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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What Makes Lane Kiffin Unique as a Head Coach' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-21. Transcript available.

Even we were talking about, like, I just got back from the Ole Miss game.
I know you were at.
It was fun, man.
You guys were rolling, man.
And Lane's doing a great job of keeping y'all mentally in the right spot
with all this noise about him going to Florida or elsewhere.
Yeah.
He big-boyed it.
He big-boyed it.
Look what you mean.
Meaning he didn't go the traditional, no, it's not true.
We want to keep the noise out.
He went, we got this.
I got this noise.
Y'all got this noise because we're winning.
Yeah.
This is the noise that's out there.
He's talking to those young men like an adult who's up with the times.
Yeah.
He's going, this is part of it, man.
Right.
This is part of it.
And we're doing it because we're doing good.
So let's do as well as we can right now and keep winning.
It's a great message because your players are going, they get it now.
I think these players get the portals, the, you're probably not going to be
playing
with the same guys for three years straight.
Yeah.
Four years straight.
You can transfer in season.
And you can go here.
I mean.
Yeah.
There's two portals now, I think, aren't there?
Aren't there two portals during the season?
And I'm actually a Van, I'm a Vanderbilt fan, but my, but I'm friends with Lane.
Yeah.
And I, and I grew up as an LSU fan.
Right.
And, and, and, and, and sometimes people are like, sometimes they'll be like,
well, you're
a fair weather fan or something.
I'm like, but now like you're saying, there's kind of like, it's like, there's
kind of like
fair weather franchises in a way.
It's like, they're changing players so much and things and that.
And they expect you to lock in like, like my dad did, or like I did when we
were kids.
It's like, you, if you buy a jersey, the guy's gone and, you know, things
change so much.
So I think it's interesting.
Some of the expectations sometimes out of fans, you know?
Well, it's harder to create as an organization, as a team, as a school, as that,
that, oh,
this is our brand of football.
Last one to do it in the pros was what?
New England.
No matter who came and went, it was Belichick's way of football.
It was Tom Brady, quarterback.
Yeah.
Robert Kraft, his own.
There was a certain way.
Remember people would come to, studs would come to, big names would come to New
England
and there wasn't a lot of press about them.
And all of a sudden next week you're like, oh, they got dropped.
It wasn't a big, no big fanfare.
It was like, you didn't play our way?
That's, you're kind of gone.
Right.
We're good if you're not our way.
We, our way is our way.
Yeah.
So now when you're plugging in so many players, and we're going to do this with
Austin FC,
our soccer club, do we have a brand of what they call football, soccer, that
you, this
is how we play.
Coaches and players can be plugged into our system.
It's harder to do because players are moving around.
You get a, we got a chance to get this stud player.
Well, if he's a running option quarterback and we've been running,
traditional offense, which is drop back, it'd be dumb not to update the way we
play offense.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Or whatever that is.
But you, you have, yeah.
How much are the expectations for the brand of how people play football at
certain schools?
Yeah.
You know, I don't know.
What's the brand?
Who has a brand of this is how you play?
It's a great question.
I mean.
In college football.
This is how we play the expectations of how.
Maybe the brand, maybe the, maybe the cultures are similar.
And you have, this is, this is an understood, whether it's aggressive, violent,
or finesse,
whatever, whatever that is.
Or we're going to have a great defense.
Right.
No matter what.
Well, Saban had one kind of, Saban felt like he had it.
He did.
I feel like Sarkeesian is a guy that is very much, he is the boss there.
Yes.
You know, there's an energy there with him that is very cut and dried.
Yep.
Dude, Lane Kiffin's crazy.
That guy's absolutely crazy, dude.
He took him to yoga class, right?
He goes to this yoga class.
I'm in there, right?
And he, I think he's, he has the heat on his phone.
He's hijacked the heat system and like this, so he's sitting over there.
Pumping up the heat?
Yeah.
I mean, just like.
Hot yoga?
Like Putin over there.
Yeah, he's got it way hot though.
And he's fucking, he's even holding a lighter in there, like adding a little
bit of heat
to the room.
But at one point, he's like wandering around and just like saying things to
people and whispering
like affirmations.
Wait, is he, is he in the class or is he teaching the class?
He's in it.
He's not the teacher.
Okay.
And the teacher has like the microphone thing on and she's kind of pointing at
him every
now and then.
There's a picture that we just put up yesterday from and I don't know if you
can even see
it.
