Name: Tucker Carlson on Why He Has Haters
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tucker Carlson on Why He Has Haters' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-10. Transcript available.

But yeah, you were a top 10 man, so pretty cool.
And you also got anti-Semite of the year.
Did I win?
No, you also got nominated for anti-Semite of the year.
Bryce Mitchell is campaigning, it feels like, so.
He is, I love Bryce.
I know, he's a great kid.
He was there, his son's named Tucker, by the way, I'm proud to say.
His son is so cute, too.
He's unbelievable.
Did I see his son at your party last year?
Yes, yes, and his wonderful wife, yeah.
The funny thing is, I'm not even an anti-Semite, and I'm against anti-Semitism.
I agree, how did that even-
Every day for the last 10 years?
I don't think, I think it is immoral to judge people on qualities they can't
control that
they were born with.
I don't think that people are guilty by virtue of their blood.
That's why I disagree with the Netanyahu cabinet.
They believe the Palestinians are subhuman because they're Palestinian.
And I just, that's an attitude that's anti-Christian.
I totally reject it.
I've criticized them for that specifically.
And so I'm completely opposed to anti-Semitism.
And so, and I mean it, too.
And by the way, if I was an anti-Semite at this stage, I'd be like, yeah, I'm
an anti-Semite.
I love Hitler.
I would just say it.
Like, why not?
I'd probably be the number one podcast if I said that.
But I'm being totally sincere.
I'm opposed to it.
So why do they keep calling you that, me that?
And I know one of these guys very well in here.
I said I know Bryce, but I know another person on the bottom.
I know two of them.
I know Anna, too.
They're not only are non-anti-Semites, they think anti-Semitism is immoral.
So why do they call you something that you're not and that they know you're not?
They do it to make you into what they call you.
They are trying to make you a hater.
And that is like the key insight I've had over the last year.
It's like, I used to think, like people would always call me racist.
And I would do these like long monologues, like actually, I'm not a racist.
I would say so if I was.
I kind of like black people, but it's not even, has nothing to do with whether
I like black people or don't.
Yeah, I own a couple jerseys or whatever.
I kind of do, but even if I didn't, hating people on the basis of racism is immoron.
So I do these like long monologues and I would stay up and write them, you know,
at home and be like, I'm going to tell the truth.
And everyone would be like, shut up, racist.
And I'd be like, what is this?
They could criticize me for all my real faults, which are super obvious, you
know.
I think they're very obvious.
I get mad.
I overstate things.
I always gain a shit ton of weight every summer.
Like I have faults that are obvious to everybody, but they never attack me on
those.
They attack me on the things that I'm not.
Why?
And this year I finally figured it out.
It's like they want to make you into a hater.
Why?
Two reasons.
One, to control you.
This is like a form of control.
Well, because then they can label you?
Sure.
Then if you're a Nazi, it's like you don't need to.
First of all, you can kill Nazis, right?
So it's obviously to get you killed is part of it.
But part of it is much deeper and it's spiritual.
And that is that evil feeds on hate.
They want more hate.
So, and what's evil?
How do we know if something's evil?
Well, by its fruits.
Is this someone who's lying, angry, promoting violence, chaos, division?
That's evil.
I mean, that's literally the definition of evil and good is its opposite.
It's unity, peace, happiness, love, order, cleanliness, or whatever.
You know, it's the virtues are really obvious.
The sins are really obvious.
And so evil feeds on hate.
They want more hate.
So I look at someone like Mark Levin, who was a guy I used to know.
You know what?
I've never had strong feelings about the guy one or the other.
He's all into Israel.
Whatever.
I don't care.
Be all into Israel.
I was never against Israel.
I'm still not really that against Israel.
But whatever.
I watch Mark Levin, like, go down this path where he's, like, crazed.
He's crazed.
It's almost like he's being attacked by bees or something.
Like, there's no peace in that man at all.
I can't imagine what it's...
I'm not being mean.
I'm being sincere.
That guy works tirelessly to make people hate him.
Same with Rabbi Buttplug.
Same with a bunch of these people you see on the internet where it's, like,
what?
