remember swat it was like dare and like swat no dude we
had bro we had a
officer named mr bob and r.i.p he passed away everybody knew he was but he
would like pull up
and he was he was a humongous man and this is back when if a man was very big
what does dare stand for
again drug abuse resistance education because i can only just i instantly just
think of whatever the
the ones that people would make up their own oh the mean ones yeah yeah um yeah
what are some of the
meme dare ones i don't i don't even know if i know any of them no i just
remember in high school people
would say like drugs are really expensive oh yeah you know or yeah well
especially in florida if you
got some good drugs but dude swat so what happened with the officer it was
students working against
tobacco yeah what do you mean working against yeah there it is dude swat was
big spot was big time
surprise bro that's sketch on the right zoom in this sketch on the right dude
what the fuck is he doing there yeah see inventors laboratory big tobacco like
big tobacco is going
down let's go i don't even know what the fuck because yeah i mean they would
have meetings
bro that is sketch i can't even believe you guys he was locked in with that
well that's not my high
school so he was yeah but our float probably looks you just needed some some
dude with a flatbed
and they just throw some streamers on it bro i've never heard that in my life i
do funny i've never
heard of it yeah okay i do remember yeah try on perplexity see what they got
pull up some of the
there so what did this what did officer bob what was his what was his big
moment yeah see drugs are
really drugs are really exciting don't actually recover ever whoa jesus drop
everything and run
uh yeah those are yeah but it was a lot of it was like people screaming i won't
do drugs or whatever
um but officer bob was huge dude and one year he pulled up and he could not get
it he couldn't
even get out of his car right so we had to do the talk from a megaphone from
his vehicle
and people were like what and it just sounded like so garbled and stuff and
like um oh and then
they would hide a sack of weed in some kid's bag or whatever in the audience
and a dog would just go
like a real bag of weed yes or something that the dog could smell so i'm
guessing it was so just
okay because it was like yeah we put weed on one of the kids and all the kids
would be like
you know and then they just sick a fucking german shepherd on the kid yeah jesus
dude yeah pretty
awesome we um dude there was some weird there was some weird stuff in my high
school too man
and every teacher's coach every every teacher in our high school was coached
because they used to
coach a basketball team or they could i remember one dude he coached the it was
like the debate team
or something and you still he was still coach oh dude yeah they would just pick
like what whoever the
lesbian teacher was at our school was also had to be the drama teacher for some
reason like
that was ours for a minute our softball coach lesbian ended up a couple years
after i graduated
um she was having a relationship with like a sophomore oh yeah um yeah yeah it's
unfortunate
and that's florida that's that's i don't know what that is but that's well a
lot of the times it is
florida it's florida and that's softball yeah i don't know if it is or not but
swat
yeah um this students working against tobacco field yes yeah and because if
they're not doing it
yeah that's true tobacco's just running rampant
it's like agatha christie they're still rocking and rolling swat is florida's
statewide youth
organization working to mobilize educate and equip oh it's specifically a florida
thing
to revolt against and de-glamorize tobacco yep wow wow dude well that makes i
thought it was like a
national program yeah i guess we never did go on field trips yeah this is it no
you this was a uh
this was an experimental program down there in the fucking south dude there's
400 there's 4300 high
schoolers vape now yeah oh yeah there's 4300 active youth though in the swat uh
swat youth in the state
florida florida and so uh shout out to them um we had this thing so we had to
build a float one time
it was for the homecoming parade yeah and my buddy patrick we had to make like
this tree ours was like
the tree of life or something or whatever or keep growing or something like
that and my buddy patrick
he was gonna um we're like dude patrick you stay in the tree stay in the middle
light up a blunt in
there and just blow smoke out of the like if you blow enough smoke some of it'll
just we'll keep a
hole in the top of the tree some of it'll leak out so we're pushing this down
the street and
everybody will uh well and nobody will know but there'll be just you'll be in
there to super high
and it's all like you know oh you're saying not okay so i was thinking like you
cut a hole out of
the trunk so it's like his face and just like roasting blunts or something but
you're saying just a
little hole just so he could breathe yeah but he was hot box in this tree well
we forgot about a
breathing hole we just thought put him in the tree like in the trunk of the
tree the trunk is fully
built around him okay it's like this whole paper mache and wire setup that's
going to be on a float
and then there's this big kind of bulb on top of him almost like a very small
um water tower would be
kind of look and that is all adorned with green paper mache and everything that's
a big tree and
they'll put a hole on top of that so patrick you just stand in there keep
smoking blunts
and some of the smoke will leak out the top it'll be awesome we'll love it and
you'll be
very fucking high dude he was so fucking high dude it's like a two-hour parade
yeah and you couldn't
see any of the smoke coming out it was just him like smoking countless black
and mild blunts in this
tree and then we got him there dude yeah oh he didn't he couldn't go to school
for one whole week
dude his mom had to stay home with him he was it was the most high person that
we'd ever seen in
our area it was fun he couldn't go to school for a week and he hasn't been he
hasn't been the same
since he hasn't yeah he hasn't been the same um what was something like how
long did you guys how long
did you guys uh patrick it's gonna be awesome dude he's gonna sit there he can't
smoke as much
as he want you know and sometimes you get at the for the first like two blocks
you could hear him yell
can y'all see the smoke but after that there was no sound coming out of there
it was almost like he's
probably dead he probably died for a second well he was almost like when those
kids got trapped in
that mine you know after the second day they couldn't hear anything yeah yeah
yeah
Thank you.