It might be out there somewhere.
Can you raise it up a little bit?
I can only see his head and this seems like a shot you got to see.
Okay.
That's lame.
But find the other photo too, if you can, Nick.
But he's, dude, he comes in, he puts a peppermint in my mouth, dude.
And his hand kind of even touched my lips a little bit.
And I don't even, I mean, we're both straight males, you know, I mean, as a
family, I hope
to have a family, but he just like, I'm like, and I'm in there sweating, dying,
basically
trying to look okay, you know, and sorry, I wear a towel like that.
I was raised by a single mom.
Oh, this is you over on, are you over on the right?
Yeah.
Is this post peppermint?
It's post peppermint.
Yeah.
But I mean, Lane is crazy though, dude.
He does these weird rituals and stuff in there and he'll like bounce a golf
ball in.
It's like people, it's like dead and he'll bounce a golf ball across the, he's
just doing
bizarre stuff in there.
Does he have a method to it?
Is he doing it?
It is.
It's this, we, I can't, it's like he's some sweat molyer or something, you know?
I don't know what he's doing, but it's, it's just amazing over there.
But he's just always likes to be involved and causing, having an effect, right?
So that's what I noticed about him.
And it's interesting and it's fascinating in the same way.
Is he a trickster or is he a sort of a, as you said, he's just going to throw
in some
color commentary on the situation.
He's going to give a different color.
He's very colorful.
Okay.
And so, but he's got a big card.
He like, he'll make sure that everything's taken care of.
He's on top of everything.
Yeah.
Right.
But I think he likes to be very colorful and stuff, but we had a great time
over there.
Anyway, this was just an experience that we had where he goes to this yoga
class every
single day and, uh, and he never misses.
And it was just, uh, yeah, it was a great experience.
I mean, I had to lay down for a little while and some girl was like, do you
need CPR?
And I'm like, no, I don't fucking need CPR.
Okay.
I'm just taking a rest.
I'm just taking a rest with my eyes closed.
You look like you went through it, man.
You, you look like.
Well, I was laying there like this for a little while because I wasn't doing
really good.
Um, and, uh, yeah, my, I did, I didn't black out, but I like light browned out
or whatever,
but it was like, I'm fine.
But, um, anyway, yeah, but it was just fascinating over there, man, just to be
over there.
And we got to walk through the, uh, like the, the, the walk that they do, um,
up to the
stadium.
And that was pretty crazy.
I mean, yeah, they're just, that fan base is pretty rabid.
I didn't realize how special it was over there in Oxford.
I didn't realize.
They got it going on right now, man.
Yeah, they got it going on.
I think they're going to make the CFP.
I'm hoping Vanderbilt makes it in.
I don't think that they're going to.
Well, what did y'all, y'all lost two?
We lost two, yeah.
To us and to?
Alabama.
Alabama.
All right.
That ain't, that's.
But they need a big win, you know, we need a big win.
Who do you got left?
We still have Tennessee and we have Kentucky next weekend and then we have
Tennessee.
All right.
You clear those two with a two loss season, you're most likely in, you know,
but yeah,
when I was growing up, it was like Pittsburgh kind of had the defense, you know,
Baltimore
had a defense.
There was a toughness about those places.
Um, you had San Francisco.
That was always a great passing attack.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I guess like, yeah, if you have Earl Campbell back there for Houston or you
have, what's
the guy for big boy out of Alabama for Baltimore?
Oh, uh, Derrick Henry.
There, if you have them, you've gone.
Okay.
We're going to be a running team.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
Have you ever heard that bum Phillips quote, uh, on Earl Campbell?
I don't know what list of y'all remember Earl Campbell out of the Tyler Rose.
Oh yeah.
He played, uh, he played for Dallas too, didn't hear now.
No, Houston.
He played for Houston.
Yeah.
The Oilers at that time.
Oh yeah.
The Oilers ended up in Tennessee.
That's where I live now.
They ended up in Nashville.
So they would give, bum Phillips was the coach and he would give Earl the ball
like 35 times
a game.
And the reports started coming out and going, man, are you worried about the
wear and tear
on, on Earl giving him the ball that often?
Bum says, no, not really.
That, that ball ain't that heavy.
That's awesome, dude.
Well, you used to have just so many good personalities.
We, there's a Jim Mora talking to reporters.
Will you look it up?
Saints, Jim Mora.
Playoffs.
This is even before that.
Oh, it is?
