Name: Brooks & Dunn Go Turkey Hunting
Uploaded: 2025-11-24T15:01:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Brooks & Dunn Go Turkey Hunting' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Brooks & Dunn Go Turkey Hunting' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-24. Transcript available.

We go down there, you go down there all the time,
because you've got your farms down there in place,
and all your buddies from Shreveport.
Love it.
We go down there and duck hunt, like on the marshes.
Oh, yeah.
I've never been duck hunting.
Going next week.
Are you?
Oh, yeah.
Is it more enjoyable than turkey hunting,
or do you feel, is there some difference to it?
I think so.
I like stuff flying.
You know, I've shot my share of turkeys,
but I really don't care about popping them anymore.
It's like, you know, it's like, do something.
You know, you're like, gay!
I'm over here!
It's almost like you're attacking a bird in a wheelchair or something.
Exactly.
And they get all puffed up, too.
It's like some, you know, he's on his last,
he's making his last move on her.
He's so puffed up, he can't even walk anymore.
You know, he's just like...
Like me at the dance, yeah.
Yeah, just like doing that, got his two fingers up there,
just trying to get close to her to do the neon moon.
And then you go, bam!
He's headless.
Shit, sorry about that, yeah.
Turkeys have been all the work of calling them in.
This place we go down in Louisiana,
it's called Little Pecan Island,
and it's like going to the Four Seasons.
I shouldn't rat us out.
Really, it's beautiful?
They've got a lot of good turkeys down there?
Unbelievable, unbelievable.
Not turkeys, ducks.
Oh, ducks.
A good friend of ours, Jim Flores, from Houston,
owns it, and it's unbelievable.
And what kind of ducks do you get out there?
Everything.
I have pictures of the sky full.
I mean, it's unbelievable.
And do they go in shifts, or how do the ducks go?
They migrate at different times.
Oh, so they're not like releasing them,
and then they come back?
No, they don't release.
No, it's all wild.
Okay.
Yeah, they come from the north,
and they get cut off down in Missouri and whatever.
There's a lot of duck habitat on the way for them to stop and eat and whatever,
especially with climate change.
We won't get into all that.
But, like, Arkansas, flooded timber.
A lot of those ducks come out of the rice fields and stuff,
and they're primarily greenheads, mallards, you know.
But by the time you get to the marsh,
you've got every kind, you know, deep teal and mallards,
and you could go on.
You have a fat stork up there, even.
Oh, everything.
Everything.
It's like Africa.
It's like going out into the marshes.
No.
You're in that kind of environment.
Oh, wow.
So it's so natural, you mean.
It's so real.
It's so real cool, yeah.
And are you in a boat, or are you in?
You go out in a boat.
Okay.
Everybody gets their own guide in their own boat.
Can you have to hide underwater, or you're on above water?
We have scuba tanks and shotguns.
Is it really your line?
No, but, you know.
A blind about as big as your sofa.
And it's sunk in the water, and then it's, you know,
it's covered with, and every guide has his own, like,
group of blinds he has to take care of.
A lot of straw and stuff, natural stuff.
Okay, so you're hiding in there.
And is there bugs or anything in there?
Yeah, bugs everywhere, man.
Bugs everywhere.
Bugs everywhere.
You know, snakes, alligators, for real.
Alligators all over the place.
First thing they do when they get to your blind, you know,
the guide will get out and make sure there's nutria.
Water boxes.
Snakes and gators.
They'll be clean of all the appetizers.
Get all that out of there, exactly.
Then they'll take the boat back.
Bad way to start a duck hunt.
Come back, pull in the P-Row, sink the P-Row next to your blind,
get in there and start quacking at them.
Wow.
Ducks are good to eat, too.
Turkeys, you know, people can say what they want.
You know, you can fry anything or whatever,
but turkeys aren't that great to eat.
And some people are just food, just real creeps when it comes to eating.
You know, I've had owl.
And, you know, I don't know if we can say it or not, but.
No, you can't.
Well, I didn't.
You just did.
I didn't have it.
You had an owl?
Nope.
You just said you did, though.
Huh?
Yeah.
You just said you had owl.
Did he not just say he had owl?
I didn't do it.
Wait a minute.
Did you hear?
I think he said eagle.
Yeah.
No, I didn't say eagle, dude.
And if I did, it was a wigged eagle.
I don't eat bald eagle.
No, but I did have, we had owl, my sister's at Tarvin.
Grilled up two owls.
You just said you didn't.
Was it fried?
I thought we could say it.
Well, you can't.
Sorry.
Ronnie did it.
No.
That's what I'm saying.
I eat anything.
You're a freaking owl eater.
A ball eater.
I didn't have a lot.
You didn't have a lot.
There's not a lot to them.
That's the trick.
You didn't swallow?
I didn't inhale.
They're the frogs of the animal kingdom, of the bird kingdom.
Owls are the frogs of the bird.
Once you pull that skirt up, I've done some things in my day, but even just to
look.
We're letting you run with it.
Pull up what I'm talking about.
Let's at least see the.
So we just, and the owls.
Did you Photoshop the eagle owl?
They were of age, too, the ones I'm talking about.
I'm supposed to know that, man.
These were adult owls.
You're not supposed to do that.
So much for wisdom.
Whoa, whoa.
What is that?
Brother, that is, something needs to take care of that.
That's disgusting.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
They migrated over from Chernobyl.
Yep.
That's a Russian owl, for sure.
I wish I hadn't seen that.
Definitely, dude.
I wish I hadn't seen that.