Is this guy trying to win people over?
Just the opposite.
He's trying to alienate them.
He's trying to make people hate him.
Why?
Because that's the nature of evil.
It feeds on hate.
And goodness feeds on love.
And you're around...
If you're around a decent, honest person, you just feel this, like, warmth and
attraction
and calm, right?
You feel this around...
Yeah, for sure.
And I think you have to trust your own guiding light at a certain point.
A hundred at every point.
Of what is...
Every point.
Good in what is not.
But you know it.
I don't even think...
Like, we're so past rational argument.
I mean, I've proven that by, like, every week dutifully doing the...
Actually, I'm against anti-Semitism.
I hate anti-Semitism.
Shut up, Hitler.
Obviously, we're not at a point, sadly, in our history where rational debate
makes sense.
It doesn't make any difference at all.
They don't care.
Charlie Kirk dedicated his life to it.
They just shot him in the neck.
Like, they don't...
They're not interested.
They're not winnable.
We're at a stage where the only thing you can trust is God, the love of other
people,
and your own God-given instincts.
Like, that is it.
That's the guide, period.
Yeah.
I mean, your pilot light of what...
You have to really lock in your pilot light of what do you feel like is right
and wrong.
Don't you think you know it, too?
I think at this point, you have to trust that more than ever.
You have to trust it.
Right.
Exactly.
But the knowledge is preexistent.
Like, it's already in you.
You know.
Like, your dog doesn't need to be told who hates him.
The dog's like, you know, he barks at the people who hate him.
He knows, and he doesn't lie to himself.
Yeah.
Do you feel that?
Oh, I think we've been lying to ourselves, or we've been passive about evil
showing up
in our world, I think.
Yes.
I definitely believe that.
But no, I think it's making people really paranoid and afraid, and I think that
that's
on purpose, and terrified people are really easy to control.
That's what happened to us after 9-11.
The Muslims are coming.
19 Arabs with box cutters!
I know.
I'm going to say that.
I said to one of my kids last night at dinner, I was like, I'm making a pledge
to you as
your father that I'm going to use the phrase Arabs with box cutters every
single day, and
I'm going to laugh every time I say it, because it amuses the shit out of me.
Hell yeah.
Like, you're going to be in a conversation, and someone's going to be like,
Arabs with box
cutters.
It's so fucking funny.
Anyway, all of us believed the Arabs with box cutters thing for all those years,
and
it made us so freaked out and afraid and threatened that we went along with all
the stuff that
was really bad for us and the world, and I think that a similar op actually is
underway
in the United States with Jewish people, and it's like, you're about to get
killed.
It's like, no.
I mean, I think there are anti-Semites in America for sure, and there are crazy
people
for sure.
There are always threats, but in general, I've never met anyone who hates all
Jews.
That's all fake, but it's scaring the shit out of people.
Like, it's real.
Again, I have friends, good friends, who are like, I can't believe you're a
Nazi now.
That's crazy, dude.
I know it's sad, actually.
It's awful.
Well, I think any time you find somebody, and I thought this in my own world,
it's like,
if you start thinking like, oh, this race or this ethnicity or this group
should be the
one, then that is a trap.
That is a dangerous, that is an evil thought or feeling.
Right there.
That is the truth.
It's an evil thought or feeling because it's just, it's not possible.
It's not real.
So you have to recognize that that kind of thought is just a trap, that it's
very, that
that's just a scary trap.
I completely agree.
That is the trap they're luring you into.
When they call you names, they are trying to make you into the hater they claim
you are.
And once you become that, you're destroyed.
Yeah.
And obsessing over like other races being bad, like that's how you become a
fucking crazy
person.
Well, that's the kind of stuff that the news has done over the years.
So when you start to think about all the infighting that the news has created
over the years
and let us down all these rabbit holes, it's like, fuck, what the fuck were we
doing?
The whole point was to make you hate each other.
Yeah.
Who's divide and conquer 100%.
Arabs with box cutters.
Can I just say it?
Blacks versus drones, dude.
Arabs with box cutters.
Okay.
All right.
Arabs with box cutters.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.