Oh yeah, bro.
Wait till you see this.
He's talking about his team.
But yeah, playoffs.
He was great, man.
Watch this.
Listen to this.
This is crazy.
Oh, we got our ass kicked.
We got our ass kicked.
It was, it was, it was, uh, sickening.
First three, we have 18 plays on offense.
First 18 plays.
We turn the ball over one for a touchdown.
The other one's going to set up a touchdown.
We can't, you know, we got backs that can't hang on to the ball.
They out hit us.
They out toughed us.
You know, we, we stunk today.
We're, we're, we're, we're not even close between that football team and our
football team.
Not even close.
Ridiculous.
We run two screens.
We don't block anybody.
We get a back, gets his knee blown out on one of them.
Didn't block anybody.
We stunk.
Just stunk.
Some injuries.
Oh, Dean told me he blew his knee out.
You know, you got to block people on a screen.
Shit, he gets the ball out there and two guys, big old animals, nail his ass.
Shit.
It's ridiculous.
We run a screen before that.
We get our ass nailed.
Shit.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You know, Dean said he couldn't put any weight on his leg.
That didn't sound too good to me.
We're down, you know, we're down and back.
We're down and everything.
We, we, we, you know, shit.
We don't have enough people right now.
It'll be hard to practice next week.
There you go.
There's not many of them out there.
I mean, you know.
That was just good.
I missed my friend Mike Leach watching that.
Yeah.
You know, that guy.
Oh, that guy was great.
Oh, what a, what a, what a.
What was he at, Oklahoma State?
Texas Tech.
Oh, Texas Tech.
Cliff Kingsbury country.
Have you heard the one amount that after they went and go, yeah, there are
players sitting
out there and I'm in the river on a blanket.
Oh, I've seen it.
Fat little girlfriends.
Oh, bring up Mike Leach's fat little girlfriends.
Listen to this.
Telling them how great they are.
Yeah, that's so true.
This guy's classic.
As coaches, we failed to get through to them.
As coaches, we failed to make our coaching points and our points more
compelling than their
fat little girlfriends.
Now, their fat little girlfriends have some obvious advantages.
For one thing, their fat little girlfriends are telling them what they want to
hear, which
is how great you are and how easy it's going to be.
And how, you know, we had a whole bunch of people.
Everybody wanted to win the football game, but nobody wanted to play the
football game.
Well, I mean, that defies every level of work ethic that exists with regard to
football.
And as coaches, we have to solve our failure on reaching them and the players
have to listen.
And I'm willing to go to fairly amazing lengths to try to make that happen.
I don't know if I'll be successful this week or not, but, you know, I am going
to try.
And there will be some people inconvenienced.
And if it happens to be their fat little girlfriends, too bad.
That's awesome.
That's what we need.
People to be brave enough to have a personality these days, it's kind of
interesting, you know?
But check this out.
Because I'm with you.
That's entertaining.
It's smart.
It's an inside look.
It's frank.
It's open.
You know, people call it politically incorrect.
Whatever.
Forget all that.
It's in the moment.
It's great hearing somebody be honest in the moment with some color.
But I also look at people like a great franchise, Bill Belichick.
Says nothing.
Do your job.
Do your job.
That's it.
Great coach of the Spurs.
Oh.
Popovich.
Yeah, Pop.
Cuts off interview.
Uh-uh.
Yep.
No.
You saw it.
Thank you.
Bam.
So there is something that they keep noise out because they don't give any
color commentation.
Yeah.
And is there something about that that is a stability within a franchise that
your head
coach is going to handle all that color behind closed doors?
Or just stay on that line.
Keep it super simple.
Do your job.
Do your job.
You didn't do your job.
You're out.
Yeah.
Going to get someone in.
Can do your job.
I know it's much more complicated than that.
They're running X's and O's and everything.
But this is another question.
And look, in college football, which is why I like college more than pro.
So much.
So our great legendary Texas coach, Darrell K. Royal, told me one time, he goes,
Matthew, you can get the maximum potential out of your team three Saturdays a
season.
I believe it was number three Saturdays out of a season.
So at that time, you had 10.
So you got 12 now.
So now maybe you say you can get four.
Boy, there's an awesome black hole there to fill for the psychology.
That's all psychology.
Yeah, for sure.
He goes, you hope you have, you coach to have your team at peak, for one of
those peak three
weekends against the best teams.
