Name: Theo and Sketch Talk About Looking Lesbian Adjacent
Uploaded: 2025-11-14T21:00:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Sketch Talk About Looking Lesbian Adjacent' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Sketch Talk About Looking Lesbian Adjacent' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-14. Transcript available.

ever since like how people call me a lesbian or whatever like because your
looks or whatever yes
because sometimes too some lady the other day said is that a wig on your head
that but the
doctor made an assumption at birth because i had one kidney and the way my face
looked and assumed
and told my parents that i would like there was a high percentage chance that i
was down down
syndrome yeah what do you mean yeah i'm just saying like because the because
the like because
the the look or because the someone said it's because like my my eyes no i
think you got baby
eyes you got eyes of like like almond eyes oh yeah i forgot you do have well i
just gotta show you my
baby picture but that's why i don't believe half the shit that they say and
then when i went to
if your eyes got that nut shape on them that's a lot of the signature bro low-key
you do now i'm really
feeling it dude i could see it was like kind of a white filipino lesbian i'm a
little mexican but
like i'm not like uh
is that
sorry that's the sound i feel like that that what like when you open it when
you open your little
lesbian eyes in the morning that's the sound that's the sounding thing oh my
god
i gotta change the way i dress i've been getting a lot of shit for it you need
to do overalls i'd go with
overalls no no an hour you're trying to set me up if you were with a tattoo too
you were overalls
you you would get lesbian allegations out of the wazoo dude no wonder you love
eating pussy there's
nothing about it yeah he's only talking about eating pussy
bro dude all i'm saying dude you're way more of a lesbian looking than me dude
then you
but get right here what and then from the back too yeah that's what i thought
from the back that's
your old trick no that's not my old trick no way dude yeah you're gonna keep me
out of that bro
that's what i'm saying dude is this bro i'll say this dude you're way more let
dude all you need is a you need to start getting you'd have a tattoo it says
this pussy don't run on
oh my god that is absurd that's what you need no i'd have a tramp stamp for
sure though
oh yeah i would have a tramp stamp and what would it say you have to have some
wording above it too
use perplexity bring up the best lesbian tramp stamp wording that you could
have it'd be like
what do you call those things like uh where it's just like who's the red guy
from star wars
it'd be like his tattoos queer uh life you can't that's not it that's insane it
says that it is that
what it says queer or lesbian prod samples are phrases like life or
incorporating lesbian trans
probably colors or hearts okay so you could have a rainbow maybe um bring up
some great lesbian uh
kind of uh what would you call them streamers are you like uh just like just
like something you
would have on a tramp stamp if you were a lesbian oh the uh lesbian tramp
stamps or lesbian bumper
stickers uh these are good ones love is love you are my today and all of my tomorrows
that'd be a
crazy tramp stamp yeah i don't know if that's a tramp stamp you kind of need
something more like i was
thinking more of like a design oh yeah you like angel wings you would
definitely be a bigger lesbian
dude do you think if we were lesbians we would go on a date or not i feel like
you'd ask you'd be you'd
ask me out i don't know about that oh you're the one you're the one talking
about it and you're
taking me to dinner tonight oh yeah that's true i forgot about yeah jeez purse
yeah thank you thank
you very much wow thanks i can't can't wait okay blm homie type shit boy we're
gonna take his
subaru we're teammates huh right after practice bro if we were two lesbians
dude we would we would
get a lot of chicks i think you'd think i think we'd have a we'd talk a good
game dude if we were
lesbians dude we'd get the hottest twins out there we would be the hottest
twins we know we would get
the hottest no it'd be us and we'd be the we'd be the most sought after we
would win an all lesbian
nephew contest dude that would be a good contest we should probably try to run
that one fuck we would
do great god we should have a fucking contest men that look like lesbians dude
isn't there something
called nambler whatever that that was that thing a nambler what's nambla what
is that a mint no north
american man boy love association no that's not no oh my god no dude no hey hey
on look speak of
delete the history whatever for freaking nashville predators i'm fine nashville
predators and that's
something y'all we need to have a conversation about too is who the hell
thought of the branding
for the nashville predators i was like it sounds like a uh a scary movie i
walked past it and it
said go he goes he goes say cheese yeah i take it and it says go preds yeah i
was like dude that is
not a good you're you're one letter off of it's yeah and what do you expect
they should have definitely
like uh predators get in free night or whatever that is they're probably they
do they should scan
that's a wwe though yeah they should scan the crowd uh for uh men just sitting
by themselves at the
preds games it's like now it's time for the real preds make some noise and they
shoot just children's t-shirts
into the crowd oh my god and then it's just some guy like look at this guy just
by himself and he's like
yeah that would be a good so they need to lean into that i guess you have to do
whatever you can to get fans
nowadays dude yeah the sometimes lesbian people they like the dark because they
can they can come up and
be like i'm a man you know they can trick you in the dark there's a lot of
there's a lot of ladies that are
stronger than me probably oh definitely dude i would watch you in some good uh
physical competitions
against some strong women like if i did a streaming series where i fought ufc
ladies i'd probably get
my ass kicked no i definitely would holly holm holly holm's pretty hot too and
she's very tough and
competitive see you're definitely the lesbian oh i'd let her kick me till i
came you know
that's a crazy thing to say dude we can't say that kind of stuff dude yeah she's
gonna get really
upset she's beautiful i think she's gonna kick your ass i know i think she has
the kids why we have
to be she has we go to these ufc events too we're gonna we're gonna get bitch
slapped dude we can't
say that bro she's gonna be holly we're just you're she's exceptional she's
been i think you're
awesome holly and i would take an autograph and you're on the verge of a severe
lgbtq
extravaganza like you have to wait oh i like the way lesbians know how to dress
benefits this is
the most i said lesbian in my life no i think it's great dude and look if you
go i'll go dude i would
not go be a lesbian by myself but if you go i would give it a shot but you're
halfway there
and you're the other half let's do what hell of a bad bitch