And then you hope they're just play kind of all right against the all right
competition
and then have their worst days against competition they should beat anyway.
Yeah.
They should just roll.
But boy, if three, I'm still curious.
I think the, what if you got a coach right now, if you could get six.
Yeah.
Top peak performance Saturdays.
Seven.
I mean, because you got, I'm asking for three hours.
Right.
I'm asking for, I'm asking for 36 hours a season for you to be mentally and
physically
and spiritually on the edge and locked in.
And there's an opportunity there.
Is that what I'm saying?
Oh, 100%.
No one saw.
And for somebody to even see that there is an opportunity there, right?
Because sometimes you might just look at life and be like, well, there's going
to be highs
and lows, right?
Like you can have a great team.
But yeah, you're only getting, you're not going to win every single time.
So it's like those moments where you've had two great weeks in a row and like
now the spread is 17.
But it's like, no, that's not the laws of life, right?
So how do you, how do you adjust what's realistically possible to weather that
storm of that third weekend
where it's just, just the laws of the universe are not going to allow it to be
as perfect.
And balance how much, look, sometimes you need, your team needs confidence.
You know, I remember talking to Mac Brown at practice after we, I don't know,
27 years ago,
we'd just come off like, I don't know, 45, nothing route to UCLA.
Beat them?
No, they routed us.
We were not good.
And that Tuesday practice or that Monday practice, it was like a completion for
two yards,
a clean handoff that went for two yards.
We got to applaud that.
I was like, well, applaud that.
It was like, man, I've got the team's, we're, we're, we need good clean handoffs
and a reception
and a clean pass that wasn't intercept.
We have to build the confidence back up.
So sometimes you're there.
Other times you have such talent and they're so confident.
How do you keep them playing?
No, I'm not worried about your confidence.
I need to make sure you feel like an underdog against yourself.
Right.
Against your, the ability that you can play to because a great, a great teams
are essentially
playing against themselves and how great they think they can be.
And that opponent is nothing but in my way.
Right.
To me being as great as I can be.
And that's, if you got that working, if you can flick that switch in, yeah.
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, howdy.
Howdy.

What Makes Lane Kiffin Unique as a Head Coach

Even we were talking about, like, I just got back from the Ole Miss game.
I know you were at.
It was fun, man.
You guys were rolling, man.
And Lane's doing a great job of keeping y'all mentally in the right spot
with all this noise about him going to Florida or elsewhere.
Yeah.
He big-boyed it.
He big-boyed it.
Look what you mean.
Meaning he didn't go the traditional, no, it's not true.
We want to keep the noise out.
He went, we got this.
I got this noise.
Y'all got this noise because we're winning.
Yeah.
This is the noise that's out there.
He's talking to those young men like an adult who's up with the times.
Yeah.
He's going, this is part of it, man.
Right.
This is part of it.
And we're doing it because we're doing good.
So let's do as well as we can right now and keep winning.
It's a great message because your players are going, they get it now.
I think these players get the portals, the, you're probably not going to be
playing
with the same guys for three years straight.
Yeah.
Four years straight.
You can transfer in season.
And you can go here.
I mean.
Yeah.
There's two portals now, I think, aren't there?
Aren't there two portals during the season?
And I'm actually a Van, I'm a Vanderbilt fan, but my, but I'm friends with Lane.
Yeah.
And I, and I grew up as an LSU fan.
Right.
And, and, and, and, and sometimes people are like, sometimes they'll be like,
well, you're
a fair weather fan or something.
I'm like, but now like you're saying, there's kind of like, it's like, there's
kind of like
fair weather franchises in a way.
It's like, they're changing players so much and things and that.
And they expect you to lock in like, like my dad did, or like I did when we
were kids.
It's like, you, if you buy a jersey, the guy's gone and, you know, things
change so much.
So I think it's interesting.
Some of the expectations sometimes out of fans, you know?
Well, it's harder to create as an organization, as a team, as a school, as that,
that, oh,
this is our brand of football.
Last one to do it in the pros was what?
New England.
No matter who came and went, it was Belichick's way of football.
It was Tom Brady, quarterback.
Yeah.
Robert Kraft, his own.
There was a certain way.
Remember people would come to, studs would come to, big names would come to New
England
and there wasn't a lot of press about them.
And all of a sudden next week you're like, oh, they got dropped.
It wasn't a big, no big fanfare.
It was like, you didn't play our way?
That's, you're kind of gone.
Right.
We're good if you're not our way.
We, our way is our way.
Yeah.
So now when you're plugging in so many players, and we're going to do this with
Austin FC,
our soccer club, do we have a brand of what they call football, soccer, that
you, this
is how we play.
Coaches and players can be plugged into our system.
It's harder to do because players are moving around.
You get a, we got a chance to get this stud player.
Well, if he's a running option quarterback and we've been running,
traditional offense, which is drop back, it'd be dumb not to update the way we
play offense.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Or whatever that is.
But you, you have, yeah.
How much are the expectations for the brand of how people play football at
certain schools?
Yeah.
You know, I don't know.
What's the brand?
Who has a brand of this is how you play?
It's a great question.
I mean.
In college football.
This is how we play the expectations of how.
Maybe the brand, maybe the, maybe the cultures are similar.
And you have, this is, this is an understood, whether it's aggressive, violent,
or finesse,
whatever, whatever that is.
Or we're going to have a great defense.
Right.
No matter what.
Well, Saban had one kind of, Saban felt like he had it.
He did.
I feel like Sarkeesian is a guy that is very much, he is the boss there.
Yes.
You know, there's an energy there with him that is very cut and dried.
Yep.
Dude, Lane Kiffin's crazy.
That guy's absolutely crazy, dude.
He took him to yoga class, right?
He goes to this yoga class.
I'm in there, right?
And he, I think he's, he has the heat on his phone.
He's hijacked the heat system and like this, so he's sitting over there.
Pumping up the heat?
Yeah.
I mean, just like.
Hot yoga?
Like Putin over there.
Yeah, he's got it way hot though.
And he's fucking, he's even holding a lighter in there, like adding a little
bit of heat
to the room.
But at one point, he's like wandering around and just like saying things to
people and whispering
like affirmations.
Wait, is he, is he in the class or is he teaching the class?
He's in it.
He's not the teacher.
Okay.
And the teacher has like the microphone thing on and she's kind of pointing at
him every
now and then.
There's a picture that we just put up yesterday from and I don't know if you
can even see
it.
It might be out there somewhere.
Can you raise it up a little bit?
I can only see his head and this seems like a shot you got to see.
Okay.
That's lame.
But find the other photo too, if you can, Nick.
But he's, dude, he comes in, he puts a peppermint in my mouth, dude.
And his hand kind of even touched my lips a little bit.
And I don't even, I mean, we're both straight males, you know, I mean, as a
family, I hope
to have a family, but he just like, I'm like, and I'm in there sweating, dying,
basically
trying to look okay, you know, and sorry, I wear a towel like that.
I was raised by a single mom.
Oh, this is you over on, are you over on the right?
Yeah.
Is this post peppermint?
It's post peppermint.
Yeah.
But I mean, Lane is crazy though, dude.
He does these weird rituals and stuff in there and he'll like bounce a golf
ball in.
It's like people, it's like dead and he'll bounce a golf ball across the, he's
just doing
bizarre stuff in there.
Does he have a method to it?
Is he doing it?
It is.
It's this, we, I can't, it's like he's some sweat molyer or something, you know?
I don't know what he's doing, but it's, it's just amazing over there.
But he's just always likes to be involved and causing, having an effect, right?
So that's what I noticed about him.
And it's interesting and it's fascinating in the same way.
Is he a trickster or is he a sort of a, as you said, he's just going to throw
in some
color commentary on the situation.
He's going to give a different color.
He's very colorful.
Okay.
And so, but he's got a big card.
He like, he'll make sure that everything's taken care of.
He's on top of everything.
Yeah.
Right.
But I think he likes to be very colorful and stuff, but we had a great time
over there.
Anyway, this was just an experience that we had where he goes to this yoga
class every
single day and, uh, and he never misses.
And it was just, uh, yeah, it was a great experience.
I mean, I had to lay down for a little while and some girl was like, do you
need CPR?
And I'm like, no, I don't fucking need CPR.
Okay.
I'm just taking a rest.
I'm just taking a rest with my eyes closed.
You look like you went through it, man.
You, you look like.
Well, I was laying there like this for a little while because I wasn't doing
really good.
Um, and, uh, yeah, my, I did, I didn't black out, but I like light browned out
or whatever,
but it was like, I'm fine.
But, um, anyway, yeah, but it was just fascinating over there, man, just to be
over there.
And we got to walk through the, uh, like the, the, the walk that they do, um,
up to the
stadium.
And that was pretty crazy.
I mean, yeah, they're just, that fan base is pretty rabid.
I didn't realize how special it was over there in Oxford.
I didn't realize.
They got it going on right now, man.
Yeah, they got it going on.
I think they're going to make the CFP.
I'm hoping Vanderbilt makes it in.
I don't think that they're going to.
Well, what did y'all, y'all lost two?
We lost two, yeah.
To us and to?
Alabama.
Alabama.
All right.
That ain't, that's.
But they need a big win, you know, we need a big win.
Who do you got left?
We still have Tennessee and we have Kentucky next weekend and then we have
Tennessee.
All right.
You clear those two with a two loss season, you're most likely in, you know,
but yeah,
when I was growing up, it was like Pittsburgh kind of had the defense, you know,
Baltimore
had a defense.
There was a toughness about those places.
Um, you had San Francisco.
That was always a great passing attack.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I guess like, yeah, if you have Earl Campbell back there for Houston or you
have, what's
the guy for big boy out of Alabama for Baltimore?
Oh, uh, Derrick Henry.
There, if you have them, you've gone.
Okay.
We're going to be a running team.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
Have you ever heard that bum Phillips quote, uh, on Earl Campbell?
I don't know what list of y'all remember Earl Campbell out of the Tyler Rose.
Oh yeah.
He played, uh, he played for Dallas too, didn't hear now.
No, Houston.
He played for Houston.
Yeah.
The Oilers at that time.
Oh yeah.
The Oilers ended up in Tennessee.
That's where I live now.
They ended up in Nashville.
So they would give, bum Phillips was the coach and he would give Earl the ball
like 35 times
a game.
And the reports started coming out and going, man, are you worried about the
wear and tear
on, on Earl giving him the ball that often?
Bum says, no, not really.
That, that ball ain't that heavy.
That's awesome, dude.
Well, you used to have just so many good personalities.
We, there's a Jim Mora talking to reporters.
Will you look it up?
Saints, Jim Mora.
Playoffs.
This is even before that.
Oh, it is?
Oh yeah, bro.
Wait till you see this.
He's talking about his team.
But yeah, playoffs.
He was great, man.
Watch this.
Listen to this.
This is crazy.
Oh, we got our ass kicked.
We got our ass kicked.
It was, it was, it was, uh, sickening.
First three, we have 18 plays on offense.
First 18 plays.
We turn the ball over one for a touchdown.
The other one's going to set up a touchdown.
We can't, you know, we got backs that can't hang on to the ball.
They out hit us.
They out toughed us.
You know, we, we stunk today.
We're, we're, we're, we're not even close between that football team and our
football team.
Not even close.
Ridiculous.
We run two screens.
We don't block anybody.
We get a back, gets his knee blown out on one of them.
Didn't block anybody.
We stunk.
Just stunk.
Some injuries.
Oh, Dean told me he blew his knee out.
You know, you got to block people on a screen.
Shit, he gets the ball out there and two guys, big old animals, nail his ass.
Shit.
It's ridiculous.
We run a screen before that.
We get our ass nailed.
Shit.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You know, Dean said he couldn't put any weight on his leg.
That didn't sound too good to me.
We're down, you know, we're down and back.
We're down and everything.
We, we, we, you know, shit.
We don't have enough people right now.
It'll be hard to practice next week.
There you go.
There's not many of them out there.
I mean, you know.
That was just good.
I missed my friend Mike Leach watching that.
Yeah.
You know, that guy.
Oh, that guy was great.
Oh, what a, what a, what a.
What was he at, Oklahoma State?
Texas Tech.
Oh, Texas Tech.
Cliff Kingsbury country.
Have you heard the one amount that after they went and go, yeah, there are
players sitting
out there and I'm in the river on a blanket.
Oh, I've seen it.
Fat little girlfriends.
Oh, bring up Mike Leach's fat little girlfriends.
Listen to this.
Telling them how great they are.
Yeah, that's so true.
This guy's classic.
As coaches, we failed to get through to them.
As coaches, we failed to make our coaching points and our points more
compelling than their
fat little girlfriends.
Now, their fat little girlfriends have some obvious advantages.
For one thing, their fat little girlfriends are telling them what they want to
hear, which
is how great you are and how easy it's going to be.
And how, you know, we had a whole bunch of people.
Everybody wanted to win the football game, but nobody wanted to play the
football game.
Well, I mean, that defies every level of work 